Job Opportunity

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited June 2013 in The bottom bracket
I need someone to come and work at my Blue Ball Factory :lol:

Ballysmate is your union rep, Pinarello001 is plant manager and seanoconn is teaboy. I'm looking for someone who can make my machine stop saying 'NO' :D

Any queries please email Yellow Peril at HR :mrgreen:
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

Comments

  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    2,147b lue balls, I was up for it until I read the word 'work' :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,330
    I thought after staring hypnotically at the screen for a while "this is the inner workings of my head". How did they manage to do that? I blame GCHQ.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    you wish R, it's way too orderly :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    Milk 2 sugars? Do I have to warm the tea pot first?

    Blue balls are murder. That's why I had to cut down on the sexting.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    As you would expect, I take my duties very seriously. I have therefore been studying online training videos to get a better idea of what is required of me.
    I give you, Fred Kite

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9OAvqyjn0
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As you would expect, I take my duties very seriously. I have therefore been studying online training videos to get a better idea of what is required of me.
    I give you, Fred Kite

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9OAvqyjn0

    Haha excellent - 'incompetence doesnt justify dismissal...that is victimisation'


    I'm off to order some cloth caps :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.