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Stevo 666 wrote:arran77 wrote:I reckon even commuting chat might be a bit too controversial for VTech
To the contrary, it's a compliment to VTech, I suspect he is far too sensible for all of the mindless tittle tattle in most areas of this forum
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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VTech wrote:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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I didnt fight in three world wars so we could have free speech, in my day a slap in the face with a glove then twenty paces would sort things out. I throw panties on stage at gigs,(not mine), are they real warts on the back of Toads :?: :P0
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I recon VTech has successfully caught a few of you on his hook.
Gonna need a bigger boat for this fishy 8)Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
dave02 wrote:I didnt fight in three world wars so we could have free speech, in my day a slap in the face with a glove then twenty paces would sort things out. I throw panties on stage at gigs,(not mine), are they real warts on the back of Toads :?: :PPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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I kissed a frog once, wanted a prince, got slime on my tongue. ar well there you are.0
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I remember when beer was penny a pint. Kids today don't know they are born0
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VTech wrote:There is having fun, having a thick skin etc but then there is bad taste.
I am guilty of all three.0 -
I have trouble remembering anything, coming mother.0
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Any way, back to our Korean dictator pal-
I bet the guy doing the signing (not autographs) at that gig is bloody spot on! Finger for word perfect :shock:0 -
I bet no fecker in N Korea is showing any empathy.0
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ugo.santalucia wrote:V Tech, why are you getting involved in the Bottom Bracket? This is not an area of the forum where you can have sensible discussions... it is specifically meant at pointless arguing...
Conversely, There is always a lot to learn in the workshop area of the forum...
What ya sayin' like?!?! Are you accusing us of pointless arguing? I mean this is just not on - a MOD comes 'down' (I resent the word 'down' unless it is for recreational reasons) to BB and says we are a bunch of pointless, argumenatitive flotsam. No we are not. Take that back or else...
I actually think that this part of the forum is where the real cyclists accumulate, conglomerate, band together, call it what you will because cycling is a way of life for us whereas others use it as some sort of badge. 'Pro Race' - ha, don't make me laugh, 'Pro plonkers' with no sense of humour more like. We welcome dropouts and misfits from any part of the forum. I hate those blue jeans that don't fit around the waste properly. How can 'builders bum' become a trend? You'd swear it was the Common wealth village the number of people wearing trackies when I went into town today...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Spoken like a true leader... Like Jong sang thaek thought he was....0
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pinarello001 wrote:ugo.santalucia wrote:V Tech, why are you getting involved in the Bottom Bracket? This is not an area of the forum where you can have sensible discussions... it is specifically meant at pointless arguing...
Conversely, There is always a lot to learn in the workshop area of the forum...
What ya sayin' like?!?! Are you accusing us of pointless arguing? I mean this is just not on - a MOD comes 'down' (I resent the word 'down' unless it is for recreational reasons) to BB and says we are a bunch of pointless, argumenatitive flotsam. No we are not. Take that back or else...
I actually think that this part of the forum is where the real cyclists accumulate, conglomerate, band together, call it what you will because cycling is a way of life for us whereas others use it as some sort of badge. 'Pro Race' - ha, don't make me laugh, 'Pro plonkers' with no sense of humour more like. We welcome dropouts and misfits from any part of the forum. I hate those blue jeans that don't fit around the waste properly. How can 'builders bum' become a trend? You'd swear it was the Common wealth village the number of people wearing trackies when I went into town today...Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Christmas
Oh joy for a Ferrari in my shed
In my gigantic stocking laid on my bed
Oh for an indoor swimming pool
I sit and hope and pray and drool...
Good St claus came and went
Stayed up all night; I did resent,
The stocking laid bare upon my bed
The misery of the empty shed...
Head upon my hands I saw
The neighbour returning on his bike indeed
All smiles he swaggered through his door
Why I asked are you so cheery?
When woe is me and i'm so dreary?
"All santa gave was winter sunshine,
I asked for nought but to cycle miles,
My shed is empty but i'm filled with smiles".seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Oh the joy
Merry Christmas everyone!Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
pinarello001 wrote:Christmas
Oh joy for a Ferrari in my shed
In my gigantic stocking laid on my bed
Oh for an indoor swimming pool
I sit and hope and pray and drool...
Good St claus came and went
Stayed up all night; I did resent,
The stocking laid bare upon my bed
The misery of the empty shed...
Head upon my hands I saw
The neighbour returning on his bike indeed
All smiles he swaggered through his door
Why I asked are you so cheery?
When woe is me and i'm so dreary?
"All santa gave was winter sunshine,
I asked for nought but to cycle miles,
My shed is empty but i'm filled with smiles".
Very good.Living MY dream.0 -
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She looks like the sort of scheming bint that would pull a stunt like that to me!0
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Just to be clear, if I die sometime (which is entirely possible) I hearby give you all permission to mock my death. But obviously you will anyway, whether you have my permission or not. So this kind of spoils it for you. Which wasn't my intention.... So......
When I die you aren't allowed to mock me at all. Take that bastards. Ha! You thought you could trick me with your cleverness but I was one step ahead of you all suckers...........!
Kim Jong Uns head looks like a potato. That's probably why he is so cross and keeps executing everybody.Faster than a tent.......0 -
Rolf F wrote:Just to be clear, if I die sometime (which is entirely possible) I hearby give you all permission to mock my death. But obviously you will anyway, whether you have my permission or not. So this kind of spoils it for you. Which wasn't my intention.... So......
When I die you aren't allowed to mock me at all. Take that bastards. Ha! You thought you could trick me with your cleverness but I was one step ahead of you all suckers...........!
Kim Jong Uns head looks like a potato. That's probably why he is so cross and keeps executing everybody.
Do we have to wait until you are dead? Can't we start now?0 -
Ballysmate wrote:Rolf F wrote:Just to be clear, if I die sometime (which is entirely possible) I hearby give you all permission to mock my death. But obviously you will anyway, whether you have my permission or not. So this kind of spoils it for you. Which wasn't my intention.... So......
When I die you aren't allowed to mock me at all. Take that bastards. Ha! You thought you could trick me with your cleverness but I was one step ahead of you all suckers...........!
Kim Jong Uns head looks like a potato. That's probably why he is so cross and keeps executing everybody.
Do we have to wait until you are dead? Can't we start now?
I'm not sure. Do you think I should ask Rick? I'd hate it if you were mocking me against the rules.Faster than a tent.......0 -
Seems his wife hasn't been seen for a few weeks. And the President's wife is out of favour as well.0