UK Cycling Expert
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It's definitely Sean Kelly.0
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saganstolemyicecream wrote:It's definitely Sean Kelly.
Is there an express use of the terms "bonification" and "classment" in the tweets?0 -
Seems like the right thread to post: 'nother Richard Moore retweet has drawn attention to another potentially fun parody account, which will be a challenge to get past the filters here, let's try @FcukingWiggins - assume you know which letters to move round.
Profane and pretty funny on first perusal - worth a cheeky follow, innit?
Example from RM retweet:
"Hope Cav enjoyed my lead out from 2.8km
You're fcuking welcome"@shraap | My Men 2016: G, Yogi, Cav, Boonen, Degenkolb, Martin, J-Rod, Kudus, Chaves0 -
@ukcyclingexpert: Usually at this point in the Giro the organisers invite the Italian police to the team hotels to meet the riders. It's a Giro tradition!
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For me, he/she is tweeting far too often and what could could be funny is just clogging up my timeline. Less is more etc etc0
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Talking of @FcukingWiggins - here is his latest offering
@FcukingWiggins: Today's stage. It has the profile of the sound wave a make when people ask me about Froome. *snore*
and the Bio: Don't fcuking start with me you anonymous cnuts. Childish, but I love it. 0 -
In my head, I like to believe that @FckuingWiggins is being posted by Froome, and the (less active, less funny) @FckukingFroome account is Wiggins, and neither of them realises is. I just love the idea of them both simultaneously sitting in their hotel rooms, tweeting and giggling to themselves, "Ha, if only he knew!"@shraap | My Men 2016: G, Yogi, Cav, Boonen, Degenkolb, Martin, J-Rod, Kudus, Chaves0
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I reckon ukcyclingexpert is Inner Ring as I noticed in my timeline yesterday a lot of the cycling expert tweets were Partridge style versions of Inner Ring unless they are just taking inspiration from genuine cycling tweets.0
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It's just inspiration. They also use the TeamSky tweets in a similar way (and no doubt others I don't follow)Pross wrote:I reckon ukcyclingexpert is Inner Ring as I noticed in my timeline yesterday a lot of the cycling expert tweets were Partridge style versions of Inner Ring unless they are just taking inspiration from genuine cycling tweets.Twitter: @RichN950 -
Its Brit cycling journos for sure. My money's on a Moore-Friebe double act.0
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Ghosted by a good comedy writer with a very high hit-rate. Yesterday was outstanding. Given the short shelf-life, evanescence is better than rationing 'the good stuff', then disappear until the tour. I suspect they have a rich seam to mine when the Sky Train hits the high mountains....a rare 100% loyal Pro Race poster. A poster boy for the community.0
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UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 12m
Could be worse. Spare a thought for the Aussies! Jack Bobridge is last on GC (Giro Contest), 1hr 24 behind already. Bodes well for Rio
LOL“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Thanks for that. Almost a "tea all over the keyboard" moment 0
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UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 1m
Apparently Sir Bradley is working on his fear of water today with his swimming teacher, Nick Kerrison, at the Team Sky hotel pool #giro“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
This one was great
UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert
Cycling might not be as big in Belgium as it is in the UK, but surely everyone knows that Sir Bradley is the greatest cyclist of all time!
Some funny ones occasionally but tweets too freaking much.0 -
I'm really looking forward to "the race to free the dolphins" 0
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RonB wrote:
Long Island Iced Tea?
Anyway, UK cycling expert is funny but much better was a couple of days ago when a BR forumite teased Paralympian @TTworldchampion about shaving his legs and wearing compression hosiery, and got the response:I don't shave my legs. Carbon, innit?I have a policy of only posting comment on the internet under my real name. This is to moderate my natural instinct to flame your fatuous, ill-informed, irrational, credulous, bigoted, semi-literate opinions to carbon, you knuckle-dragging f***wits.0 -
......“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 9h
Trivia! Sean Sutton rode the 1987 Tour de France for a team sponsored by the African National Congress and Halfords! An unlikely coalition!!
Rob Hardy @RobHardyFR8 9h
@ukcyclingexpert ANC was a parcel company or am I missing the joke!?
Austin B @ajb1072 9h
@ukcyclingexpert Winnie Mandela was the DS that year too
Iain Keys @IainKeys 8h
@ukcyclingexpert Sean Yates surely?
Hart's Cyclery @harts_cyclery 8h
@ukcyclingexpert unless there is some joke then it was the old parcel company!
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Some people are taking it seriously0 -
Allez Mark wrote:UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 9h
Trivia! Sean Sutton rode the 1987 Tour de France for a team sponsored by the African National Congress and Halfords! An unlikely coalition!!
Rob Hardy @RobHardyFR8 9h
@ukcyclingexpert ANC was a parcel company or am I missing the joke!?
Austin B @ajb1072 9h
@ukcyclingexpert Winnie Mandela was the DS that year too
Iain Keys @IainKeys 8h
@ukcyclingexpert Sean Yates surely?
Hart's Cyclery @harts_cyclery 8h
@ukcyclingexpert unless there is some joke then it was the old parcel company!
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Some people are taking it seriously
I despair! That could be something to do with Millar recommending people follow ukcyclingexpert and possibly not realising it's satirical!0 -
UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 1h
Giro Jury rules Sir Bradley CANNOT take 2nd rest day today. Would they say no to Vincent Nibali? No rest days for him at Tour of Britain!!“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Pross wrote:Allez Mark wrote:UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 9h
Trivia! Sean Sutton rode the 1987 Tour de France for a team sponsored by the African National Congress and Halfords! An unlikely coalition!!
Rob Hardy @RobHardyFR8 9h
@ukcyclingexpert ANC was a parcel company or am I missing the joke!?
Austin B @ajb1072 9h
@ukcyclingexpert Winnie Mandela was the DS that year too
Iain Keys @IainKeys 8h
@ukcyclingexpert Sean Yates surely?
Hart's Cyclery @harts_cyclery 8h
@ukcyclingexpert unless there is some joke then it was the old parcel company!
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Some people are taking it seriously
I despair! That could be something to do with Millar recommending people follow ukcyclingexpert and possibly not realising it's satirical!
No, no.. That's just twitter for you..0 -
UK Cycling Expert UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 19m
Would be naive to think doping didn't use to exist, but it was surely eradicated with the arrival of Team Sky & the doping passport!
UK Cycling Expert UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 18m
The cyclists now have to get their passport stamped by customs on the way to every race. This proves they're not doping!
UK Cycling Expert @ukcyclingexpert 13m
They also have to text their 'whereabouts' to an office in Switzerland. If they say they're near a chemist, that's immediately suspicious! “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
I was thinking Ned Boulting. He's a footie journo, who's been getting to grips with cycling for a while now.
Also, Nibali will be aware there are NO OFFICIAL FEEDING STATIONS on the course. There are, though, two petrol stations and a newsagent.
I love this one!0 -
16mm wrote:I was thinking Ned Boulting. He's a footie journo, who's been getting to grips with cycling for a while now.Also, Nibali will be aware there are NO OFFICIAL FEEDING STATIONS on the course. There are, though, two petrol stations and a newsagent.
I love this one!
Who's this Ned Boulting you speak of? 0
