What did your last text say and from whom?

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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    :D
    tofu defumado

    http://www.continente.pt/stores/contine ... Continente)
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Or BURMA
  • 4kicks
    4kicks Posts: 549
    "Bello km Maria": Thing is I know who its from (Maria) but Ive got no idea what it means!
    Fitter....healthier....more productive.....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    That Continente stocks everything. I found some cheap dye for your springy bits STC:

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Back on topic...

    "Are you on your way?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    K x

    From my daughter, standard response to anything I text to her!
  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
    Microsoft account security code #######
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    "Graaaavy!"

    I wasn't sure what this meant, so I just replied:

    "Potaaaaaatoes!"
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Fab thanks Hun xx

    From my mate Hollie.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    Fab thanks Hun xx

    From my mate Hollie.
    One more kiss and I'd be a bit suspicious!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    seanoconn wrote:
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    Fab thanks Hun xx

    From my mate Hollie.
    One more kiss and I'd be a bit suspicious!

    Not the singer from Frankie Goes to Hollywood, I take it? :lol:
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Ballysmate wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    Fab thanks Hun xx

    From my mate Hollie.
    One more kiss and I'd be a bit suspicious!

    Not the singer from Frankie Goes to Hollywood, I take it? :lol:

    Nope, Hollie is 5 8" blonde hairdresser with a dirty laugh and hollow legs. I need one more kiss...
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Pissed.com from my brother last night.
  • img_87
    img_87 Posts: 60
    Can i quickly ring ya?

    one of the girls from work seeing if i am going to some health and wellbeing event tomorrow. I declined as i am out on the bike.
  • bugsrabbit
    bugsrabbit Posts: 182
    Have you got a crowbar we can borrow? :shock:
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    "Man thats sweeet
    thi whip is bustin cant wait for freeway man. catch up vegas bro"


    Sent from a client/friend who's texts always make me smile.
    Living MY dream.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Not had a text since 10th September...
  • Philly8mt
    Philly8mt Posts: 552
    So my mum just comes out with "That's the Badger" and I immediately say "Oh Lordy". We have now come to the conclusion that you have taught us too many Philisms

    From the twelve year old daughter of my partner!
    Everything's my fault! :)
    Still thinking of something clever to say!
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    My last texts, from some girl at college was...

    Awww hun that's well S***. Feel sorry for you though I think you still should be KOM. xx

    From my non cyclist brother...

    Thats strange. Do these cyclists have to be the fastest on every route near them?
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • vs
    vs Posts: 468
    I still have the freedom of not having a mobile phone to have to keep checking...and checking...for pointless messages :wink:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    vs wrote:
    I still have the freedom of not having a mobile phone to have to keep checking...and checking...for pointless messages :wink:

    qatg.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • vs
    vs Posts: 468
    arran77 wrote:
    vs wrote:
    I still have the freedom of not having a mobile phone to have to keep checking...and checking...for pointless messages :wink:

    qatg.jpg

    what have we become?

    http://www.trueactivist.com/after-i-saw ... f-the-day/

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