Cav needs to lay off the pies

frenchfighter
frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
edited February 2014 in Pro race
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  • ozzzyosborn206
    ozzzyosborn206 Posts: 1,340
    'kin hell looks like he needs come of rogers' clenbuterol
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Cav does look a tubster there FER SHURE
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Di Luca looks a bit rough on the right.
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  • greeny12
    greeny12 Posts: 759
    That's not actually Cav is it? It's a full pro kit w@nker surely???!!!

    I thought I was struggling with my weight this offseason...
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  • Beatmaker
    Beatmaker Posts: 1,092
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    greeny12 wrote:
    That's not actually Cav is it? It's a full pro kit w@nker surely???!!!

    I thought I was struggling with my weight this offseason...

    My first thought was that it was a lookalike then I saw the OPQS boys in the background.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.
  • Beatmaker
    Beatmaker Posts: 1,092
    Pross wrote:
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.

    In that picture, of course not bi people have been taking shots at Cav's weight for a long time. The point still stands, I'll happily swap his palmares (and wife!) for a few extra kilos.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Has someone done something funny with the picture. Just look at his hands. Even his hands are fat, or his right hand at least. The other dude - on the left side (right if your looking at the picture) has a massive left hand. Has someone used a strange lens or photoshopped it or something?

    I don't know, he just looks uber huge, that it makes you wonder. The fat hand gets me thinking.
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Incidently, he was a guest on BBC News's Hard Talk a couple of days ago: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... n_Cyclist/ (long interview: 25 mins)

    While looking 'well fed' he doesn't look as big as that photo.
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  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    F*ck me it's like reading the Daily Mail online reading posts made here. 'Tamara is carrying extra flab the fat bitch'.

    Fat?

    You lot must be f*cking anorexia if he's fat.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    This forum needs a 'Cycling Side Bar of Shame'. :D
    Correlation is not causation.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Fat?

    You lot must be f*cking anorexia if he's fat.
    I wish I was 'cycling fat'. But I'm not. I'm just regular fat.
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  • Crankbrother
    Crankbrother Posts: 1,695
    Beatmaker wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.

    In that picture, of course not bi people have been taking shots at Cav's weight for a long time. The point still stands, I'll happily swap his palmares (and wife!) for a few extra kilos.

    What's sexual orientation got to do with anything :wink:
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,335
    Maybe he's been sponsored by 'latexco' to show how stretchy their materials are.
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  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    Bloody hell... he's got some work to do over the next few months :shock:
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    edited December 2013
    Just his breathing technique.. Isn't that's what we are used to get told at this time every year..?
  • LutherB
    LutherB Posts: 544
    Is that Cav or Nick Cave? I'm confused :?:
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Credit it where it's due though, Mr Magoo in the middle looks in fine shape
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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Hopefully he'll be even bigger for this year's hamper race. The Peril may dust down his TLI licence for the day.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Above The Cows wrote:
    Has someone done something funny with the picture. Just look at his hands. Even his hands are fat, or his right hand at least. The other dude - on the left side (right if your looking at the picture) has a massive left hand. Has someone used a strange lens or photoshopped it or something?

    I don't know, he just looks uber huge, that it makes you wonder. The fat hand gets me thinking.

    I thought similar when first looking at it, would take pretty good Photoshop skills to do it without affecting anything in the background though. No doubt he is carrying extra weight at this time of year but maybe the camera angle isn't helping.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    frenchfighter wrote:
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    This does look like a beautiful moment.

    Who are these other two herberts?
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    RideOnTime wrote:

    Who are these other two herberts?
    Mr Magoo and Hobo DiLuca
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  • Claud Roubaix
    Claud Roubaix Posts: 76
    Pross wrote:
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.

    Thats the British Champion colours........which he is
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    But he's not world champ.
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    He doesn't look very happy. Would have thought he could give a smile for his fans.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Maybe he stopped and asked them for the picture?
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    Maybe he did, but then wouldn't he still be happy? Come on Cavendish, bit of effort please!
  • Omar Little
    Omar Little Posts: 2,010
    On a slightly related note Vandenbergh riding Cavs bike :D
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    Maybe he did, but then wouldn't he still be happy? Come on Cavendish, bit of effort please!

    Very true, maybe he is going for the old moody rock star look.

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