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  • TheCoo'sTail
    TheCoo'sTail Posts: 113
    Avatar - 7/10 Ding Dong!

    Signature - 4/10 sums up my favourite club.
    At the erse end o' a coo!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,524
    Avatar - 5/10. Amusing but it reminds me of my wife
    Sig - 3/10 Speak English please :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Avatar 4/10 - just a bloke innit.
    Signature 10/10 - George Best innit.
    Ben

    Bikes: Donhou DSS4 Custom | Condor Italia RC | Gios Megalite | Dolan Preffisio | Giant Bowery '76
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ben_h_ppcc/
    Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/143173475@N05/
  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    1/10 for the avatar, its got wheels at least.
    0/10 for the sig, its DUCT tape, and your pat little phrase is Kirstie Allsop twee.
    :P
    Twee? Yeah I'll give you that.

    DUCT tape? Nope. Duck Tape is the original name for it (back to WWII) but it fell out of use as a generic in later years. It then resurfaced in the 70s as a new company name. Duck Tape is now the biggest selling duct tape on the market.
    You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
    If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Daz555 wrote:
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    1/10 for the avatar, its got wheels at least.
    0/10 for the sig, its DUCT tape, and your pat little phrase is Kirstie Allsop twee.
    :P
    Twee? Yeah I'll give you that.

    DUCT tape? Nope. Duck Tape is the original name for it (back to WWII) but it fell out of use as a generic in later years. It then resurfaced in the 70s as a new company name. Duck Tape is now the biggest selling duct tape on the market.

    You is quackers. Im in the wrong, I won't duck out of that one. What a stupid name for tape though. :wink:
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • smidsy
    smidsy Posts: 5,273
    Avatar - Yuk, why do they put pickles and stuff in burgers anyway?

    Sig - never heard of it so don't understand it.
    Yellow is the new Black.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,524
    big p wrote:
    Avatar, 5/10.........are you implying you ride like a machine ?
    Sig, 3/10.............. football's just not for me....... sorry.
    Well it is above albeit a bit further up, but what the hell I'm rating Big P.

    Avatar - 6/10. Looks quite good, but are you implying that you have a 'Big P' or that you are a 'Big P' :wink: ?
    Sig - 0/10
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • declan1
    declan1 Posts: 2,470
    Avatar - 5/10....... I know it's a lookalike :)

    Sig - 8/10

    Road - Dolan Preffisio
    MTB - On-One Inbred

    I have no idea what's going on here.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Avatar 7/10 - quite cool if its you, bit random / creepy if its not :wink:

    Sig 5/10 - nice bikes but photography website link doesn't seem to work on an iPad!
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • declan1
    declan1 Posts: 2,470
    Cheers - it is me ;)

    Avatar 6/10 - quite cool if it's you, but a bit creepy if it's not :P

    Sig 9/10 - :D

    Road - Dolan Preffisio
    MTB - On-One Inbred

    I have no idea what's going on here.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    declan1 wrote:
    Cheers - it is me ;)

    Avatar 6/10 - quite cool if it's you, but a bit creepy if it's not :P

    Sig 9/10 - :D

    That's alright then!

    Avatar is not me, I'm not so good looking :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • prb007
    prb007 Posts: 703
    8 out of ten for both.
    Been called a Del-Boy once or twice, myself :wink:
    Heard lots of Churchill quotes, but that's a good 'un.
    What was the Lady Astor one?
    I may be drunk, Lady Astor, but you are ugly...in the morning
    I shall be sober...you...will STILL be ugly!
    If Wales was flattened out, it'd be bigger than England!
    Planet X Ti Sportive for Sportives & tours
    Orange Alpine 160 for Afan,Alps & dodging trees
    Singlespeed Planet X Kaffenback for dodging potholes
    An On-One Inbred for hard-tail shenanigans...
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    7/10 for the avatar, 9/10 for the sig, very amusing, even to an Englishman!

    I've heard that other Churchill quote before, it's very true :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    5/10 for the avatar - I like Only fools and horses.
    5/10 for Churchill - It's a bit long winded. I prefer, "If you are going through hell, keep going"

    Steve
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,413
    5/10 for avatar. Like the colour scheme

    8/10 for sig. I like it! :D Shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    seanoconn wrote:
    5/10 for avatar. Like the colour scheme

    Thanks. It's the road sign in the middle of Valkenburg pointing up the famous Dutch col....
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • drlodge
    drlodge Posts: 4,826
    pottssteve:
    5/10 for Avitar, I have no idea what or where "Cauberg" is or its relevance, but it is different/original.

    8/10 for sig, nice try, just that "Legs" doesn't begin with H.
    WyndyMilla Massive Attack | Rourke 953 | Condor Italia 531 Pro | Boardman CX Pro | DT Swiss RR440 Tubeless Wheels
    Find me on Strava
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    drlodge,

    9/10 for the avatar - you are in the zone!
    0/10 for the sig - I don't like "find me on strava"

    The Cauberg is the most famous cycling hill in the Netherlands.

    "Lungs" doesn't begin with H either, but thanks for the Hi-score!

    Steve
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • symo
    symo Posts: 1,743
    Avatar 4 I get it but.
    Sig 7 I think you are being quite abstract without realising it
    +++++++++++++++++++++
    we are the proud, the few, Descendents.

    Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    symo,

    I guess the avatar is a game character - scary 5/10
    and the sig. is a gaming thing? 5/10 (descendants of whom?)

    my old sig. was

    Work to live,
    Live to ride,
    Ride to work...

    Steve
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Steve, a parking lot? Somewhere you put a stationary car? What has that got to do with anything?

    As for your signature, it might aswell be an inventory list for a mortuary, post-mortem.
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    edited July 2013
    9/10 for avatar. You have always been modest. :lol:
    As for sig. If you deliver, I'll have a chicken chow mein.


    Edit..Don't know what happened here. Was commenting on Seanoconn, several posts above :?
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    9/10 for the pic, a bounder whom none shall surpass.
    8/10 for the sig, reminds me of school (leaving at 16).
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    Good pic - 8

    No idea what the sig's all about, so a measley 4
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Avatar 6/10 Looks very smug and could do with losing weight.
    Sig. 7/10 Wise words indeed. Wish I could. :(
  • secretsqizz
    secretsqizz Posts: 424
    Avatar and sig 8/10
    It is how a cyclist should aspire to look and what to say.
    My pen won't write on the screen
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,355
    Avatar - 2/10 'cos its very very spooky, looks like one of the locals.
    Sig - 10/10 'cos its obviously deeply metaphorical or prophetic and way over my head
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Cheshire Cat
    Cheshire Cat Posts: 309
    Avatar - To small to make out what it is 3/10
    Sig - Too true 8/10
    “Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.” Hunter S Thompson
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Avatar 8/10 After all, pussy is pussy.
    Sig. 5/10 Fear of death helps keep us alive.
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    wtf, this thread needs cleat to sort it out. or soni. god rest his soul.

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