Common things you have never done/twied

the playing mantis
the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
edited October 2013 in The cake stop
i have never eaten a salt and vinegar or cheese and onion crisps or a baked bean. one of my bwos mates had never eaten pizza until the age of 18.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    What if we are not 'common'?

    Margot-Leadbetter.jpg
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    I've never watched an episode of Emmerdale Farm.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've never watched an episode of Emmerdale Farm.

    Does this become an issue for you now? If you hear the theme music, do you have to rush out the room to maintain your unblemished record?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I have never done Twitter.
    Or Instagram.
    Or any others.
    I succumbed to Facebook unfortunately. :cry:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    daviesee wrote:
    I have never done Twitter.
    Or Instagram.
    Or any others.
    I succumbed to Facebook unfortunately. :cry:


    Done none of them.
    Can't imagine what it would be like swapping shite over the internet with people I have never met. Er... hang on... :oops:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Ballysmate wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've never watched an episode of Emmerdale Farm.

    Does this become an issue for you now? If you hear the theme music, do you have to rush out the room to maintain your unblemished record?
    I meant an entire episode. This allows me the freedom to casually turn over without panic, keeping my record in tact. 8)
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Never watched a porn film without using the FF button. But there again, I suspect this is usual.
  • 4kicks
    4kicks Posts: 549
    Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.
    Fitter....healthier....more productive.....
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Never taken anyone or anything on here seriously, it's all shite :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    4kicks wrote:
    Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.
    I have seen it but I get what you mean. You know how it's gonna end, no matter how much the jazz it up, so what's the point!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    arran77 wrote:
    Never taken anyone or anything on here seriously, it's all shite :wink:
    Never finished reading any of arran's posts. Again, what's the point! :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    Never taken anyone or anything on here seriously, it's all shite :wink:

    I am hurt. I come here and pour out my innermost feelings and now you tell me it's shite? :cry:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Never taken anyone or anything on here seriously, it's all shite :wink:
    Never finished reading any of arran's posts. Again, what's the point! :lol:

    You read all of that one though :P
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Never taken anyone or anything on here seriously, it's all shite :wink:

    I am hurt. I come here and pour out my innermost feelings and now you tell me it's shite? :cry:

    Yours is the highest quality shite :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    4kicks wrote:
    Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.

    Never seen it either.
    Was going to until someone spoiled it for me and told me the ship sinks in the end.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Never taken anyone or anything on here seriously, it's all shite :wink:
    Never finished reading any of arran's posts. Again, what's the point! :lol:

    You read all of that one though :P
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Never taken anyone or anything on here seriously, it's all shite :wink:

    I am hurt. I come here and pour out my innermost feelings and now you tell me it's shite? :cry:

    Yours is the highest quality shite :lol:

    :?: Should I be :D or :cry: ?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    I've never seen 'Lock, stock and two smoking barrels', any of the Kill Bill shite, and can't recall ever seeing the Godfather.

    I've never smoked a cigarette or taken a 'recreational' drug.

    Never eaten one of those doner kebabs from a take-away in the UK.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    what uve never even puffed on a fag???
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I've never smoked a cigarette or taken a 'recreational' drug.
    Had a high old time on Class A drugs though. :lol:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    I've never done Katie Price or Kerry Katona!

    Never smoked.

    Never watched - The Godfather, Citizen Kane, Dr Strangelove, Casablanca and numerous others of the 'best films of all time'.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    4kicks wrote:
    Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.

    Kate gets together with Lenny Cappuccino, gets her kit off, boat sinks. That's pretty much it.

    I've never been to Prague.
    I've never been to Alton Towers.
    I've never tried any non-recreational drugs.

    I'm only really bothered about the first of these.
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    SecretSam wrote:
    4kicks wrote:
    Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.

    Kate gets together with Lenny Cappuccino, gets her kit off, boat sinks. That's pretty much it.

    I've never been to Prague.
    I've never been to Alton Towers.
    I've never tried any non-recreational drugs.

    I'm only really bothered about the first of these.

    You must be super human when it comes to pain or you've never been ill :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    arran77 wrote:
    SecretSam wrote:
    4kicks wrote:
    Never seen the film "titanic". Honestly never really tried to avoid it either, just never seen it.

    Kate gets together with Lenny Cappuccino, gets her kit off, boat sinks. That's pretty much it.

    I've never been to Prague.
    I've never been to Alton Towers.
    I've never tried any non-recreational drugs.

    I'm only really bothered about the first of these.

    You must be super human when it comes to pain or you've never been ill :wink:
    Yeah but who needs aspirin when you've got crack :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • natrix
    natrix Posts: 1,111
    SecretSam wrote:
    I've never tried any non-recreational drugs.

    What, not even aspirin???


    FWIW I've never been in to a bookies........
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Never, intentionally, killed.

    Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.

    Never realised the drugs I took were called recreational.

    Never been on a/the run.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    team47b wrote:
    Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.

    What have you used for golf then? Hockey stick? Pool cue?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Pross wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Never used a golf 'bat' for golf.

    What have you used for golf then? Hockey stick? Pool cue?

    :D


    Should have added I never have/had any intention ever for taking up golf :shock:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    Ah, you've spoiled it now. I had visions of you wandering the Algarve and playing to a scratch handicap with a bag containing hockey still, pool cue, cricket bat, rounders bat and a lacrosse bat (useful for those little lob shots).
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    Never swum with dolphins..or been on a date with someone off the internet, but I am tonight if I don't chicken out.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    What swimming with dolphins and going on a date with someone you met on the internet on the same night? Make sure you don't turn up for the date smelling of fish :shock: Or is the dolphin also your date?
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    I have never been to bed with a man*.


    *This is a statement of fact not a cry for help.

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