Ill

finchy
finchy Posts: 6,686
edited November 2013 in The bottom bracket
This morning I woke up ill for the first time in 5 years. I've forgotten how to act in such circumstances. Can I have the forum's wise counsel, please?

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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I read that as Manchester The F United.
    Therefore the only answer has to be.....
    Moan, whinge, whine.....

    Quite funny listening to young Manure glory hunting fans who don't remember what it is like to be shoite.

    And thats just the Scottish ones. :shock: I dread to think how the Essex ones are reacting! :lol:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    daviesee wrote:
    I read that as Manchester The F United.
    Therefore the only answer has to be.....
    Moan, whinge, whine...../quote]

    My signature means that I am only in the David Moyes fan club while United are doing shite. If they beat Arsenal I will cut up my imaginary membership card.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    johnfinch wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    I read that as Manchester The F United.
    Therefore the only answer has to be.....
    Moan, whinge, whine...../quote]

    My signature means that I am only in the David Moyes fan club while United are doing shite. If they beat Arsenal I will cut up my imaginary membership card.
    I did relies that. Which is why I thought youd appreciate my sentiments. :P
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    johnfinch wrote:
    This morning I woke up ill for the first time in 5 years. I've forgotten how to act in such circumstances. Can I have the forum's wise counsel, please?
    You can play it both ways. Pretend to soldier on, playing the martyr. Combing the odd whimper and pained expression for maximum sympathy.

    Or moan like f*ck till your sent back to bed :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    daviesee wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    I read that as Manchester The F United.
    Therefore the only answer has to be.....
    Moan, whinge, whine...../quote]

    My signature means that I am only in the David Moyes fan club while United are doing shite. If they beat Arsenal I will cut up my imaginary membership card.
    I did relies that. Which is why I thought youd appreciate my sentiments. :P

    Yeah, but I feel rotten - didn't quite catch your meaning at first. The thought of it makes me feel better though. Thanks.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    seanoconn wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    You can play it both ways. Pretend to soldier on, playing the martyr. Combing the odd whimper and pained expression for maximum sympathy.

    Eureka! You're a genius!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    ill!

    once!

    in 5 years!

    STFU :D

    I apologise if you have recovered by the time I wrote this. :roll:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    If it makes you feel any better, I did break my leg and dislocate my ankle last year.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    You woke up King Jong Ill?1!?!?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Speaking of ill! Tomorrow's the first time in two months I can get out on a ride and the wife's now got a flu bug! Bag of arse :x Now I've got to stay in and look after the little lad (p.s. that's not a euphemism :wink: )
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    johnfinch wrote:
    This morning I woke up ill for the first time in 5 years. I've forgotten how to act in such circumstances. Can I have the forum's wise counsel, please?


    My missus reckons I should show more compassion (As well as passion)
    Anyway, because of this new me, I need to ask, 'Are you better, poor lamb?'
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    If you were asleep for five years, then I am not surprised you're feeling a bit peely wally. I don't know how to break this to you gently but you sleep walked in here a few times and spouted all sorts of rubbish.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    pinarello001 wrote:
    If you were asleep for five years, then I am not surprised you're feeling a bit peely wally. I don't know how to break this to you gently but you sleep walked in here a few times and spouted all sorts of rubbish.

    You should hear the things I say in my sleep. Selected quotes from down the years, according to ex-girlfriends and my wife:

    "Snake!"
    "Leave me alone, I'm digging a trench."
    "Who are you and what are you doing in my bed?"
    "I'm going to kill your sister."
    "Don't worry, the daleks will never find us here."
    "F**king hell, I think it's a black mamba!"
    "I think my eyeballs have exploded."
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" - loud enough to wake the whole house up.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Ballysmate wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    This morning I woke up ill for the first time in 5 years. I've forgotten how to act in such circumstances. Can I have the forum's wise counsel, please?


    My missus reckons I should show more compassion (As well as passion)
    Anyway, because of this new me, I need to ask, 'Are you better, poor lamb?'

    Beats STFU.

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