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arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited October 2013 in The cake stop
Surely this term is offensive to vegans?

:P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn

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  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    You can get vegan cheese but its feckin horrid. Smorgasbord is likeley to be more offensive.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Yes, any type of censored board sounds iffy to me :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    Not half as offended as they would be at duckboard.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    True but the one that really offends me is the bilge board :shock:

    bilge.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Head Board must surely be off the scale. :shock: I can hardly bring myself to say it.
  • I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:
  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    Very similar, you just use ripe camembert or cheese fondue instead of water.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead wrote:
    shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    Very similar, you just use ripe camembert or cheese fondue instead of water.
    Cool :D
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    shortcuts wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    Very similar, you just use ripe camembert or cheese fondue instead of water.
    Cool :D

    If it's the fondue version it can be anything but cool.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    There's also "Chess boarding", in which the unfortunate victim is tortured by having to sit through endless performances of Tim Rice musicals. ;)

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,621
    I can no longer see the phrase "Cheese Board" without smiling, following a drunken episode at someone's leaving do, years ago...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • secretsam wrote:
    I can no longer see the phrase "Cheese Board" without smiling, following a drunken episode at someone's leaving do, years ago...


    Eeeewww.... :)
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,621
    secretsam wrote:
    I can no longer see the phrase "Cheese Board" without smiling, following a drunken episode at someone's leaving do, years ago...


    Eeeewww.... :)

    Oh no, you weren't there, were you?

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
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