Common things you have never done/twied
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we getting too vague now, this shiz aint common, swimming with dolphins, bumming, killing, going on the wun.0
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team47b wrote:Never, intentionally, killed.
Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.
Never realised the drugs I took were called recreational.
Never been on a/the run.
Holly sh1t, T47 is the algarve mafia :shock:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Pross wrote:What swimming with dolphins and going on a date with someone you met on the internet on the same night? Make sure you don't turn up for the date smelling of fish :shock: Or is the dolphin also your date?Smarter than the average bear.0
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less vague, more common...
never owned a sovereign ring
never owned a shell suit
never owned a fugly lookin' dog
never drank beer from a tin on a street cornermy isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
team47b wrote:less vague, more common...
never owned a sovereign ring
never owned a shell suit
never owned a fugly lookin' dog
never drank beer from a tin on a street corner
Maybe he's not the algarve mafia"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:team47b wrote:Never, intentionally, killed.
Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.
Never realised the drugs I took were called recreational.
Never been on a/the run.
Holly sh1t, T47 is the algarve mafia :shock:
I have a friend that was worried about taking his hire car back as it had bullet holes in it :shock:
When asked what would he do if the police got involved, he said the police were already involved, they made the holesmy isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
team47b wrote:arran77 wrote:team47b wrote:Never, intentionally, killed.
Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.
Never realised the drugs I took were called recreational.
Never been on a/the run.
Holly sh1t, T47 is the algarve mafia :shock:
I have a friend that was worried about taking his hire car back as it had bullet holes in it :shock:
When asked what would he do if the police got involved, he said the police were already involved, they made the holes
And he's a friend of yours :shock:
Anything that I may ever have said that you found offensive or not funny was not meant in any way :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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the playing mantis wrote:what uve never even puffed on a fag???
Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! So, no.
I have smoked about 3 cigars though, if ciggies are anything like that you can keep them.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
@ Arran...I saw him the other day, but don't see him very often, he seems to have long spells in the UK, last time it was 4 years
I'm not worried, he doesn't live here, he actually lives near you Arran :shock:my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:what uve never even puffed on a fag???
Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! So, no.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
team47b wrote:@ Arran...I saw him the other day, but don't see him very often, he seems to have long spells in the UK, last time it was 4 years
I'm not worried, he doesn't live here, he actually lives near you Arran :shock:
I thought all the villains lived in the leafy suburbs like Sean"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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daviesee wrote:Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:what uve never even puffed on a fag???
Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! So, no.
would you like to talk about it?0 -
the playing mantis wrote:would you like to talk about it?None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0
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daviesee wrote:the playing mantis wrote:would you like to talk about it?
woops i quoted the wwong thread!
i meant did capt want to talk about it. it is quite a young age for twying that kind of thing.0 -
is it just me or am i going of on a tangent of my own here that i thought you were on but now i think its just me.
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Its just you.
It is always just you.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
the playing mantis wrote:daviesee wrote:Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:what uve never even puffed on a fag???
Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! So, no.
would you like to talk about it?
Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:daviesee wrote:Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:what uve never even puffed on a fag???
Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! So, no.
would you like to talk about it?
Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:
Maybe mantis and daviesee are public school boys"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:daviesee wrote:Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:what uve never even puffed on a fag???
Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! So, no.
would you like to talk about it?
Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:
very dwoll! i found it amusing at least.
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arran77 wrote:Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:daviesee wrote:Capt Slog wrote:the playing mantis wrote:what uve never even puffed on a fag???
Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! So, no.
would you like to talk about it?
Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:
Maybe mantis and daviesee are public school boys
fwaid not in my case. plebby to the max.0 -
arran77 wrote:Maybe mantis and daviesee are public school boys
I learned everything I know on here.
That explains a lot.
PS:- Tee hee. Funnier than droll.
What made it particularly funny is that not only did you supply the punchline but exceeded expectations.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
SecretSam wrote:4kicks wrote:Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.
Kate gets together with Lenny Cappuccino, gets her kit off, boat sinks. That's pretty much it.
I've never been to Prague.
I've never been to Alton Towers.
I've never tried any non-recreational drugs.
I'm only really bothered about the first of these.
Look, I meant Class B and above
Obviously I've chomped the odd aspirin, etc.
But not penicillin any more as I'm allergic - handy, huh? Allergic to one of the most useful and commonly prescribed drugs. Last time I went to the GP I had to remind him, he was about to prescribe Amoxycillin, so I told him I was allergic. "Look", I said "It says so on your screen in big letters". "Oh", says the Quack "better give you something else, then".
FFS
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
heroin
crack
bum fun'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'0 -
Never been gliding, thrown myself out of an aeroplane, been up in a hot air balloon, bungee jumping etc
Never smoked a cigarette or taken recreational drugs0 -
Never watched any episode of Star Wars
Never been to a league football match
Never taken it up the ****0 -
antfly wrote:Never swum with dolphins..or been on a date with someone off the internet, but I am tonight if I don't chicken out.
Do it, but remember, they're all mentalists !
(Internet dating people, not dolphins !)Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
Never watched an episode of 24.
Never watched an episode of the Sopranos.
Never user Twatter.
Never used Instagram.Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
Never rewound the Sharon Stone scene in Basic Instict to watch over again.
Never told a lie. :roll:0 -
Ballysmate wrote:Never rewound the Sharon Stone scene in Basic Instict to watch over again.
Never told a lie. :roll:Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0