Job Opportunity

Cleat Eastwood

I need someone to come and work at my Blue Ball Factory

Ballysmate is your union rep, Pinarello001 is plant manager and seanoconn is teaboy. I'm looking for someone who can make my machine stop saying 'NO'

Any queries please email Yellow Peril at HR

team47b

2,147b lue balls, I was up for it until I read the word 'work'

pinno

I thought after staring hypnotically at the screen for a while "this is the inner workings of my head". How did they manage to do that? I blame GCHQ.

team47b

you wish R, it's way too orderly

seanoconn

Milk 2 sugars? Do I have to warm the tea pot first?

Blue balls are murder. That's why I had to cut down on the sexting.

ballysmate

As you would expect, I take my duties very seriously. I have therefore been studying online training videos to get a better idea of what is required of me.
I give you, Fred Kite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9OAvqyjn0

Cleat Eastwood

Ballysmate wrote:

As you would expect, I take my duties very seriously. I have therefore been studying online training videos to get a better idea of what is required of me.
I give you, Fred Kite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9OAvqyjn0

Haha excellent - 'incompetence doesnt justify dismissal...that is victimisation'


I'm off to order some cloth caps