Common things you have never done/twied

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  • we getting too vague now, this shiz aint common, swimming with dolphins, bumming, killing, going on the wun.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    Never, intentionally, killed.

    Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.

    Never realised the drugs I took were called recreational.

    Never been on a/the run.

    Holly sh1t, T47 is the algarve mafia :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    Pross wrote:
    What swimming with dolphins and going on a date with someone you met on the internet on the same night? Make sure you don't turn up for the date smelling of fish :shock: Or is the dolphin also your date?
    No dolphins will be involved tonight as far as I know.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    less vague, more common...

    never owned a sovereign ring
    never owned a shell suit
    never owned a fugly lookin' dog
    never drank beer from a tin on a street corner
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    GiantMike wrote:
    I have never been to bed with a man
    Toilets and bushes?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    less vague, more common...

    never owned a sovereign ring
    never owned a shell suit
    never owned a fugly lookin' dog
    never drank beer from a tin on a street corner

    Maybe he's not the algarve mafia :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Never, intentionally, killed.

    Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.

    Never realised the drugs I took were called recreational.

    Never been on a/the run.

    Holly sh1t, T47 is the algarve mafia :shock:

    I have a friend that was worried about taking his hire car back as it had bullet holes in it :shock:

    When asked what would he do if the police got involved, he said the police were already involved, they made the holes :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Never, intentionally, killed.

    Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.

    Never realised the drugs I took were called recreational.

    Never been on a/the run.

    Holly sh1t, T47 is the algarve mafia :shock:

    I have a friend that was worried about taking his hire car back as it had bullet holes in it :shock:

    When asked what would he do if the police got involved, he said the police were already involved, they made the holes :D

    And he's a friend of yours :shock:

    Anything that I may ever have said that you found offensive or not funny was not meant in any way :wink: :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???

    Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! :lol: So, no.

    I have smoked about 3 cigars though, if ciggies are anything like that you can keep them.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    edited October 2013
    @ Arran...I saw him the other day, but don't see him very often, he seems to have long spells in the UK, last time it was 4 years :D

    I'm not worried, he doesn't live here, he actually lives near you Arran :shock:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Capt Slog wrote:
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???

    Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! :lol: So, no.
    :shock: :lol: :shock:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    @ Arran...I saw him the other day, but don't see him very often, he seems to have long spells in the UK, last time it was 4 years :D

    I'm not worried, he doesn't live here, he actually lives near you Arran :shock:

    I thought all the villains lived in the leafy suburbs like Sean :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • daviesee wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???

    Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! :lol: So, no.
    :shock: :lol: :shock:

    would you like to talk about it?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    would you like to talk about it?
    I was just shocked that he tried such a thing at the tender age of 9.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • daviesee wrote:
    would you like to talk about it?
    I was just shocked that he tried such a thing at the tender age of 9.

    woops i quoted the wwong thread!

    i meant did capt want to talk about it. it is quite a young age for twying that kind of thing.
  • is it just me or am i going of on a tangent of my own here that i thought you were on but now i think its just me.

    :shock:
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Its just you.

    It is always just you. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    daviesee wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???

    Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! :lol: So, no.
    :shock: :lol: :shock:

    would you like to talk about it?

    Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Capt Slog wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???

    Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! :lol: So, no.
    :shock: :lol: :shock:

    would you like to talk about it?

    Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:

    Maybe mantis and daviesee are public school boys :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Capt Slog wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???

    Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! :lol: So, no.
    :shock: :lol: :shock:

    would you like to talk about it?

    Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:


    very dwoll! i found it amusing at least.

    apologies.
  • arran77 wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???

    Once tried when I was about 9, couldn't get it to work! :lol: So, no.
    :shock: :lol: :shock:

    would you like to talk about it?

    Oh dear. I didn't consider the american meaning of Fag, how droll :roll:

    Maybe mantis and daviesee are public school boys :wink:

    fwaid not in my case. plebby to the max.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    arran77 wrote:
    Maybe mantis and daviesee are public school boys :wink:
    Nope.
    I learned everything I know on here.
    That explains a lot. :wink:

    PS:- Tee hee. :lol: Funnier than droll.
    What made it particularly funny is that not only did you supply the punchline but exceeded expectations.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    SecretSam wrote:
    4kicks wrote:
    Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.

    Kate gets together with Lenny Cappuccino, gets her kit off, boat sinks. That's pretty much it.

    I've never been to Prague.
    I've never been to Alton Towers.
    I've never tried any non-recreational drugs.

    I'm only really bothered about the first of these.

    Look, I meant Class B and above

    Obviously I've chomped the odd aspirin, etc.

    But not penicillin any more as I'm allergic - handy, huh? Allergic to one of the most useful and commonly prescribed drugs. Last time I went to the GP I had to remind him, he was about to prescribe Amoxycillin, so I told him I was allergic. "Look", I said "It says so on your screen in big letters". "Oh", says the Quack "better give you something else, then".

    FFS

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    heroin

    crack

    bum fun
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Never been gliding, thrown myself out of an aeroplane, been up in a hot air balloon, bungee jumping etc

    Never smoked a cigarette or taken recreational drugs
  • Never watched any episode of Star Wars
    Never been to a league football match
    Never taken it up the ****
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    antfly wrote:
    Never swum with dolphins..or been on a date with someone off the internet, but I am tonight if I don't chicken out.

    Do it, but remember, they're all mentalists !
    (Internet dating people, not dolphins !)
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Never watched an episode of 24.
    Never watched an episode of the Sopranos.
    Never user Twatter.
    Never used Instagram.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Never rewound the Sharon Stone scene in Basic Instict to watch over again.
    Never told a lie. :wink: :roll:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Never rewound the Sharon Stone scene in Basic Instict to watch over again.
    Never told a lie. :wink: :roll:
    You mean pause and slow mo :wink:
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