Cheese Boards

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited October 2013 in The cake stop
Surely this term is offensive to vegans?

:P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn

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  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    You can get vegan cheese but its feckin horrid. Smorgasbord is likeley to be more offensive.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Yes, any type of ass board sounds iffy to me :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Not half as offended as they would be at duckboard.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    True but the one that really offends me is the bilge board :shock:

    bilge.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AndyPkr
    AndyPkr Posts: 20
    Head Board must surely be off the scale. :shock: I can hardly bring myself to say it.
  • shortcuts
    shortcuts Posts: 366
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    Very similar, you just use ripe camembert or cheese fondue instead of water.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • shortcuts
    shortcuts Posts: 366
    simonhead wrote:
    shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    Very similar, you just use ripe camembert or cheese fondue instead of water.
    Cool :D
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    shortcuts wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    Very similar, you just use ripe camembert or cheese fondue instead of water.
    Cool :D

    If it's the fondue version it can be anything but cool.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    shortcuts wrote:
    I have heard of 'water boarding' which I am sure isn't a comfortable experience but I shiver at the thought of what 'cheese boarding' might entail :lol:

    There's also "Chess boarding", in which the unfortunate victim is tortured by having to sit through endless performances of Tim Rice musicals. ;)

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    I can no longer see the phrase "Cheese Board" without smiling, following a drunken episode at someone's leaving do, years ago...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    SecretSam wrote:
    I can no longer see the phrase "Cheese Board" without smiling, following a drunken episode at someone's leaving do, years ago...


    Eeeewww.... :)
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    SecretSam wrote:
    I can no longer see the phrase "Cheese Board" without smiling, following a drunken episode at someone's leaving do, years ago...


    Eeeewww.... :)

    Oh no, you weren't there, were you?
    It's just a hill. Get over it.

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