Some teenage yoof has logged on as Mantis and is posting boll0cks.....oh hang on
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
i was never allowed trick or treating as a kid, think there may have been some misspent egging as a youth mnd, was anyone else? do you let your kids go? have you suffered at the hands of trick or treaters?
It doesn't quite seem the same these days, you get the knock on the door and when you open it you see the little shites standing on your door step and then the little shites parents standing watching at the end of your front garden.
If you're gonna let your kids out to beg for sweets at least let them do it on their own and learn to deal with the consequences
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
isn't it a different name for practically the same function?
Yeah, begging and causing trouble :evil:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
isn't it a different name for practically the same function?
No.
Up here, guising involved the children getting dressed up and going out as a group knocking on doors to hopefully receive treats.
Similar so far.
But they had to sing a song, tell a joke or recite a poem to earn the treats.
And any "tricking" (which didnt exist) would be dealt with by a clip round the ear.
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
I'm going to get one of these to wear on the night, watch the little shites run when I answer the door
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
I've been decorating the house since the kids were little, they are all but grown up now, but we still look forward to it. Where i live it seems to be an unwritten rule that you only go to houses that openly advertise that they are playing.
We get groups of kids coming round, some teens and some real tinies with their mums. I opened the door to an 18" high witch a couple of years back, who wished me "Happy Ween" love it, I was dressed as DEATH at the time.
They're usually polite and if they're less than happy with a few Haribos Mrs Slog puts in a bowl for them, they have the good manners not to show it
Harmless round my way. And I'm not there on Thursday anyway. My kids do it - with strict rules - only round to friends' houses (so effectively, we all give each other sweets)
Last year we had some teenage girls come round trick or treating. Many replies or possible avenues to explore wandered unchecked through my head. Then I took the simple option and told them to **** off, reminding them I knew where they lived in case they tried anything :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Just don't give them money; the kids these are well used to people not being prepared and so giving out money instead of sweets; do don't fall foul of it, have some sweets ready, and watch their faces drop as they get a handful of chocolate instead of the pound coin they were after.
I put a 'No Trick or Treating' notice outside my house. We seem to get the local underclass trawling our road on the 31st and they are only interested in cash.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
I put a 'No Trick or Treating' notice outside my house. We seem to get the local underclass trawling our road on the 31st and they are only interested in cash.
This ^ Except for the sign. I just don't answer the door :roll:
I did go down the route of getting toffees and stuff in for them for a few years, but when they started to look really dissapointed it wasn't cash, I thought "**ck 'em" :evil:
What happened to "Cob coalin' " was this just a Manc thing? Out as a well mannered gang singing daft songs, with no hint of mischief if you got nowt!
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Some teenage yoof has logged on as Mantis and is posting boll0cks.....oh hang on
seanoconn
back on topic
If you're gonna let your kids out to beg for sweets at least let them do it on their own and learn to deal with the consequences
seanoconn
I will trick any American impostors.
Until the American way infiltrated in the early '80s.
Easy money/sweets for lazy feckless f......
I will hold on to our own traditions, thank you very much.
Yeah, begging and causing trouble :evil:
seanoconn
Up here, guising involved the children getting dressed up and going out as a group knocking on doors to hopefully receive treats.
Similar so far.
But they had to sing a song, tell a joke or recite a poem to earn the treats.
And any "tricking" (which didnt exist) would be dealt with by a clip round the ear.
seanoconn
Important lessons though.
Demanding money/sweets with menaces in my opinion.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
We get groups of kids coming round, some teens and some real tinies with their mums. I opened the door to an 18" high witch a couple of years back, who wished me "Happy Ween"
They're usually polite and if they're less than happy with a few Haribos Mrs Slog puts in a bowl for them, they have the good manners not to show it
The older I get, the better I was.
Last year we had some teenage girls come round trick or treating. Many replies or possible avenues to explore wandered unchecked through my head. Then I took the simple option and told them to **** off, reminding them I knew where they lived in case they tried anything :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
It's just a hill. Get over it.
This ^ Except for the sign. I just don't answer the door :roll:
I did go down the route of getting toffees and stuff in for them for a few years, but when they started to look really dissapointed it wasn't cash, I thought "**ck 'em" :evil:
What happened to "Cob coalin' " was this just a Manc thing? Out as a well mannered gang singing daft songs, with no hint of mischief if you got nowt!
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