The superior choice thread

This thread is my good idea for December. People often do things when they could do something similar which is either superior or just the original. For example, they buy a hamster when they could buy a guinea pig. So what recommendations do you have for other cake stoppers to upgrade their lives?
I'll start:
Don't drink vodka when you could drink slivovica
Don't listen to the Clash when you could listen the Ruts
Don't watch rugby union when you could watch rugby league
Don't read the Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph when you could read Mein Kampf
I'll start:
Don't drink vodka when you could drink slivovica
Don't listen to the Clash when you could listen the Ruts
Don't watch rugby union when you could watch rugby league
Don't read the Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph when you could read Mein Kampf
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Are you mad? Slivovice is the devil's p1ss
You've not had the good stuff.
Some people reckon you can't beat a nice gerbil.
I refer you to the link I posted in the Not worth a pheasant thread in BB
Don't listen to the arctic monkeys when you could listen to paint dry
Don't watch basketball when you could watch mutants
Don't be awake when there are other options
Voltaire
Eat a burrito instead.
Don't waste time posting on bike forums when there are many more constructive things you could be doing :-)
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