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dmclite-3.0

For the few forces and ex-forces on here I have 2 24 hr boil in the bag ration packs to give away that I found in the garage during a clear out. If you send me a pic of your partners/sister/colleagues norks, I will post them off, hurry though because if I get drunk, I may go into tour mode and start eating them, crosslegged in the garden.

the playing mantis

damn thought this was going to be about

Doctor House

I wish I did have actual pictures of my partner's sister's norks rather than just mental pictures.

the playing mantis

alternatively you could get one of these to do away with such yearnings

https://www.danburymint.co.uk/celebriti ... -C102-P272

Yossie

Can I trade you a load of the current slop they give us for any pictures of norks that you may have? They can even be random burd in the street norks, not necessarily anyone that you know.

I have tones of the shyyyt clogging up my life so if anyone else wants some they can nark orf and go and join a bunch of hats because they aren't having mine.

pinno

I done my part of the bargain.

I want some of those long matches that don't go out. I have a job that needs doing.

Yossie

Excellent work that man. How many matches do you need? Have quite a few kicking round here and am on exercise for the next few days so will acquire more.

pinno

Can you also chuck in some of those high energy cereal bars and powdered chicken soup?

More noorks on way.

Yossie

We don't get them anymore - everything is designed to be eaten cold from the packet in case bad people bump you. We don't even get Mars Bars or Yorkies anymore.

I can do shed loads of main meals if you really, really want, but they all taste like shyyyte. Powdered drink sachets of interest?

Many thanks re norkage.

schweiz

I remember opening a ration box in 1996 and the 'chocolate covered caramels' as they were described on the 'menu' were Rolos. Then I noticed that they were manufactured by 'Rowntree Mackintosh' who hadn't produced Rolos since they were bought out by Nestlé in 1988.

And what was with the 'hamburgers' in a tin? It was just a tin of pedigree chum that you had to slice into 'hamburgers' of your chosen width!

4kicks

fool, they werent hamburgers but "Bacon Grill":..mix em in with the chicken stew and the spangles and you got a really wonderful sweet and sour dish.

schweiz

Bacon Grill was a different 'Menu'. Same $hite, different colour!

I just added tabasco sauce to whatever plopped out of the tins even the fruit pudding'!

dmclite-3.0

beefburggers were in the 10 man rat pack. I used to like unwrapping the Fox's glacier fruits when on stag, helped pass the time. I might take the ration packs camping next time and get the kids to make some range cards and beast them if the range cards aren't good enough. Also, I did like babys heads but hated chicken in brown sauce, cant believe you don't get rolos or yorkie bars anymore, mind you all the yorkies I ever had were covered in white powdery stuff.

4kicks

schweiz wrote:

Bacon Grill was a different 'Menu'. Same $hite, different colour!

I just added tabasco sauce to whatever plopped out of the tins even the fruit pudding'!

fruit pudding..my god that was good! Even when mouldy (and it often was) it was a touch of class.

sloppyschleckonds

Ah the joys of the Catering Corp

velohutts

Someone must be able to post a photo of the worlds best tin opener in a minute !

Sausage and beans hot/cold - day or night , meal of champions !

schweiz

velohutts wrote:

Someone must be able to post a photo of the worlds best tin opener in a minute !

I'll have some in the cellar somewhere!

Yossie

Tuna lime and pepper. Yum yum.

natrix

Rice pudding with biscuits brown............yum

schweiz

I never got over the disappointment of biscuits fruit changing from reasonably moist 'Garibaldi' type biscuits to somthing that was essentially a sweeter version of bicuits brown :-(

Yossie

I must admit that the best thing was changing from tins to the packets we have now - the "food" still tastes like muck but at least its easier to cram into your school bag.

Absolute rubbish for viciously viciously though ..........................

manglier

Left the mob 17 years ago, still can't face chicken supreme. (Arctic rat pack C as I remember).

MattC59

Yossie wrote:

Excellent work that man. How many matches do you need? Have quite a few kicking round here and am on exercise for the next few days so will acquire more.

Any chance of acquiring a tank for me ? Failing that, perhaps something without a gun that I can park in my neighbours front room without getting prosecuted for the gun side of things ?

dave8178

I miss the primula cheese that had some crazy oil on the top. I don't really, it was minging. Took the missus camping last year and made her do the 24 hr rat pack challenge, only allowed to eat rats and eat them all in a day. She failed, as anyone would.
Anyway I have loads of buckshee rations and want to see norks. Get em out.

tim_wand

24 Hour rat packs, anything none artic (needed a lot of water to cook up) must have been the best non laxative qualities in the world.

Did a 7 day O/P in Ireland once and didn't have to "bag up and bury" once. But it was all cold straight out the tin.

pinno

tim wand wrote:

24 Hour rat packs, anything none artic (needed a lot of water to cook up) must have been the best non laxative qualities in the world.

Did a 7 day O/P in Ireland once and didn't have to "bag up and bury" once. But it was all cold straight out the tin.

dave8178 wrote:

I miss the primula cheese that had some crazy oil on the top. I don't really, it was minging. Took the missus camping last year and made her do the 24 hr rat pack challenge, only allowed to eat rats and eat them all in a day. She failed, as anyone would.
Anyway I have loads of buckshee rations and want to see norks. Get em out.

Hey f*ck faces - I gave you square bashers/bashed a place on the BB for all this shyte. Que pasa ?

ballysmate

If we have any bricklayers on here, could they please hijack this thread to talk about mortar or pointing up.
When I say mortar, I don't mean anything with a baseplate.

tim_wand

Hey f*ck faces - I gave you square bashers/bashed a place on the BB for all this shyte. Que pasa ?

Pinarello give the correct Drill orders and we will probably all fall back in line.
But until then your efforts are nothing better than a cheap Ric Chasey in trying to bring order to this forum.

dmclite-3.0

As the original thread maker, I'm calling the muvvafukken shots, and if we have 2 paralell dreanged army threads, then so be it. I'm gonna teach my 10 year old some drill after school tomorrow and if she's not good enough she's gonna get a beastin'.

pinno

tim wand wrote:

Hey f*ck faces - I gave you square bashers/bashed a place on the BB for all this shyte. Que pasa ?

Pinarello give the correct Drill orders and we will probably all fall back in line.
But until then your efforts are nothing better than a cheap Ric Chasey in trying to bring order to this forum.

Oh come on Wendy Tim, at least I have a sense of humour.

AAAAAAAATEEEEEEEENSHUUUUUUUUN

How was that ?!

dmclite-3.0

pinarello001 wrote:

tim wand wrote:

Hey f*ck faces - I gave you square bashers/bashed a place on the BB for all this shyte. Que pasa ?

Pinarello give the correct Drill orders and we will probably all fall back in line.
But until then your efforts are nothing better than a cheap Ric Chasey in trying to bring order to this forum.

Oh come on Wendy Tim, at least I have a sense of humour.

AAAAAAAATEEEEEEEENSHUUUUUUUUN

How was that ?!

Rubbish. Nobody shouts Attenshun, you should be nipple tweaked really hard for even trying.