I put my banana in the fridge by mistake and now it's too cold to enjoy. I don't know what to do
Pop it up "the bottom bracket" for a little while. Peel. Enjoy.
John Clark1 wrote:
Then why not just say it? Come on we're all adults and it's a perfectly normal medical/physiological term I'm a trauma medic so am not shy of this stuff).
It's like penis and vagina - its just a word to describe part of the body. Rectum. Its not even a funny word. Not like mammary.
Come on, lets all come out of our shy British shells and say it all together. Be loud. Be proud. Scream it from the rooftops:
Thanks for all the rectum tips but I was planning to eat my banana once I'd warned it up. AB2M (@rse banana to mouth) doesn't really do it for me.
Dip them in a beer batter, deep fry them and serve with vanilla ice cream.
OTH, do a soap opera by dressing the bananas up - one with lippy, the other with a cigar and tache. The story of the banana drama goes like this: Banana 1 meets banana 2, banana 1 goes off banana 2, banana 2 dies in tragic blender accident, Banana 1 takes plunge off counter in suicide bid when he realises he loved banana 2. You can call the soap 'Banana splits'.
By which time, they will have defrosted.