Favourite Viz Characters
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....and not forgetting Buster Gonad
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Another vote for The Pathetic Sharks ( &Back Bag).0 -
If only this really existed - sigh...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Cracking magazine, ahead of its time.
One my favourite one-offs was topless skateboarding nuns
http://www.flickr.com/photos/combomphotos/5459415123/Bianchi Infinito CV
Bianchi Via Nirone 7 Ultegra
Brompton S Type
Carrera Vengeance Ultimate Ltd
Gary Fisher Aquila '98
Front half of a Viking Saratoga Tandem0 -
Obviously being a big Muttley fan, my personal favourite was " Wacky rascists"
David Irving and Mosley aka Dick Dastardly and Muttley
Adolf Hitler and the Meinkampfer van
think Eugeune Terre Blanche was in there somewhere?
But was never a fan of Timmy Timpson a.k.a "Spoilt bastard" for similar reasons as Enfield's "Nice but dim "0 -
ShockedSoShocked wrote:
Funny stuff on here but cor did i laugh seeing that one,i think it was the thermos and the reich of way that got me,cheers for that.0 -
GIRLS. Get those old 70s bell-bottoms from the wardrobe, cut the legs off and sew them back on upside down. They will then fit you once more.
Andy Balkham, Wandsworth
FATTIES. Avoid your torso being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC News report about Britain's obesity problem by always wearing a T-shirt with 'All Newsreaders are C*nts' written on it.
J Thorn, Hexham0 -
How can I forget this one, living near London:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The Brown Bottle. Reminds me of when I lived in the North East
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
BIG VERN was a legend!!!
Is it still going? The last edition I saw was pretty poor to be honest...about 3years ago?0 -
VinnyMarsden wrote:BIG VERN was a legend!!!
Is it still going? The last edition I saw was pretty poor to be honest...about 3years ago?
Any one remember Bertie Blunt - His Parrot's a C*** ?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:VinnyMarsden wrote:BIG VERN was a legend!!!
Is it still going? The last edition I saw was pretty poor to be honest...about 3years ago?
Any one remember Bertie Blunt - His Parrot's a C*** ?
Certainly do
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The Thieving Gypsy Bastards strip was inspired genius. I think they got into hot water over it and dropped the strip, as it was very close to the knuckle and deemed offensive.
Still funny as f@*k though!
http://pigeonsnest.co.uk/stuff/thieving ... tards.html0 -
Can't believe we've got this far and no-one has mentioned the Bottom Inspectors yet.
Inspired genius and a little bit creepy.Ecrasez l’infame0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:How can I forget this one, living near London:
Oh yes! Wockney Canker was brilliantWilier Izoard XP0 -
Baxter Basics
Didn't they get in trouble once with the Romany society for a strip called "The Thieving Gypsy B**tards" or something?
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
Used to go to the gosforth hotel in the late 70s when they would sell the first issues on the door. Wish I'd bought some, think they became worth a few quid0
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johnny25 wrote:The Thieving Gypsy Bastards strip was inspired genius. I think they got into hot water over it and dropped the strip, as it was very close to the knuckle and deemed offensive.
Still funny as f@*k though!
http://pigeonsnest.co.uk/stuff/thieving ... tards.html
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The Drunken Bakers don't appear too often but always crack me up...
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Stevo 666 wrote:johnny25 wrote:The Thieving Gypsy Bastards strip was inspired genius. I think they got into hot water over it and dropped the strip, as it was very close to the knuckle and deemed offensive.
Still funny as f@*k though!
http://pigeonsnest.co.uk/stuff/thieving ... tards.html
I'm pretty sure during the kafuffle around the whole thing the guy suing them from the Gypsy Council got caught handling stolen goods."A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"
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CYCLISTS: Avoid getting a sore behind by simply placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack.
MURDERERS. Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
JEREMY BEADLE. When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks.0 -
Joelsim wrote:CYCLISTS: Avoid getting a sore behind by simply placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack.
MURDERERS. Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
JEREMY BEADLE. When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Can highly recommend the book by editor Chris Donald about Viz - one of those books you can read in a day but it's genuinely funny and a great reminder of just how huge Viz was back then.
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I only saw a couple of Vizs, but I remember a character who had piles and kept getting hit in the arse on the way to the chemist/doctors to get some pile ointment. Was he Nobby something? Anyway, made me laugh until I was almost sick.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Capt Slog wrote:I only saw a couple of Vizs, but I remember a character who had piles and kept getting hit in the ars* on the way to the chemist/doctors to get some pile ointment. Was he Nobby something? Anyway, made me laugh until I was almost sick.
The strip was called "Nobby's Piles" I thinkWilier Izoard XP0 -
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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TRICK the public that you've lost a dog by carrying an empty lead and a bag of sh*t
MAN-SIZE Kleenex can also be used for blowing your nose
TRICK people into thinking you're a time-traveller by buying clothes in Middlesbrough0 -
Get orf moi laaaand !
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0