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The superior choice thread

finchyfinchy Posts: 6,689
edited December 2013 in The cake stop
This thread is my good idea for December. People often do things when they could do something similar which is either superior or just the original. For example, they buy a hamster when they could buy a guinea pig. So what recommendations do you have for other cake stoppers to upgrade their lives?

I'll start:

Don't drink vodka when you could drink slivovica
Don't listen to the Clash when you could listen the Ruts
Don't watch rugby union when you could watch rugby league
Don't read the Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph when you could read Mein Kampf

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  • johnfinch wrote:

    Don't drink vodka when you could drink slivovica

    Are you mad? Slivovice is the devil's p1ss
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,689
    fatsmoker wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:

    Don't drink vodka when you could drink slivovica

    Are you mad? Slivovice is the devil's p1ss

    You've not had the good stuff.
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Don't waste your life on BR, get a proper hobby that doesn't advertise at you.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    What's better about a guinea pig?
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,689
    They draw slightly less blood when they bite you and they're bigger, furrier and more varied.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,047
    RideOnTime wrote:
    What's better about a guinea pig?

    Some people reckon you can't beat a nice gerbil.
    I refer you to the link I posted in the Not worth a pheasant thread in BB
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,689
    Well you lot are a f**kig letdown.
  • meursaultmeursault Posts: 1,433
    Don't multitask when you could be mindful
    Don't listen to the arctic monkeys when you could listen to paint dry
    Don't watch basketball when you could watch mutants
    Don't be awake when there are other options
    Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.

    Voltaire
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 53,493 Lives Here
    Don't waste a good meal time chewing on dry tasteless turkey at Christmas.

    Eat a burrito instead.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,689
    That's the spirit!
  • Rugby league? Seriously? Not real rugby!

    Don't waste time posting on bike forums when there are many more constructive things you could be doing :-)
    Fuelled by cake!

    2008 Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp for playing in the mud.
    2013 Trek 1.2
    1982 Holdsworth Elan.
    1987 Peugeot Tour 10
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