Who should be

ballysmate
ballysmate Posts: 15,930
edited December 2013 in The bottom bracket
the custodian of the Bottom Bracket conscience?
VTech seems to have put himself forward. Any other volunteers or nominations.

I nominate Mikey's missus.
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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Crunchy Toes, he has excellent taste :wink:
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Mrs Mikey - doesn't she already have the job?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I am picturing an entire platoon taking one step backwards.

    Who was left behind?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    just need to convince Aggie to come back - job done :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Ballysmate wrote:
    the custodian of the Bottom Bracket conscience?
    When did we get this conscience you speak of?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    when we 'let' vtech stay apparently :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    the custodian of the Bottom Bracket conscience?
    When did we get this conscience you speak of?

    There's no point having a conscience, it's just makes you feel bad :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    the custodian of the Bottom Bracket conscience?
    When did we get this conscience you speak of?

    There's no point having a conscience, it's just makes you feel bad :wink:
    It's when you let Pinarello be your conscience that things go pear shaped :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    the custodian of the Bottom Bracket conscience?
    When did we get this conscience you speak of?

    There's no point having a conscience, it's just makes you feel bad :wink:
    It's when you let Pinarello be your conscience that things go pear shaped :lol:

    That is a voice you don't want to hear in your head :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    the custodian of the Bottom Bracket conscience?
    When did we get this conscience you speak of?

    There's no point having a conscience, it's just makes you feel bad :wink:
    It's when you let Pinarello be your conscience that things go pear shaped :lol:

    That is a voice you don't want to hear in your head :lol:
    Plus that Kenyan/Scottish accent would be a bugger to understand :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinar could be our spokesman on animal welfare, wildlife and Chinese affairs.


    Oh, and also spouting complete bollox.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    So its true. I've long suspected him of having affairs with the Chinese.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mikey could cater for our spiritual needs as well as health and safety.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    T47b could do a 'Letter from Portugal' spot. Our equivalent of Alistair Cooke if you will. No, not the cricketer, the other one. Mind you, T47b, have you got any whites?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Foda-se para um jogo de críquete de soldados :D

    Can't I be the cunning linguist?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Surely I'd be more suited as the 'Alan B'Stard' of the forum? 'Specially when it comes to dealing with the 'Mary Whitehouse' crowd.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I think it should be passed around so everybody gets a go...
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    I think it should be passed around so everybody gets a go...

    Miss me out please, I'm quite happy without a conscience :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    OK, OK, I'll do it.




















    I'm watching you!
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Bagsy the thought for the day slot
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Bagsy the thought for the day slot
    As your conscience, I'll remind you to have some humility and give others the opportunity to show their skills. One day you may be chosen, my son.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    A salutary word from the boss...
    Could I be cricket correspondent as well and perhaps do arts and crafts?
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Mikey23 wrote:
    A salutary word from the boss...
    Could I be cricket correspondent as well and perhaps do arts and crafts?
    Yes, you can do cricket. It's boring and nobody else will want to do it.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    A salutary word from the boss...
    Could I be cricket correspondent as well and perhaps do arts and crafts?
    Yes, you can do cricket. It's boring and nobody else will want to do it.

    I reckon TPM will fight him for it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Shakey Bear
    Shakey Bear Posts: 55
    random man wrote:
    Crunchy Toes, he has excellent taste :wink:

    Agreed
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    A salutary word from the boss...
    Could I be cricket correspondent as well and perhaps do arts and crafts?
    Yes, you can do cricket. It's boring and nobody else will want to do it.

    I reckon TPM will fight him for it :wink:
    TPM can do Women's Hour.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    A salutary word from the boss...
    Could I be cricket correspondent as well and perhaps do arts and crafts?
    Yes, you can do cricket. It's boring and nobody else will want to do it.

    I reckon TPM will fight him for it :wink:
    TPM can do Women's Hour.

    Ooh, is that where all the sexually frustrated MILF's write in about their 'problems' :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    MattC59 (AKA The Antichrist) Head of diplomatic affairs.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    A salutary word from the boss...
    Could I be cricket correspondent as well and perhaps do arts and crafts?
    Yes, you can do cricket. It's boring and nobody else will want to do it.

    I reckon TPM will fight him for it :wink:
    TPM can do Women's Hour.

    Ooh, is that where all the sexually frustrated MILF's write in about their 'problems' :wink:

    cushtie.


    coincidentally ive been meaning to ask a question on this subject. but havent got round to it yet, or identified if this is the right forum for it.
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    i put myself fwd for the political slot too. my old fashioned common sense and grandson of tebbit logic is loved by the masses on here

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