I jelqed for about 18 months, 5 days a week, missing the odd week here and there. I gained 2.5" in length and 2" in girth. It takes dedication and it's not for everyone
Q: The $1 million question: Does jelqing actually work?
"Sorry guys, but experts tell us that jelqing is to the penis what chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" is to making our boobs grow.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's not a whole lot of scientific evidence that proves that any of these penile enlargement techniques—from stretching to pills to creams—actually work," Dr. Wider truth-bombs. "And if they work a little bit, the side effect risk far outweighs any potential benefit." "
If you want to try my technique, your welcome to come round. I'll put your bell end in a vice and set alight to the shed that the vice is in. I'll charge you for a replacement shed, but it will be worth it.
Q: The $1 million question: Does jelqing actually work?
"Sorry guys, but experts tell us that jelqing is to the penis what chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" is to making our boobs grow.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's not a whole lot of scientific evidence that proves that any of these penile enlargement techniques—from stretching to pills to creams—actually work," Dr. Wider truth-bombs. "And if they work a little bit, the side effect risk far outweighs any potential benefit." "
If you want to try my technique, your welcome to come round. I'll put your bell end in a vice and set alight to the shed that the vice is in. I'll charge you for a replacement shed, but it will be worth it.
Which roughly translated means, peanut pr!ck Pinarello, was excited by the discovery of jelqing and the prospect of extending his manhood to a mighty inch. Alas this wasn't to be and Pinarello still has to face the embarrassment of tiny Asian men, pointing and sniggering in the showers. Nevermind PPP
PS. I've seen what he keeps in his shed and it's not pretty. Keep well away!
Which roughly translated means...blah blah blah, yawn yawn...
PS. I've seen what he keeps in his shed and it's not pretty. Keep well away!
Sean - since Cleats absence you have (and i'll hand it to you) become the Queen of BB.
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I have a plan to get cleat back
Spill the beans, woss the plan? Does it invlove a munter on a fishing line? A Claire Balding kidnap lure? The 'Get tickets to watch the demolition of Stoke here booking office'?
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Q: The $1 million question: Does jelqing actually work?
"Sorry guys, but experts tell us that jelqing is to the penis what chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" is to making our boobs grow.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's not a whole lot of scientific evidence that proves that any of these penile enlargement techniques—from stretching to pills to creams—actually work," Dr. Wider truth-bombs. "And if they work a little bit, the side effect risk far outweighs any potential benefit." "
If you want to try my technique, your welcome to come round. I'll put your bell end in a vice and set alight to the shed that the vice is in. I'll charge you for a replacement shed, but it will be worth it.
PS. I've seen what he keeps in his shed and it's not pretty. Keep well away!
Sean - since Cleats absence you have (and i'll hand it to you) become the Queen of BB.
I have a plan to get cleat back
Spill the beans, woss the plan? Does it invlove a munter on a fishing line? A Claire Balding kidnap lure? The 'Get tickets to watch the demolition of Stoke here booking office'?