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Who Jelqs?

BwganBwgan Posts: 389
edited August 2013 in The bottom bracket
Never heard of this until last night, and still didn't believe it until I google'd it!!!
Really???

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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,134
    I jelqed for about 18 months, 5 days a week, missing the odd week here and there. I gained 2.5" in length and 2" in girth. It takes dedication and it's not for everyone
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • BwganBwgan Posts: 389
    You got any before and afters
  • Bwgan wrote:
    You got any before and afters

    :shock:
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,134
    Bwgan wrote:
    You got any before and afters
    Pm sent
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • BwganBwgan Posts: 389
    Jesus Christ!!!! Jelq-ing here I cum!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,134
    :oops: 8) :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • BwganBwgan Posts: 389
    I like the way you've put a pint can of Stella next to it to compare
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Well he doesn't call it wife beater for nothing.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,744
    Quote from: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/se ... th/jelqing

    Q: The $1 million question: Does jelqing actually work?

    "Sorry guys, but experts tell us that jelqing is to the penis what chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" is to making our boobs grow.

    "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's not a whole lot of scientific evidence that proves that any of these penile enlargement techniques—from stretching to pills to creams—actually work," Dr. Wider truth-bombs. "And if they work a little bit, the side effect risk far outweighs any potential benefit." "


    If you want to try my technique, your welcome to come round. I'll put your bell end in a vice and set alight to the shed that the vice is in. I'll charge you for a replacement shed, but it will be worth it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,134
    Quote from: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sexual-health/jelqing

    Q: The $1 million question: Does jelqing actually work?

    "Sorry guys, but experts tell us that jelqing is to the penis what chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" is to making our boobs grow.

    "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's not a whole lot of scientific evidence that proves that any of these penile enlargement techniques—from stretching to pills to creams—actually work," Dr. Wider truth-bombs. "And if they work a little bit, the side effect risk far outweighs any potential benefit." "


    If you want to try my technique, your welcome to come round. I'll put your bell end in a vice and set alight to the shed that the vice is in. I'll charge you for a replacement shed, but it will be worth it.
    Which roughly translated means, peanut pr!ck Pinarello, was excited by the discovery of jelqing and the prospect of extending his manhood to a mighty inch. Alas this wasn't to be and Pinarello still has to face the embarrassment of tiny Asian men, pointing and sniggering in the showers. Nevermind PPP


    PS. I've seen what he keeps in his shed and it's not pretty. Keep well away!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,744
    seanoconn wrote:
    Quote from: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/se ... th/jelqing

    Q: The $1 million question...benefit." "

    If you want...worth it.

    Which roughly translated means...blah blah blah, yawn yawn...

    PS. I've seen what he keeps in his shed and it's not pretty. Keep well away!

    Sean - since Cleats absence you have (and i'll hand it to you) become the Queen of BB.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,134
    seanoconn wrote:
    Quote from: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/se ... th/jelqing

    Q: The $1 million question...benefit." "

    If you want...worth it.

    Which roughly translated means...blah blah blah, yawn yawn...

    PS. I've seen what he keeps in his shed and it's not pretty. Keep well away!

    Sean - since Cleats absence you have (and i'll hand it to you) become the Queen of BB.
    :oops: :D

    I have a plan to get cleat back :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,744
    seanoconn wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Quote from: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/se ... th/jelqing

    Q: The $1 million question...benefit." "

    If you want...worth it.

    Which roughly translated means...blah blah blah, yawn yawn...

    PS. I've seen what he keeps in his shed and it's not pretty. Keep well away!

    Sean - since Cleats absence you have (and i'll hand it to you) become the Queen of BB.
    :oops: :D

    I have a plan to get cleat back :wink:

    Spill the beans, woss the plan? Does it invlove a munter on a fishing line? A Claire Balding kidnap lure? The 'Get tickets to watch the demolition of Stoke here booking office'?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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