Inspirational Messages

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited October 2013 in The cake stop
Following on from Daviesee saying that they have chalk boards in his office for people to write something inspirational on, which are currently blank, maybe we can come up with some words of wisdom for him to impart on his colleagues!

Here's your first one Daviesee....

'Man who walk sideways going to Bangkok'

:wink:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Man is a hunter gatherer, where's the skill in soya.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    2 for 1

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • dmclite-3.0
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Religion is for people who are afraid of going to hell.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups.

    If you assume, you make an ass of u and me.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sympathy comes somewhere between sh1t and syphilis.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Liking this thread! :P
    However there is no chalk provided. Presumably to keep control of what goes on the boards.
    I may have to source some. :wink:

    PS:- They are blackboards.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GET some chalk daviesee :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    There is no I in team but there are 3 U's in 'Shut the F*ck Up'.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    Man who go to sleep with sexual frustration on mind, wake up with solution in hand...
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Here's one for all shirkers.

    Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,505
    If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you probably haven't grasped the gravity of the situation.
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,660
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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    While you're reading what I put, you're probably p**sing on your foot ... (Anon)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    This is for the religious amongst you, though not a saying but a quote from Jenny McCarthy.

    Anal sex is a religious loophole.

    Miss McCarthy would be well worth getting the lube out for. :wink:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    All work and no play makes Davisee a dull boy
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    All work and no play makes Davisee a dull boy
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Ballysmate wrote:
    This is for the religious amongst you, though not a saying but a quote from Jenny McCarthy.

    Anal sex is a religious loophole.

    Miss McCarthy would be well worth getting the lube out for. :wink:
    I'm aware of Miss McCarthy's work :wink:
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    This is for the religious amongst you, though not a saying but a quote from Jenny McCarthy.

    Anal sex is a religious loophole.

    Miss McCarthy would be well worth getting the lube out for. :wink:

    Anal sex is a religious loophole, especially if you're a Catholic Priest.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    seanoconn wrote:
    All work and no play makes Davisee a dull boy
    All work and no play makes Davisee a dull boy
    ...........................
    All work and no play makes Davisee a dull boy
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    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • APIII
    APIII Posts: 2,010
    Quote from an old sales director "We're not happy until you're not happy"
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It seems our fat tyre friends were ahead of us on this one...

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10007&t=12892187&start=20

    :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MichaelW
    MichaelW Posts: 2,164
    I love Carrie Mathison's inspirational words to her boss Saul in Homeland:
    "F*ck this Sh*t"
  • Giraffoto
    Giraffoto Posts: 2,078
    arran77 wrote:
    There is no I in team but there are 3 U's in 'Shut the F*ck Up'.

    "There is no 'I' in 'Team' but there is a lot of 'U' of 'you've f@cked up' " is our version of this one
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  • richard_farrant
    richard_farrant Posts: 231
    We had the term JFDI from an old project manager - just f**king do it
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  • john_kline
    john_kline Posts: 2,151
    "I've met the man on the street. He's a c*nt". Sid Vicious
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    How about everyone's favourite shirker, Homer Simpson...

    A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

    Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

    Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

    If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

    :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,660
    Default. The two sweetest words in the English Language! ;)
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