Favourite Viz Characters

Stevo_666

Here's a starter for ten:



Best chat up line: "Ye divvent sweat much fer a fat lass..."

crispybug2

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua ... gs-001.jpg

crispybug2

napoleond

I like the letters and tips more than the characters...

Edit: Riger Melly for his marvellous profanisaurus!

Stevo_666

Wonder if she commuted to work?

bartimaeus

dmclite-3.0

Use old bic razors as potato peelers.


I also liked Aldridge Prior, the useless liar.

AlexMac1973

Captain Morgan & His Hammond Organ was brilliant, and who could forget Aldridge Prior The Hopeless Liar:

Poll Tax Inspector: "According to this list, The Nolan Sisters live here?"
Aldridge Prior: "I AM The Nolan Sisters..."

One of the all time classics was the spoof ads, The Life of Christ in Cats.

bartimaeus

The Top Tips were excellent...

"Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y"

...even better it looks like someone has posted them up!

graham.

Bartimaeus wrote:

The Top Tips were excellent...

"Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y"

...even better it looks like someone has posted them up!

I always liked;
" Save money on expensive chewing gum by dipping an old elastic band in toothpaste and chewing that instead."

BelgianBeerGeek

Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar

chrisaonabike

Mr Logic!

shockedsoshocked

Drunken Bakers. Absolutely brilliant.

Also love Terry Fuckwitt.

CiB

The Black Bag, which was a send-up of Black Bob from The Beano IIRC. Or maybe The Dandy.

Roger Melley

Finbar Saunders and his double entendres.

CHRISNOIR

Student Grant.

meursault

Save money on expensive binoculars, by moving closer to the object you wish to view.

Pross

crispybug2 wrote:

They were funny as I think every town had a real life version!

joelsim

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing`, they won`t know any difference.


What is also excellent is the Profanisaurus. Great book to have by the toilet for a quick browse...

Morrissey's stag night: Descriptive of a public house peopled entirely of broken men of indeterminate age staring silently into their half empty pint glasses. "Shall we go into Yates's instead? It's like Morrissey's stag night in here."

Bilbo Baggins' foot n. An hirsute vagina, resembling the hairy toes of a hobbit.

Allez Mark

Stevo_666

Anyone remember Mickey and his monkey censored moped?

Stevo_666

shockedsoshocked

oldhairylegs

Doctor Poo




Travelling through time in search of somewhere to have a good dump.
Generally getting foiled by daleks or cybermen just as he got the bomb bay doors opened.

finchy

Mr Logic cracks me up every time.

Student Grant when it was actually funny and not just a bunch of students sitting around accusing each other of being racist.

Biffa Bacon.

And how has Gilbert Ratchet not got a mention yet?

bucklb

Finnbar Saunders always did it for me.

Fnnar Fnnar

laurentian

I remember reading Viz in the relatively early days and loved most of it - Billy the Fish being a particular favourite but the very first Fat Slags episode had me crying with laughter for days - superb. Also loved Big Vern " . . . NO B@STARD COPPER WILL EVER TAKE ME ALIVE"

For those with a penchant for such things, the Profanisaurus is available as an iPhone app. Quite simply the most entertaining £1.30p you will ever spend.

There is also a daily Profanisaurus that is a free download . . .

lostboysaint

Profanisaurus app is a guaranteed snigger a day!

naughtyvicar

Finbar Saunders
Mr Logic
Fat Slags

in that order

herb71

My favourite, purely for the name was 'Jump Jet Fanny and her Hawker-Siddeley T**t'

crispybug2

crispybug2

How could I, and for that matter everyone else, have forgotten 'Rude Kid' ?