Whacky Wednesday!

thekickingmule
thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
edited October 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Morning Losers!

Not entirely sure what's happening with the BB Brigade, they're not very good at spamming IMO.

Today, more of the usualness really. I'm going to attempt to make Chicken Broth and Dumplings tonight. That's how exciting my life is right now.

Laters!
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Morning mongs.

    Not very good at spamming hey, we're getting there as British Rail would have said :wink:

    Anyway let me extend a big BB hand of friendship to you, we're all brothers on here, it's just you lot ride bikes with tyres wide enough they should be on a motorbike :wink:

    Good luck with the broth, if its any good pop some in the post to me :P

    Laters fat tyre-ers :)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    morning all,

    it's the gf's birthday today and last night we consumed most of the alcohol that I bought for tonight, so today i'm feeling shoot :lol:

    got a lot of sorting out to do today in work, but no actual work, so that's good 8)

    I've already had a bacon roll, but I can feel another one coming on soon.

    oh and hi BB lot :D

    laters
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Mornin crudders.

    Yay. The nights are drawing in and the flat-earthers are bored again. Same s**t, different year.

    Come on guys, if you're supposed to be intelligent people, put some effort into the trolling.

    Today is more of the usual Wednesdayness, but less rapey.

    Onwards!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    arran77 wrote:
    Anyway let me extend a big BB hand of friendship to you, we're all brothers on here, it's just you lot ride bikes with tyres wide enough they should be on a motorbike :wink:

    erm, of course.... me personally never (ish) use my road bike and I'm always out on the mountain bike :oops:

    Morning

    Tired today as yesterdays all day meeting slipped straight into dinner and drinks, meaning no time for a change of clothes or car - ie, group CFO laughing at me driving the wife’s beetle (but accepted the lift anyway) and less than 6hrs kip.

    Today is a few more meetings, lots of reports and later a brewery tour, at the top of my road - its going to be painful on the liver.
  • cicatriz
    cicatriz Posts: 411
    Well I'm almost half way through a tedious week.

    Got a nice new shiny piece of kit arriving so that will be me occupied for most of the day. Got a quick badminton session after work then I think I'll just chill for the rest of the evening.

    Only one slice of minions cake offering left so I'm off to claim it.

    Later......
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Clank wrote:
    Mornin crudders.

    Yay. The nights are drawing in and the flat-earthers are bored again. Same s**t, different year.

    Come on guys, if you're supposed to be intelligent people, put some effort into the trolling.

    Today is more of the usual Wednesdayness, but less rapey.

    Onwards!

    Trolling :shock:

    You're right if I was trolling I would have put some effort in, my post took no effort what so ever!

    I was trying to be genuinely friendly, maybe I won't bother and just join my BB associates in the trolling :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    arran77 wrote:

    You're right if I was trolling I would have put some effort in, my post took no effort what so ever!

    I was trying to be genuinely friendly, maybe I won't bother and just join my BB associates in the trolling :roll:

    I don't think he was talking about you dude. I think he means the pinarello001 first post
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    morning Ditch users.

    Today in my friday. might go to the Alps later. or I might spend the time under the van. Or might do a bit of both.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    So I'm 23 today and so far it's been great. Strip tease went well last night but I'm bloody knackered. Just got in and need food and a shower and then it's time to go play hockey and be hungover etc.

    TTFN.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Happy birthday Mayne! mums birthday today aswell

    Uni today. Looking at activity on node charts - who the fark invented them - they are pointless. Going to give the bike a good stip down and clean tonight after the long ride at the weekend.

    Laters
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Angry Bird wrote:
    Strip tease went well last night but I'm bloody knackered.
    QFTT
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Morning Bum Dwellers,

    Has anybody seen DF33 recently? Or is his head backwards in a ditch?

    Today it's raining so unless it stops I won't be out on the bike. Really quite enjoying being off work and feeling rather upset I have to go back next week.
    arran77 wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I bet you'd love to give his chain a good tug...

    Laters Freaks.
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Evening lady girls...

    Give me lunch! going for a swim in my lunch break today seeing as my lights charger is rather dead at the moment so evening rides are out.

    And who is yanking who's chain with a good lubing!

    who ever it is hasnt got a lubing in them!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Morning Bum Dwellers,

    Has anybody seen DF33 recently? Or is his head backwards in a ditch?

    Today it's raining so unless it stops I won't be out on the bike. Really quite enjoying being off work and feeling rather upset I have to go back next week.
    arran77 wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I bet you'd love to give his chain a good tug...

    Laters Freaks.

    Nah, I prefer to have my chain tugged - by ladies :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77 wrote:
    Morning Bum Dwellers,

    Has anybody seen DF33 recently? Or is his head backwards in a ditch?

    Today it's raining so unless it stops I won't be out on the bike. Really quite enjoying being off work and feeling rather upset I have to go back next week.
    arran77 wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I bet you'd love to give his chain a good tug...

    Laters Freaks.

    Nah, I prefer to have my chain tugged - by ladies :wink:


    Ladies like this... whatever floats your boat dude!
    eTKuH.jpg
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    arran77 wrote:
    Morning Bum Dwellers,

    Has anybody seen DF33 recently? Or is his head backwards in a ditch?

    Today it's raining so unless it stops I won't be out on the bike. Really quite enjoying being off work and feeling rather upset I have to go back next week.
    arran77 wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I bet you'd love to give his chain a good tug...

    Laters Freaks.

    Nah, I prefer to have my chain tugged - by ladies :wink:


    Ladies like this... whatever floats your boat dude!
    eTKuH.jpg

    Ahh photos from the cc2cc "pleasure a roadie" night.

    Morning Scuttlers

    day off so i'm chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and then shooting some b-ball out side of the school.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    arran77 wrote:
    Morning Bum Dwellers,

    Has anybody seen DF33 recently? Or is his head backwards in a ditch?

    Today it's raining so unless it stops I won't be out on the bike. Really quite enjoying being off work and feeling rather upset I have to go back next week.
    arran77 wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I bet you'd love to give his chain a good tug...

    Laters Freaks.

    Nah, I prefer to have my chain tugged - by ladies :wink:


    Ladies like this... whatever floats your boat dude!
    eTKuH.jpg

    :shock:

    I said ladies, not your Mum :wink: :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Morning Bum Dwellers,

    Has anybody seen DF33 recently? Or is his head backwards in a ditch?

    Today it's raining so unless it stops I won't be out on the bike. Really quite enjoying being off work and feeling rather upset I have to go back next week.
    arran77 wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I bet you'd love to give his chain a good tug...

    Laters Freaks.

    Nah, I prefer to have my chain tugged - by ladies :wink:


    Ladies like this... whatever floats your boat dude!
    eTKuH.jpg

    :shock:

    I said ladies, not your Mum :wink: :P

    Nooo this is thenortherntrain's mum

    article-0-0C6000B1000005DC-422_634x432.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Gazlar wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Morning Bum Dwellers,

    Has anybody seen DF33 recently? Or is his head backwards in a ditch?

    Today it's raining so unless it stops I won't be out on the bike. Really quite enjoying being off work and feeling rather upset I have to go back next week.
    arran77 wrote:
    pilch wrote:
    Morning takers and sensitive types,

    I plan to attend a meditation class at the local Buddhist centre tonight... i'm hoping to meet lots of free loving earth mother milf and bond with them.

    Your man clank does seem a little delicate, it's pretty easy to pull his chain.

    I bet you'd love to give his chain a good tug...

    Laters Freaks.

    Nah, I prefer to have my chain tugged - by ladies :wink:


    Ladies like this... whatever floats your boat dude!
    eTKuH.jpg

    :shock:

    I said ladies, not your Mum :wink: :P

    Nooo this is thenortherntrain's mum

    article-0-0C6000B1000005DC-422_634x432.jpg

    What, the little shite in the blazer :shock:

    Who's the 'bird' in the white blouse, his Dad :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    argggh my eyes...what has been seen cannot be unseen :shock:
  • But you still would though....

    Or maybe that's just me. :o
  • But you still would though....

    Or maybe that's just me. :o

    What about if I told you that was the Clapham Transvestite....
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    But you still would though....

    Or maybe that's just me. :o

    What about if I told you that was the Clapham Transvestite....

    What? Colinthecop is the Clapham transvestite? well I never
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    But you still would though....

    Or maybe that's just me. :o

    What about if I told you that was the Clapham Transvestite....

    Ah, that's where I've seen 'her' before, on that Chicken Shop programme, your Mum's now famous :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • JBA
    JBA Posts: 2,852
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning Scuttlers

    day off so i'm chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and then shooting some b-ball out side of the school.

    I hope you don't spend all day 'waxing'. That would lead to all sorts of tenderness and soreness.
    “Life has been unfaithful
    And it all promised so so much”

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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Today's been good so far, the money some company took has finally been deposited back into my account so have money again *see hub post*

    back to work after 2 and a half weeks off, and it's not been as bad as I expected but still...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    welshkev wrote:
    argggh my eyes...what has been seen cannot be unseen :shock:

    Plus skinny tyres potatoes
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    JBA wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning Scuttlers

    day off so i'm chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and then shooting some b-ball out side of the school.

    I hope you don't spend all day 'waxing'. That would lead to all sorts of tenderness and soreness.

    I had my back done once, nearly punched the beehatch in the face, now I just stick to doing my balls, like two smooth botoxed eggs
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp