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She's the head of maths!

Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited June 2013 in The bottom bracket
At a local gig last night this very nice young lady for some reason demonstrated her ability to "shake her censored " like a booty queen.

Very nice it was too. Then as if to impress even more her friend informed me she was the head of maths at the local school. (the implication being she's not just a pretty face/censored ) :D

I showing my age, very good fella, but my head of maths flew Lancasters and dropped bombs on Berlin.
Tail end Charlie

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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Frank the tank wrote:
    At a local gig last night this very nice young lady for some reason demonstrated her ability to "shake her censored " like a booty queen.

    Very nice it was too. Then as if to impress even more her friend informed me she was the head of maths at the local school. (the implication being she's not just a pretty face/censored ) :D

    I showing my age, very good fella, but my head of maths flew Lancasters and dropped bombs on Berlin.

    That would be an interesting lesson for you or was it a school trip?
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    At a local gig last night this very nice young lady for some reason demonstrated her ability to "shake her censored " like a booty queen.

    Very nice it was too. Then as if to impress even more her friend informed me she was the head of maths at the local school. (the implication being she's not just a pretty face/censored ) :D

    I showing my age, very good fella, but my head of maths flew Lancasters and dropped bombs on Berlin.

    That would be an interesting lesson for you or was it a school trip?
    It was a ploy to try and get him talking about his time in the RAF, it was very interesting but the downside was we all ended up with a shedfull of homework. :roll:

    He was a brilliant teacher though.
    Tail end Charlie

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  • RDWRDW Posts: 1,900
    What is it with these maths teachers?:

    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthrea ... did=258272
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -high.html
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,172
    Frank the tank wrote:
    At a local gig last night this very nice young lady for some reason demonstrated her ability to "shake her censored " like a booty queen.

    Very nice it was too. Then as if to impress even more her friend informed me she was the head of maths at the local school. (the implication being she's not just a pretty face/censored ) :D

    I showing my age, very good fella, but my head of maths flew Lancasters and dropped bombs on Berlin.

    No good without pics - Another 'Royaume-Uni - nil point' thread.
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  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Maybe her mate said 'She gives head to meffs' :lol::lol::lol:

    Well I thought it was funny.
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  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,152
    Frank the tank wrote:
    At a local gig last night this very nice young lady for some reason demonstrated her ability to "shake her censored " like a booty queen.

    Very nice it was too. Then as if to impress even more her friend informed me she was the head of maths at the local school. (the implication being she's not just a pretty face/censored ) :D

    I showing my age, very good fella, but my head of maths flew Lancasters and dropped bombs on Berlin.


    ....thats nothing - you want to have seen what my Head of German did!
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • Yellow PerilYellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    FishFish wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    At a local gig last night this very nice young lady for some reason demonstrated her ability to "shake her censored " like a booty queen.

    Very nice it was too. Then as if to impress even more her friend informed me she was the head of maths at the local school. (the implication being she's not just a pretty face/censored ) :D

    I showing my age, very good fella, but my head of maths flew Lancasters and dropped bombs on Berlin.


    ....thats nothing - you want to have seen what my Head of German did!

    Funny you should say that. My German teacher flew Junkers 88 bombers during the war. His English was smattered with strange metaphors such as..."getting work out of you is like trying to get a worm out of a mousehole"
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  • DeegsDeegs Posts: 74
    My head of German was also a PE teacher, dressed in her gear most of the time as I recall, and had big tits.

    sigh
  • tim_wandtim_wand Posts: 2,552
    My Physics teacher was a Spitfire ace. the easiest bloke to side track in the World but also one of the most interesting.

    He used to get a Bunsen burner out and make glass models of Fighter aircraft with the glass rods you used for stiring chemistry beakers and the like.

    God rest ya Spitfire Dawson, best teacher I ever had, The day I got to teach Physics (As cover) at the School Sir Isaac Newton attended (Kings Grantham), I rode out to RAF Coningsby as he was much in my thoughts that day.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Yeah, where's th pictorial evidence of this numerical phonemena...


    :shock:
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