what's the correct tool to adjust a nasty saatchi with?

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  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Pross wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    I think a blunderbuss would have the desired effect both in a painful and comedic way.

    Anyone got any piccies of Nigella's norks while we're here?

    This do you tumblr_l4u652F3tF1qculn1o1_500.jpg

    Good work that man - chapeau.

    Anyone else for any more?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Yossie wrote:
    Good work that man - chapeau.

    Anyone else for any more?
    nigella_lawson_1.jpg

    Using Google isn't hard. Try playing yourself. :wink:
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  • Hoopdriver
    Hoopdriver Posts: 2,023
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    Hoopdriver wrote:
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    I have to admit to choosing ice axe for this particular poll purely because of the irony of a wife beating capitalist meeting the same end as Trotsky.
    Actually he got it with an ice PICK

    sigh...yes that's correct...the pick being the long pointy part of an ice AXE....
    Er... no. An ice PICK is entirely different than an ice AXE. An ice pick is a small tool, not unlike a screwdriver in shape, with a sharp point. It is - or was - used for breaking apart chunks of ice in the pre-refrigerator days. Because of its small size, it was a popular weapon for assassination and mob hits back in the 1930s and 40. It was a pretty simple, and bloodless, matter to give a guy the pointy end just below the occipital bulge and then saunter away.

    THis is altogether different scenario than wandering around the streets with a bloody great ice axe in your hand.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    Ice pick - Sharon Stone
    Ice axe - Edmund Hilary

    Ta da.
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  • Hoopdriver
    Hoopdriver Posts: 2,023
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ice pick - Sharon Stone
    Ice axe - Edmund Hilary

    Ta da.
    Well put.
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    ice pick...

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  • DrKJM
    DrKJM Posts: 271
    I quite like the idea of a 'my ice axe thread'. I'd have to dig mine out of the back of the wardrobe. Sadly un(der)used nowadays.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    There is an episode of ''Nigella can't cook but let's give her a cookery show anyway'' where she uses an ice pick. Wastes it on some ice.
  • katiebob
    katiebob Posts: 208
    Surely you don't need a tool to adjust a Saatchi...

    The Saatchi is the tool... :wink:

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