TV quotes of the week

pinno

Corrie on Friday (I think it was), Roys Mum after he hammered on the bedroom door - "...I thought it was the drugs squad..." Sheer magic.

VTech

I have to say that made me chuckle

Cleat Eastwood

My favourite was "And now on BBC1"....ah you had to be there :roll:

CiB

Best TV quote I've had was £99 for a f-off massive plasma HD set, that may or may not have fallen off the back of a lorry. I declined the opportunity.

cornerblock

My favourite comes from David Beckham while being interviewed by Gary Neville. Asked when he knew it was time to retire he replied, "I always secretly said to myself I want to go out at the top". You do have to admire someone that can tell themselves a secret and manage to keep it.

team47b

Quote from a TV:

"I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life."
Eddie Izzard.

graham.

I'm not a "Footy" fan so I can't remember the names.
A manager was doing that post match, side of the pitch interview thing they do (His team had been trounced.)
When asked "In what area of the game do you think you were weakest?" Mr Manager replied "That big green area!" (points to pitch).