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Ordinary

Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited August 2013 in The bottom bracket
Ok this thread isnt brilliant, it's not meant to be, it's meant to be plain, boring, ordinary

My contribution - tarmac, thats pretty ordinary.
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    Youngs ordinary
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • gethincerigethinceri Posts: 1,185
    Extra
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
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    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    + I - / X


    obscure reference, heraldic ordinaries
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    MattC59 wrote:
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    Brilliant!

    oops :oops:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
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  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    f06d01369e248b3f665d6053752da36f.jpg
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Moribund. Like Richard the mod's sense of humour.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Yossie wrote:
    Moribund. Like Richard the mod's sense of humour.

    You could well be right ...

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12934639

    However, in the interests of fairness, you might also be wrong about his sense of humour :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    arran77 wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    Moribund. Like Richard the mod's sense of humour.

    You could well be right ...

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12934639

    However, in the interests of fairness, you might also be wrong about his sense of humour :wink:

    Legendary !!
    A thread about locking/deleting threads for no apparent reason, has been locked for no apparent reason.



    Perhaps the humour here has been missed by us all ?
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    I think it may actually be comic genius. Or not. Who knows? I've got a suspected fractured spine and am off my face on pain killers, morphine and red wine while sitting in the sun.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    MattC59 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    Moribund. Like Richard the mod's sense of humour.

    You could well be right ...

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12934639

    However, in the interests of fairness, you might also be wrong about his sense of humour :wink:

    Legendary !!
    A thread about locking/deleting threads for no apparent reason, has been locked for no apparent reason.



    Perhaps the humour here has been missed by us all ?

    It's obviously humour for a higher level of being that has been lost on a mere forum mortal such as myself
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Yossie wrote:
    I and am off my face on pain killers, morphine and red wine while sitting in the sun.

    So you would fit in well round here then :roll:

    PS I am extracting the urine from the ex pats here and not about your suspected injury, which must be fornicationly painful in case any one thinks I am a heartless fatherless person, hope you will be fighting fit soon.

    PPS not using swear words is really difficult, now going offline for a tourettes moment :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    I and am off my face on pain killers, morphine and red wine while sitting in the sun.

    So you would fit in well round here then :roll:

    PS I am extracting the urine from the ex pats here and not about your suspected injury, which must be fornicationly painful in case any one thinks I am a heartless fatherless person, hope you will be fighting fit soon.

    PPS not using swear words is really difficult, now going offline for a tourettes moment :D

    Careful, someone will complain that you are picking on mallorcajeff, this is quite clearly a trolling post :P

    Where's Dicky :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,671
    Yossie wrote:
    I think it may actually be comic genius. Or not. Who knows? I've got a suspected fractured spine and am off my face on pain killers, morphine and red wine while sitting in the sun.

    C'mon, spill the beans - how did you manage that? Any gory pics? Have you got TDV running around you in a French maids outfit pouring sympathy all over you and you can't do anything about it? Can we have some pics of her, if you haven't got any of yourself?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,671
    Sorry, I went off topic there. I'll amend my mistake:

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Yossie wrote:
    I think it may actually be comic genius. Or not. Who knows? I've got a suspected fractured spine and am off my face on pain killers, morphine and red wine while sitting in the sun.

    C'mon, spill the beans - how did you manage that? Any gory pics? Have you got TDV running around you in a French maids outfit pouring sympathy all over you and you can't do anything about it? Can we have some pics of her, if you haven't got any of yourself?

    50kg pack plus webbing and shooter plus 15 mile patrol in stinking heat - stress fracture. Frickin' hurts. Did it on Sunday, couldn't feel most of my body on Monday but got on with life as pain is just weakness escaping the body, then went to see a mate who's a scab picker yesterday for a chat and he got all serious and moved 1/2 pint of blood out of the affected area. Straight to radiology. Am now on morphine and champagne as can't be bothered to go to the garage for more red.

    Should all be ok as it just a stress fracture. Back to work on Sunday am.

    I got home and told TDV what had happened so she got me to move some bookshelves and a double bed. I'll try and pap some piccies when she's asleep tonight but last time I did that she caught me and kicked me in the gooch so hard I sand like a castrato for a week.

    Bets part was n1 child came up and was all sympathetic, n2 child came up and hit me with a hammer as he thought it was funny. Well, it was but it did take a couple of moments of deep breathing and looking at TDV's cleavage to smile again.
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    team47b wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    I and am off my face on pain killers, morphine and red wine while sitting in the sun.

    So you would fit in well round here then :roll:

    PS I am extracting the urine from the ex pats here and not about your suspected injury, which must be fornicationly painful in case any one thinks I am a heartless fatherless person, hope you will be fighting fit soon.

    PPS not using swear words is really difficult, now going offline for a tourettes moment :D

    Thank you - sympathy accepted gratefully. As a secondary sympathetic manner, can you post some piccies of Nina from Nina and the Neurons' norks? If you have to photoshop some I really don't mind.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,671
    Its done

    nina_slide_main.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GuanajuatoGuanajuato Posts: 399
    Penny Farthings.
  • NavrigNavrig Posts: 1,352
    Given that the Edinburgh Festival is upon us it is time for some culcha:
    The Ordinary Women
    Then from their poverty they rose,
    From dry catarrhs, and to guitars
    They flitted
    Through the palace walls.

    They flung monotony behind,
    Turned from their want, and, nonchalant,
    They crowded
    The nocturnal halls.

    The lacquered loges huddled there
    Mumbled zay-zay and a-zay, a-zay.
    The moonlight fubbed the girandoles.

    And the cold dresses that they wore,
    In the vapid haze of the window-bays,
    Were tranquil
    As they leaned and looked

    From the window-sills at the alphabets,
    At beta b and gamma g,
    To study
    The canting curlicues

    Of heaven and of the heavenly script.
    And there they read of marriage-bed.
    Ti-lill-o!
    And they read right long.

    The gaunt guitarists on the strings
    Rumbled a-day and a-day, a-day.
    The moonlight
    Rose on the beachy floors.

    How explicit the coiffures became,
    The diamond point, the sapphire point,
    The sequins
    Of the civil fans!

    Insinuations of desire,
    Puissant speech, alike in each,
    Cried quittance
    To the wickless halls.

    Then from their poverty they rose,
    From dry guitars, and to catarrhs
    They flitted
    Through the palace walls.
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Its done

    nina_slide_main.jpg


    You da best - ta muchly.
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Navrig wrote:
    Given that the Edinburgh Festival is upon us it is time for some culcha:
    The Ordinary Women
    Then from their poverty they rose,
    From dry catarrhs, and to guitars
    They flitted
    Through the palace walls.

    They flung monotony behind,
    Turned from their want, and, nonchalant,
    They crowded
    The nocturnal halls.

    The lacquered loges huddled there
    Mumbled zay-zay and a-zay, a-zay.
    The moonlight fubbed the girandoles.

    And the cold dresses that they wore,
    In the vapid haze of the window-bays,
    Were tranquil
    As they leaned and looked

    From the window-sills at the alphabets,
    At beta b and gamma g,
    To study
    The canting curlicues

    Of heaven and of the heavenly script.
    And there they read of marriage-bed.
    Ti-lill-o!
    And they read right long.

    The gaunt guitarists on the strings
    Rumbled a-day and a-day, a-day.
    The moonlight
    Rose on the beachy floors.

    How explicit the coiffures became,
    The diamond point, the sapphire point,
    The sequins
    Of the civil fans!

    Insinuations of desire,
    Puissant speech, alike in each,
    Cried quittance
    To the wickless halls.

    Then from their poverty they rose,
    From dry guitars, and to catarrhs
    They flitted
    Through the palace walls.


    What a load of tosh. Any more Nina?
  • NavrigNavrig Posts: 1,352
    Yossie wrote:
    Navrig wrote:
    Given that the Edinburgh Festival is upon us it is time for some culcha:
    The Ordinary Women
    Then from their poverty they rose,
    From dry catarrhs, and to guitars
    They flitted
    Through the palace walls.

    They flung monotony behind,
    Turned from their want, and, nonchalant,
    They crowded
    The nocturnal halls.

    The lacquered loges huddled there
    Mumbled zay-zay and a-zay, a-zay.
    The moonlight fubbed the girandoles.

    And the cold dresses that they wore,
    In the vapid haze of the window-bays,
    Were tranquil
    As they leaned and looked

    From the window-sills at the alphabets,
    At beta b and gamma g,
    To study
    The canting curlicues

    Of heaven and of the heavenly script.
    And there they read of marriage-bed.
    Ti-lill-o!
    And they read right long.

    The gaunt guitarists on the strings
    Rumbled a-day and a-day, a-day.
    The moonlight
    Rose on the beachy floors.

    How explicit the coiffures became,
    The diamond point, the sapphire point,
    The sequins
    Of the civil fans!

    Insinuations of desire,
    Puissant speech, alike in each,
    Cried quittance
    To the wickless halls.

    Then from their poverty they rose,
    From dry guitars, and to catarrhs
    They flitted
    Through the palace walls.


    What a load of tosh. Any more Nina?


    You got that wrong. It's a load of Ordinary. Just what the thread asked for. Tch!!
  • MettanMettan Posts: 2,103
    Considering its BB, I'm gonna have to break the rules - everyone's played guitar in their bedroom - this guy just does it a little better :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATub40Npxik

    Shivers down the spine.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,671
    Mettan wrote:
    Considering its BB, I'm gonna have to break the rules - everyone's played guitar in their bedroom - this guy just does it a little better :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATub40Npxik

    Shivers down the spine.

    ^^^Absolute twaddle, absolutely shyte. What a f*cking racket. He's fat too.

    Much better, but if you like ^ then don't click here
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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