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What did your last text say and from whom?

seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 6,811
edited September 2013 in The bottom bracket
I'm honestly not nosy.

Ok handsome, I'll have the lobster ;) Sally here now. x

The Missus.

I'll sure they'll get more interesting :lol:
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  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    Remind me to put cat food and chilli sauce on the Ocado shop.

    The wife
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    "Well this is fun, 2 patients for me and 2 nurses sitting upstairs x"
    The wife.

    I think your interpretation will be more interesting than the truth. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    daviesee wrote:
    "Well this is fun, 2 patients for me and 2 nurses sitting upstairs x"
    The wife.

    I think your interpretation will be more interesting than the truth. :wink:

    Is she a doctor and was freezing warts off old people?
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,447
    "Hi from Orange. Did you know that of you top-up just £10 before the end of the day you get a free banana*?"

    *OK, I made up the bit about the banana, but nearly all my texts come from Orange it might even say that as I don't read to the end.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    simonhead wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    "Well this is fun, 2 patients for me and 2 nurses sitting upstairs x"
    The wife.

    I think your interpretation will be more interesting than the truth. :wink:

    Is she a doctor and was freezing warts off old people?
    I guess I was wrong about your interpretation.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    daviesee wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    "Well this is fun, 2 patients for me and 2 nurses sitting upstairs x"
    The wife.

    I think your interpretation will be more interesting than the truth. :wink:

    Is she a doctor and was freezing warts off old people?
    I guess I was wrong about your interpretation.

    What use are the nurses upstairs?

    If she had said "2 sexy nurses waiting upstairs" that would be different
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stop stalking me you little pervert.

    STC


    :? :? :? :?

    :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 6,811
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    No I'm not going abroad and it's Mr O'Conn to you! Cheeky b4stards :roll:
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  • norwich
  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    norwich

    sorry about that
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    "Thank you I will check his size when I get home xx"

    From Mrs 77, I needed to know what size pyjamas to buy our son before you bottom dwellers say anything :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • napoleondnapoleond Posts: 18,633
    Do you want me to get steak from the butchers?

    Alberto Contador.

    Sorry, the Mrs.
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  • Phil_DPhil_D Posts: 467
    That's not much is it.

    The Mrs
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    napoleond wrote:
    Do you want me to get steak from the butchers?

    Alberto Contador.

    Sorry, the Mrs.

    Mrs NapD goes to the butchers for her meat :wink:

    Guffaw guffaw :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • laurentianlaurentian Posts: 1,773
    I'm just about to eat some myself!

    The Mrs
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • I'll be like Howard

    The wife.

    Great British Bake Off reference - she's been baking cakes today.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Ate 22/9 utilize o seu cupao 5 euros desconto em cartao ou apresente o codigo 18560503 valido no cartao numa compro superior a 20 euros no Continente.

    Continente - a supermarket.

    I have no real friends :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    Ate 22/9 utilize o seu cupao 5 euros desconto em cartao ou apresente o codigo 18560503 valido no cartao numa compro superior a 20 euros no Continente.

    Continente - a supermarket.

    I have no real friends :D

    And have you used your discount yet?

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • lucan2lucan2 Posts: 293
    Capt Slog wrote:
    "Hi from Orange. Did you know that of you top-up just £10 before the end of the day you get a free banana*?"

    *OK, I made up the bit about the banana, but nearly all my texts come from Orange it might even say that as I don't read to the end.

    This.

    "Hi from Orange ....."

    [delete]

    I never read them. Don't care what they want to tell me.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 6,811
    mate I'm so sorry. I got really drunk and had sex with your wife last night.

    What!! You're [email protected] dead!! And just so you know I've had sex with your wife and i wasn't drunk!!

    Wtf!! That text wasn't meant for you

    Well this is awkward
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    mate I'm so sorry. I got really drunk and had sex with your wife last night.

    What!! You're [email protected] dead!! And just so you know I've had sex with your wife and i wasn't drunk!!

    Wtf!! That text wasn't meant for you

    Well this is awkward

    Sorry, I was meant to send that to Pinarello :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Ate 22/9 utilize o seu cupao 5 euros desconto em cartao ou apresente o codigo 18560503 valido no cartao numa compro superior a 20 euros no Continente.

    Continente - a supermarket.

    I have no real friends :D

    And have you used your discount yet?

    :lol:

    I'm gonna wait until Sunday then cycle up there, 25% discount, can't be 'avin too much excitement this week :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    Is it a good supermarket? 25% of a bucket load of sardines sounds good
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    simonhead wrote:
    Is it a good supermarket? 25% of a bucket load of sardines sounds good

    You say that but the shredded pacific Pollock does seem very good value :wink:

    http://www.continente.pt/stores/continente/pt-pt/public/Pages/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductId=4963654%28eCsf_RetekProductCatalog_MegastoreContinenteOnline_Continente%29

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow for gents wet cut with Vicky...

    I think that must be code
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    arran77 wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    Is it a good supermarket? 25% of a bucket load of sardines sounds good

    You say that but the shredded pacific Pollock does seem very good value :wink:

    http://www.continente.pt/stores/continente/pt-pt/public/Pages/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductId=4963654%28eCsf_RetekProductCatalog_MegastoreContinenteOnline_Continente%29

    :lol:

    Not a problem I don't eat meat or fish.

    25% off smoked tofu - wahey :D

    BTW Mr seanoconn it's 'whom' if you follow a preposition (from) :wink:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow for gents wet cut with Vicky...

    I think that must be code

    It's probably from Mrs Mikey23 to see if you turn up for your 'wet cut' :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 6,811
    team47b wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    Is it a good supermarket? 25% of a bucket load of sardines sounds good

    You say that but the shredded pacific Pollock does seem very good value :wink:

    http://www.continente.pt/stores/continente/pt-pt/public/Pages/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductId=4963654%28eCsf_RetekProductCatalog_MegastoreContinenteOnline_Continente%29

    :lol:

    Not a problem I don't eat meat or fish.

    25% off smoked tofu - wahey :D

    BTW Mr seanoconn it's 'whom' if you follow a preposition (from) :wink:
    Sorry Mr T, I did realise after but didn't think anyone would bother to be pedantic enough to comment :wink:
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  • simonhead wrote:
    norwich

    sorry about that

    I wasn't, although it was sent by me. Strictly speaking it should have read knorwich.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    Is it a good supermarket? 25% of a bucket load of sardines sounds good

    You say that but the shredded pacific Pollock does seem very good value :wink:

    http://www.continente.pt/stores/continente/pt-pt/public/Pages/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductId=4963654%28eCsf_RetekProductCatalog_MegastoreContinenteOnline_Continente%29

    :lol:

    Not a problem I don't eat meat or fish.

    25% off smoked tofu - wahey :D

    BTW Mr seanoconn it's 'whom' if you follow a preposition (from) :wink:

    I struggled enough to find the fish department, there's no way I'll ever find the tofu department :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
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