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Favourite Viz Characters

Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,387
edited October 2013 in The bottom bracket
Here's a starter for ten:

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Best chat up line: "Ye divvent sweat much fer a fat lass..."
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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  • crispybug2crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
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  • napoleondnapoleond Posts: 5,990
    I like the letters and tips more than the characters...

    Edit: Riger Melly for his marvellous profanisaurus!
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,387
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    Wonder if she commuted to work?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bartimaeusbartimaeus Posts: 1,812
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    Vitus Sentier VR+ (2018) GT Grade AL 105 (2016)
    Giant Anthem X4 (2010) GT Avalanche 1.0 (2010)
    Kingley Vale and QECP Trail Collective - QECP Trail Building
  • Use old bic razors as potato peelers.


    I also liked Aldridge Prior, the useless liar.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • Captain Morgan & His Hammond Organ was brilliant, and who could forget Aldridge Prior The Hopeless Liar:

    Poll Tax Inspector: "According to this list, The Nolan Sisters live here?"
    Aldridge Prior: "I AM The Nolan Sisters..."

    One of the all time classics was the spoof ads, The Life of Christ in Cats.

    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • bartimaeusbartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    The Top Tips were excellent...

    "Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y"

    ...even better it looks like someone has posted them up!
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  • graham.graham. Posts: 862
    Bartimaeus wrote:
    The Top Tips were excellent...

    "Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y"

    ...even better it looks like someone has posted them up!
    I always liked;
    " Save money on expensive chewing gum by dipping an old elastic band in toothpaste and chewing that instead."
  • Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Mr Logic!
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • Drunken Bakers. Absolutely brilliant.

    Also love Terry Fuckwitt.
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • CiBCiB Posts: 6,098
    The Black Bag, which was a send-up of Black Bob from The Beano IIRC. Or maybe The Dandy.

    Roger Melley

    Finbar Saunders and his double entendres.
  • CHRISNOIRCHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Student Grant.

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  • meursaultmeursault Posts: 1,433
    Save money on expensive binoculars, by moving closer to the object you wish to view.
    Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.

    Voltaire
  • ProssPross Posts: 31,649
    crispybug2 wrote:
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    They were funny as I think every town had a real life version!
  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    edited October 2013
    Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing`, they won`t know any difference.


    What is also excellent is the Profanisaurus. Great book to have by the toilet for a quick browse...

    Morrissey's stag night: Descriptive of a public house peopled entirely of broken men of indeterminate age staring silently into their half empty pint glasses. "Shall we go into Yates's instead? It's like Morrissey's stag night in here."

    Bilbo Baggins' foot n. An hirsute vagina, resembling the hairy toes of a hobbit.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,387
    Anyone remember Mickey and his monkey censored moped?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,387
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

    PTP Runner Up 2015
  • Doctor Poo

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    Travelling through time in search of somewhere to have a good dump.
    Generally getting foiled by daleks or cybermen just as he got the bomb bay doors opened. :mrgreen:
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Mr Logic cracks me up every time.

    Student Grant when it was actually funny and not just a bunch of students sitting around accusing each other of being racist.

    Biffa Bacon.

    And how has Gilbert Ratchet not got a mention yet?
  • bucklbbucklb Posts: 296
    Finnbar Saunders always did it for me.

    Fnnar Fnnar
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  • laurentianlaurentian Posts: 2,008
    I remember reading Viz in the relatively early days and loved most of it - Billy the Fish being a particular favourite but the very first Fat Slags episode had me crying with laughter for days - superb. Also loved Big Vern " . . . NO [email protected] COPPER WILL EVER TAKE ME ALIVE"

    For those with a penchant for such things, the Profanisaurus is available as an iPhone app. Quite simply the most entertaining £1.30p you will ever spend.

    There is also a daily Profanisaurus that is a free download . . .
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  • lostboysaintlostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    Profanisaurus app is a guaranteed snigger a day!
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  • Finbar Saunders
    Mr Logic
    Fat Slags

    in that order
  • herb71herb71 Posts: 253
    My favourite, purely for the name was 'Jump Jet Fanny and her Hawker-Siddeley T**t'
  • crispybug2crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
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  • crispybug2crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    How could I, and for that matter everyone else, have forgotten 'Rude Kid' ?

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