What causes your crashes

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  • stuart_c-2
    stuart_c-2 Posts: 805
    2 old people shagging in the middle of the trail. Happened this evening!
    "I ride to eat"
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    I've also came across that. He was mad, his wife said that was his job to do not mine.
  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    matthew h wrote:
    limes

    With string?
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Weed


    you know, when it gets tangled up in your wheels
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Stuart_C wrote:
    2 old people shagging in the middle of the trail. Happened this evening!
    On a similar note, I've crashed because I was distracted by an almost entirely naked young woman in the woods, she screamed and got up, and so did the bloke she was riding.

    I've also disturbed a pornography shoot whilst out walking and taking pictures before (take that sentence any way you want)
    My photos
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    (take that sentence any way you want)

    I'll sentence you in a minute.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    Divine intervention
    Closet jockey wheel pimp whore.
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Walkers
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    BMW 330D drivers
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    BMW 330D drivers

    Estates?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    welshkev wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    BMW 330D drivers

    Estates?
    Exactly, pesky things, Apparently its the "Torque" that causes the crashes.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • mystery h
    mystery h Posts: 154
    bacon
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    not staying high for eva

    things getting in my way

    forgetting what I'm supposed to be doing (also see below as it's related)

    daydreaming at speed
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Learnin' to fly, when I ain't got wings.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp

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