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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    arran77 wrote:
    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I'd like to thank Glasshouse &Thrown Stone Management for presenting this Pot/Kettle production.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Well, I'm a little confused as to WTF is going on here. There seems to be two sides, each arguing on behalf of their type of bike/tyre. My confusion is which side am I on? I have 3 MTBs, a road bike, a CX bike, a TT bike and a BMX (and various other frames, forks, wheels etc that I could probably build another half dozen bikes from). I ride an MTB to work, with slick tyres - does this make me a roadie? I ride the TT bike on gravel trails - does this make me a mountain biker? I ride the CX both on and off road - am I just weird?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Well, I'm a little confused as to WTF is going on here. There seems to be two sides, each arguing on behalf of their type of bike/tyre. My confusion is which side am I on? I have 3 MTBs, a road bike, a CX bike, a TT bike and a BMX (and various other frames, forks, wheels etc that I could probably build another half dozen bikes from). I ride an MTB to work, with slick tyres - does this make me a roadie? I ride the TT bike on gravel trails - does this make me a mountain biker? I ride the CX both on and off road - am I just weird?

    That is a very complicated situation there, don't know what to say, though I'm in the same situation, the roadie is in the garage along with the Handjob :?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    arran77 wrote:
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Well, I'm a little confused as to WTF is going on here. There seems to be two sides, each arguing on behalf of their type of bike/tyre. My confusion is which side am I on? I have 3 MTBs, a road bike, a CX bike, a TT bike and a BMX (and various other frames, forks, wheels etc that I could probably build another half dozen bikes from). I ride an MTB to work, with slick tyres - does this make me a roadie? I ride the TT bike on gravel trails - does this make me a mountain biker? I ride the CX both on and off road - am I just weird?

    That is a very complicated situation there, don't know what to say, though I'm in the same situation, the roadie is in the garage along with the Handjob :?
    if you think he has problems i think mine is worse. but i dont have a CX but do have a FIXED.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • nicklouse wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Well, I'm a little confused as to WTF is going on here. There seems to be two sides, each arguing on behalf of their type of bike/tyre. My confusion is which side am I on? I have 3 MTBs, a road bike, a CX bike, a TT bike and a BMX (and various other frames, forks, wheels etc that I could probably build another half dozen bikes from). I ride an MTB to work, with slick tyres - does this make me a roadie? I ride the TT bike on gravel trails - does this make me a mountain biker? I ride the CX both on and off road - am I just weird?

    That is a very complicated situation there, don't know what to say, though I'm in the same situation, the roadie is in the garage along with the Handjob :?
    if you think he has problems i think mine is worse. but i dont have a CX but do have a FIXED.

    You should hit yourself with the banhammer until you're dead.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Well, I'm a little confused as to WTF is going on here. There seems to be two sides, each arguing on behalf of their type of bike/tyre. My confusion is which side am I on? I have 3 MTBs, a road bike, a CX bike, a TT bike and a BMX (and various other frames, forks, wheels etc that I could probably build another half dozen bikes from). I ride an MTB to work, with slick tyres - does this make me a roadie? I ride the TT bike on gravel trails - does this make me a mountain biker? I ride the CX both on and off road - am I just weird?

    Especially with the 29ers now and road bikes experimenting with discs. A 29er (light suspension) with drops would be a good allrounder.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I'd like to thank Glasshouse &Thrown Stone Management for presenting this Pot/Kettle production.

    Well done, it only took you all day to come up with that one, you must be the brains round here :roll:

    :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    arran77 wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I'd like to thank Glasshouse &Thrown Stone Management for presenting this Pot/Kettle production.

    Well done, it only took you all day to come up with that one, you must be the brains round here :roll:

    :P

    Or, unlike the rest if us slackers he actually has work to do :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    welshkev wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I'd like to thank Glasshouse &Thrown Stone Management for presenting this Pot/Kettle production.

    Well done, it only took you all day to come up with that one, you must be the brains round here :roll:

    :P

    Or, unlike the rest if us slackers he actually has work to do :lol:

    That is a poor excuse :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • It's ok guys. Focuszing is here to amuse us all. I'm surprised he hasn't written us a poem....

    We can all get along now taking the mick out of him!
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    nicklouse wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Well, I'm a little confused as to WTF is going on here. There seems to be two sides, each arguing on behalf of their type of bike/tyre. My confusion is which side am I on? I have 3 MTBs, a road bike, a CX bike, a TT bike and a BMX (and various other frames, forks, wheels etc that I could probably build another half dozen bikes from). I ride an MTB to work, with slick tyres - does this make me a roadie? I ride the TT bike on gravel trails - does this make me a mountain biker? I ride the CX both on and off road - am I just weird?

    That is a very complicated situation there, don't know what to say, though I'm in the same situation, the roadie is in the garage along with the Handjob :?
    if you think he has problems i think mine is worse. but i dont have a CX but do have a FIXED.

    You should hit yourself with the banhammer until you're dead.
    go read and think again

    viewtopic.php?f=10017&t=12711783
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Oh I know the one you're on about, I commented on the thread when you were first on about building it.


    I stand by my previous comment though. Clever as it may be, it's a fixie, and for that, you must die.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Oh I know the one you're on about, I commented on the thread when you were first on about building it.


    I stand by my previous comment though. Clever as it may be, it's a fixie, and for that, you must die.
    makes getting home from the pub easy.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Did you manage to find some bars that were not made out of cheese-string in the end?
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Oh I know the one you're on about, I commented on the thread when you were first on about building it.


    I stand by my previous comment though. Clever as it may be, it's a fixie, and for that, you must die.

    Looks good. Did you consider an internal hub gear to get around the old "it's a fixie you must die" thing?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Did you manage to find some bars that were not made out of cheese-string in the end?
    yes still got number three on.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    arran77 wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I'd like to thank Glasshouse &Thrown Stone Management for presenting this Pot/Kettle production.

    Well done, it only took you all day to come up with that one, you must be the brains round here :roll:

    :P

    No, I work for a living.

    I also have little tolerance for folk acting like c**ts.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I'd like to thank Glasshouse &Thrown Stone Management for presenting this Pot/Kettle production.

    Well done, it only took you all day to come up with that one, you must be the brains round here :roll:

    :P

    No, I work for a living.

    I also have little tolerance for folk acting like c**ts.

    coots_chicks_drumpellier0007s.jpg

    They seem harmless enough to me.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I'd like to thank Glasshouse &Thrown Stone Management for presenting this Pot/Kettle production.

    Well done, it only took you all day to come up with that one, you must be the brains round here :roll:

    :P

    No, I work for a living.

    I also have little tolerance for folk acting like c**ts.

    You are an angry little individual aren't you, did something bad happen to you when you were a boy :shock:

    It's not about working hard, it's about working smarter :wink:

    By the way, I don't act like a c**t, I am a c**t :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Careful, our Clank works with Death Rays and blowing things up/ melting things. The last person that asked about his childhood, well, let's just say we haven't heard from him since :shock:
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread

    Fit right in don't I :wink: :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread

    Fit right in don't I :wink: :P

    I dunno, lubed up I found you didn't really touch the sides
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread

    Fit right in don't I :wink: :P

    I dunno, lubed up I found you didn't really touch the sides

    :shock:

    That wasn't me, it was your Dad :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread

    Fit right in don't I :wink: :P

    I dunno, lubed up I found you didn't really touch the sides

    :shock:

    That wasn't me, it was your Dad :wink:

    Excuse me, that's your grandad you're dissing
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread

    Fit right in don't I :wink: :P

    I dunno, lubed up I found you didn't really touch the sides

    :shock:

    That wasn't me, it was your Dad :wink:

    Excuse me, that's your grandad you're dissing

    Feck, that means we're related, I think :?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread

    Fit right in don't I :wink: :P

    I dunno, lubed up I found you didn't really touch the sides

    :shock:

    That wasn't me, it was your Dad :wink:

    Excuse me, that's your grandad you're dissing

    Feck, that means we're related, I think :?

    Didn't you know gaz was your dad then?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    welshkev wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I am a c**t :P

    Ah at last, something sensible and correct about this thread

    Fit right in don't I :wink: :P

    I dunno, lubed up I found you didn't really touch the sides

    :shock:

    That wasn't me, it was your Dad :wink:

    Excuse me, that's your grandad you're dissing

    Feck, that means we're related, I think :?

    Didn't you know gaz was your dad then?

    Unless Gaz is 6' under, he's not :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    I don't think his cock is that big so I doubt it's him then ;)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    edited October 2013
    welshkev wrote:
    I don't think his fool is that big so I doubt it's him then ;)

    I like the way the word c0ck becomes fool over here too :wink:

    BTW, when are you lot gonna try and get BB banned because some of us post over here too :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn