Night ride...for Dave02

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,312
edited December 2013 in The bottom bracket
Warning: This thread is about cycling!
Gittery it was, giittery. I set off into the black and on narrow roads elected to ride in the middle. In no time, there ws a light and continuous sccchhhhhhh which soon turned into a loud and continuous scccccchhhhhhhh.
Finally I got home a nervous wreck having survived potholes, branches, drunk farmers lying in the road and discarded litter blowing around and playing Russian Roulette with errant carrier bags getting very close to the transmission.

Rear caliper was totally obscured with mud. The SKS longs don't allow much for leeway with 25mm tyres and a bucket or two of mud chucked at them.

Farmers (bless 'em), are supposed to clean up after themselves - why aren't they ordered to clean up their mess or given the bill for road cleaning?
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • freddiegrubb
    freddiegrubb Posts: 448
    I was castigated on this forum for a similar reply to a post not too many weeks ago , I'm with you bro. on this matter. We are but voices crying in the wilderness.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I believe that the best counter argument was - Farmers daughters.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    daviesee wrote:
    I believe that the best counter argument was - Farmers daughters.
    ^^ This. Served on a bed of hay.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    I believe that the best counter argument was - Farmers daughters.
    ^^ This. Served on a bed of hay.

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • dave02
    dave02 Posts: 325
    That was be u t i fully written, i was crying at the end, glad it ended happy ever after, have you thought about doing poetry. I like trees. :)
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    But a thread about cycling however beautifully written?
  • dave02
    dave02 Posts: 325
    A Rose by any other name, still stinks ! :wink:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Will this do?

    The Lonely tree

    I was lost and lonely
    I sat underneath a tree
    Then I saw this bush
    My briefs were filled with glee
    A fair colour that took my breath away
    As we rolled amongst the hay...

    Then at once I heard a shout
    A man not small but full of clout
    He pointed his 12 bore my way
    Shocked; I gasped and ran away

    Now I sit again under the tree
    Dreaming of the hay, oh lonely me...

    Pina '13
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • dave02
    dave02 Posts: 325
    You have a priddy way of writing,I think i am in LOVE ,
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    dave02 wrote:
    You have a priddy way of writing,I think i am in LOVE ,

    Can you find someone else to fall in love with 'cos i got a splitting headache.

    Come up the graveyard later, I'll be sinking some Special Brews and a couple of bottles of Grants Vodka wi' ma pals.
    Bring chips.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • dave02
    dave02 Posts: 325
    I was hanging about all night waiting, broke the chips , sorry, had a drink of claret then went to ground, :twisted:

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