Who should be

arran77

the playing mantis wrote:

arran77 wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

arran77 wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

A salutary word from the boss...
Could I be cricket correspondent as well and perhaps do arts and crafts?

Yes, you can do cricket. It's boring and nobody else will want to do it.

I reckon TPM will fight him for it

TPM can do Women's Hour.

Ooh, is that where all the sexually frustrated MILF's write in about their 'problems'

cushtie.


coincidentally ive been meaning to ask a question on this subject. but havent got round to it yet, or identified if this is the right forum for it.

Ask away, what's the worst that could happen

Mikey23

Wait for me to hide in the cupboard under the stairs...

MattC59

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 (AKA The Antichrist) Head of diplomatic affairs.

F*ck em if they can't take a joke !

GiantMike

MattC59 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 (AKA The Antichrist) Head of diplomatic affairs.

F*ck em if they can't take a joke !

Speaking as your conscience I think it would do you some good to moderate your attitude and learn some manners. You wouldn't like to be treated badly so learn to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. Now, give me 3 'Hail Matts' (and not in the 'Hiel Matt' Hitlery sense).

MattC59

GiantMike wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 (AKA The Antichrist) Head of diplomatic affairs.

F*ck em if they can't take a joke !

Speaking as your conscience I think it would do you some good to moderate your attitude and learn some manners. You wouldn't like to be treated badly so learn to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. Now, give me 3 'Hail Matts' (and not in the 'Hiel Matt' Hitlery sense).

If I my posts are full of unadulterated idiocy, then I'd expect to be treated accordingly
As I have been in the past

arran77

GiantMike wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 (AKA The Antichrist) Head of diplomatic affairs.

F*ck em if they can't take a joke !

Speaking as your conscience I think it would do you some good to moderate your attitude and learn some manners. You wouldn't like to be treated badly so learn to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. Now, give me 3 'Hail Matts' (and not in the 'Hiel Matt' Hitlery sense).

This conscience thing is getting on my wick, who votes we kick it in the gooch

team47b

Definition of a BB'er...

•Glibness and Superficial Charm

•Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

•Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

•Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

•Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

•Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

•Incapacity for Love

•Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

•Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

•Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

•Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

•Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

•Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

•Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

•Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.



Or if you can't be bothered reading that, here is a summary...

you're a sociopath

seanoconn

team47b wrote:

Definition of a BB'er...

•Glibness and Superficial Charm

•Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

•Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

•Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

•Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

•Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

•Incapacity for Love

•Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

•Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

•Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

•Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

•Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

•Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

•Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

•Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.



Or if you can't be bothered reading that, here is a summary...

you're a sociopath

I thought I recognised that definition

High functioning if you don't mind.

daviesee

team47b wrote:

Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish

That's what I read.

Was there more?

Mikey23

@t47b... Copied my CV then?

dave02

Pick me, Pick me, Pick me, Pick me i will do anything as long as i can bring my Hedge Hog.

seanoconn

dave02 wrote:

Pick me, Pick me, Pick me, Pick me i will do anything as long as i can bring my Hedge Hog.

You got it Dave. Head of Agriculture.

dave02

I will get some wellis

arran77

dave02 wrote:

I will get some wellis

You make an interesting point

pinno

seanoconn wrote:

dave02 wrote:

Pick me, Pick me, Pick me, Pick me i will do anything as long as i can bring my Hedge Hog.

You got it Dave. Head of Agriculture.

If he is going to be head of agricultural problems (which is knowing the difference between BSE and PMT), can I be head of the Habitual Alcoholic and Drug addiction deptartment? I could arrange day trips (literally) to Breweries and Pharmacies.

dave02

If you go to Boots can u pick me sum Anusol cream up, Ta