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Cav needs to lay off the pies

frenchfighterfrenchfighter Posts: 30,642
edited February 2014 in Pro race
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  • 'kin hell looks like he needs come of rogers' clenbuterol
  • Cav does look a tubster there FER SHURE
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 25,518
    Di Luca looks a bit rough on the right.
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  • greeny12greeny12 Posts: 759
    That's not actually Cav is it? It's a full pro kit [email protected] surely???!!!

    I thought I was struggling with my weight this offseason...
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  • BeatmakerBeatmaker Posts: 1,092
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.
  • greeny12 wrote:
    That's not actually Cav is it? It's a full pro kit [email protected] surely???!!!

    I thought I was struggling with my weight this offseason...

    My first thought was that it was a lookalike then I saw the OPQS boys in the background.
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  • ProssPross Posts: 29,902
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.
  • BeatmakerBeatmaker Posts: 1,092
    Pross wrote:
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.

    In that picture, of course not bi people have been taking shots at Cav's weight for a long time. The point still stands, I'll happily swap his palmares (and wife!) for a few extra kilos.
  • Has someone done something funny with the picture. Just look at his hands. Even his hands are fat, or his right hand at least. The other dude - on the left side (right if your looking at the picture) has a massive left hand. Has someone used a strange lens or photoshopped it or something?

    I don't know, he just looks uber huge, that it makes you wonder. The fat hand gets me thinking.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 25,518
    Incidently, he was a guest on BBC News's Hard Talk a couple of days ago: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... n_Cyclist/ (long interview: 25 mins)

    While looking 'well fed' he doesn't look as big as that photo.
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  • GazzaputtGazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    F*ck me it's like reading the Daily Mail online reading posts made here. 'Tamara is carrying extra flab the fat censored '.

    Fat?

    You lot must be f*cking anorexia if he's fat.
  • This forum needs a 'Cycling Side Bar of Shame'. :D
    Correlation is not causation.
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 25,518
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Fat?

    You lot must be f*cking anorexia if he's fat.
    I wish I was 'cycling fat'. But I'm not. I'm just regular fat.
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  • Beatmaker wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.

    In that picture, of course not bi people have been taking shots at Cav's weight for a long time. The point still stands, I'll happily swap his palmares (and wife!) for a few extra kilos.

    What's sexual orientation got to do with anything :wink:
  • Maybe he's been sponsored by 'latexco' to show how stretchy their materials are.
  • alihisgreatalihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    Bloody hell... he's got some work to do over the next few months :shock:
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    edited December 2013
    Just his breathing technique.. Isn't that's what we are used to get told at this time every year..?
  • LutherBLutherB Posts: 544
    Is that Cav or Nick Cave? I'm confused :?:
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 25,518
    Credit it where it's due though, Mr Magoo in the middle looks in fine shape
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  • Hopefully he'll be even bigger for this year's hamper race. The Peril may dust down his TLI licence for the day.
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  • ProssPross Posts: 29,902
    Has someone done something funny with the picture. Just look at his hands. Even his hands are fat, or his right hand at least. The other dude - on the left side (right if your looking at the picture) has a massive left hand. Has someone used a strange lens or photoshopped it or something?

    I don't know, he just looks uber huge, that it makes you wonder. The fat hand gets me thinking.

    I thought similar when first looking at it, would take pretty good Photoshop skills to do it without affecting anything in the background though. No doubt he is carrying extra weight at this time of year but maybe the camera angle isn't helping.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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    This does look like a beautiful moment.

    Who are these other two herberts?
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 25,518
    RideOnTime wrote:

    Who are these other two herberts?
    Mr Magoo and Hobo DiLuca
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  • Pross wrote:
    Beatmaker wrote:
    I'd rather be fat and world champ than skinny and slow.

    But he's not world champ.

    Thats the British Champion colours........which he is
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    But he's not world champ.
  • He doesn't look very happy. Would have thought he could give a smile for his fans.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Maybe he stopped and asked them for the picture?
  • Maybe he did, but then wouldn't he still be happy? Come on Cavendish, bit of effort please!
  • Omar LittleOmar Little Posts: 2,010
    On a slightly related note Vandenbergh riding Cavs bike :D
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Maybe he did, but then wouldn't he still be happy? Come on Cavendish, bit of effort please!

    Very true, maybe he is going for the old moody rock star look.
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