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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Wash you bloody mouth out for a start.

    djp66, pinarello001, ShockedSoShocked, Stevo 666, thirstynomad and 2 guests

    Who are the 2 guests?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Wash you bloody mouth out for a start.
    In the process of doing that with some of my rum stash :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Currently washing my mouth out with Pegões (red wine), it's my new method for reducing blood glucose at night, may work, may not, kind of win/win hopefully :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    team47b wrote:
    Currently washing my mouth out with Pegões (red wine), it's my new method for reducing blood glucose at night, may work, may not, kind of win/win hopefully :D

    Or a god awful hangover. What's wrong with Ovaltine?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    pinarello001 wrote:
    What's wrong with Ovaltine?
    You sound older than t47b :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    What's wrong with Ovaltine?
    You sound older than t47b :D

    The resident OAP's obviously need a bit of looking after.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    What's wrong with Ovaltine?
    You sound older than t47b :D


    :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Didn't think the solar powered ipad worked at night.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    pinarello001 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Currently washing my mouth out with Pegões (red wine), it's my new method for reducing blood glucose at night, may work, may not, kind of win/win hopefully :D

    Or a god awful hangover. What's wrong with Ovaltine?

    Ovaltine is 30gms of carbs
    Red wine is 4gms of carbs

    Alcohol lowers blood sugar and prevents your liver releasing glycogen, cos it's busy :D

    (Wind powered ipad)
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Dared not start a RIP thread in case it gets locked but it's all over the news:

    Dat bloomin twit the revrand Payslees gone and kacked the buckit noi.

    [Goodbye you bigoted old git.]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    pinarello001 wrote:

    [Goodbye you bigoted old git.]
    I read that and thought Alex Salmond had been bumped off.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    [Goodbye you bigoted old git.]
    I read that and thought Alex Salmond had been bumped off.

    Boro is not too far across the border. Shurely you could detect Narden irlan spake?

    Thank fook we are missing certain parties so there's little chance that this thread will go t!ts up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    It was quite a good effort at NI spiel actually.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Apparently Martin McGuinness has lost a friend. :shock: :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    What's the bloody craic, bejaysus?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    Not a lot yet...may need some livening up.

    Just finished a big plate of fish chips & mushy peas. Now tucking into some plonk. Mm-mm. Early start tomorrow though for Stropteens zoo trip.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Today was my birthday. Same age as Frank the Tank.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Happy Birthday Frank the Tank.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    :D:D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :D Some of us are still in our forties...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :DSome of us are still in our forties...

    I'm still a good few years off reaching that you old fart :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :DSome of us are still in our forties...

    I'm still a good few years off reaching that you old fart :P

    :oops: just past that line :(
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :DSome of us are still in our forties...

    I'm still a good few years off reaching that you old fart :P

    :oops: just past that line :(

    Sounds like your still younger than old man 666 though :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :DSome of us are still in our forties...

    I'm still a good few years off reaching that you old fart :P

    :oops: just past that line :(

    Sounds like your still younger than old man 666 though :lol:

    yep :lol:
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at

    The yoof of today never know why they are being laughed at :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :DSome of us are still in our forties...

    I'm still a good few years off reaching that you old fart :P

    :oops: just past that line :(

    Sounds like your still younger than old man 666 though :lol:

    yep :lol:
    You're only as old as the woman you feel :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :DSome of us are still in our forties...

    I'm still a good few years off reaching that you old fart :P

    :oops: just past that line :(

    Sounds like your still younger than old man 666 though :lol:

    yep :lol:
    You're only as old as the woman you feel :wink:

    I can't remember how old my mates wife is :)

    or that van driver :shock:
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at. We're not as old as you. :lol:
    Ditto :DSome of us are still in our forties...

    I'm still a good few years off reaching that you old fart :P

    :oops: just past that line :(

    Sounds like your still younger than old man 666 though :lol:

    yep :lol:
    You're only as old as the woman you feel :wink:

    Ah, the DLT eternal youth tip.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    team47b wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    :D:D


    Don't know what you are laughing at

    The yoof of today never know why they are being laughed at :D

    If you want the benefit of maturity, wtf are you doing on this forum?

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