Mollie King of "the Saturdays"

Frank the tank
Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited June 2013 in The bottom bracket
Reckons she can't get a boyfriend.

Worra loadabollocks.
Tail end Charlie

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  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Reckons she can't get a boyfriend.

    Worra loadabollocks.

    Stalk her on Twitter Frank, start her off gently and order some chloroform. Then buy a big van and then start your courtship. Putty in your hands, mate
    :wink:
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Who have you tried that out on mate? Sounds like your speaking from experience. :lol:

    I'd try the old fashioned just ask her out for a drink approach then when inevitable knock back happend just tell her I was only offering out of sympathy.
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  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Who have you tried that out on mate? Sounds like your speaking from experience. :lol:

    I'd try the old fashioned just ask her out for a drink approach then when inevitable knock back happend just tell her I was only offering out of sympathy.


    ...Its not you, it's me. :D
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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Who have you tried that out on mate? Sounds like your speaking from experience. :lol:

    I'd try the old fashioned just ask her out for a drink approach then when inevitable knock back happend just tell her I was only offering out of sympathy.

    Make her laugh Frank, you know it works :wink:
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 72,702
    Used to see her quite a lot coming out of Fulham Broadway.
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  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Used to see her quite a lot coming out of Fulham Broadway.

    Well you would do Rick - if that's where you stalk her. :wink:

    Maybe Frank can hatch a plan to be a galant hero and rescue her from Rick outside the Fulham Broadway - guaranteed to get him a key to her chastity belt :lol:
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,946
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Reckons she can't get a boyfriend.

    Worra loadabollocks.

    I don't know, I can understand that.

    It's quite an intimidating prospect for the 'average bloke' to be thrown into the spotlight, so if she doesn't fancy the usual footballer or someone in the entertainment industry she could be a bit stuck.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,410
    I imagine Molly to be quite a driven young lady and apart from her looks, talentless. Any potential boyfriend would need to have the right financial/celebrity credentials.
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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    Your first sentance is irrelevant. The second one is bang on the money - excuse the deliberate pun.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,410
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    Fortunately, I have the right financial/celebrity credentials :D
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,410
    lostboysaint wrote:
    Your first sentance is irrelevant. The second one is bang on the money - excuse the deliberate pun.
    Sentance??
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    She needn't bother phoning me - not as pretty as my summer bike and thats the yardstick.
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    pinarello001 wrote:
    She needn't bother phoning me - not as pretty as my summer bike and thats the yardstick.
    And you're more likely to get a leg over your summer bike.
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,946
    Frank the tank wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    She needn't bother phoning me - not as pretty as my summer bike and thats the yardstick.
    And you're more likely to get a leg over your summer bike.

    Sadly, I'M more likely to get my leg over his summer bike too.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • peat
    peat Posts: 1,242
    As a man who is really really good looking, i can only empathise.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Peat wrote:
    As a man who is really really good looking, i can only empathise.
    Why, are you struggling to get a boyfriend aswell? :lol:
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  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    I'd give her one. Don't tell my wife. Or anyone else.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Pffttt.. Average.
    If I had nowt better to do I might, but I wouldn't be taking her out in public anywhere.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Reckons she can't get a boyfriend.

    Worra loadabollocks.


    Got your gal at last eh Frank?
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    On the face of it he's a lucky fella, but you'd never see me in "clouts" that colour. :oops:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Frank the tank wrote:
    On the face of it he's a lucky fella, but you'd never see me in "clouts" that colour. :oops:

    That might just be what's holding you back! Go on, give it a go, it might be liberating :wink:
  • --Darren--
    --Darren-- Posts: 70
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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    On a slight tangent, that "rocker" hand thingy that Mollie is demonstrating above, what is it supposed to mean? :?

    No, really :oops:
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Pituophis I have no idea in UK but here that hand movement is aimed at men and is an insult along the lines of cuckold, ie the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.

    But could just mean - phone me - where you are! :D
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  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    Isn't it just a pisspoor attempt at the "Devil's Horn" thing?
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  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Wouldn't kick her out of bed for trumping
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  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 3,954
    I think Frank was confusing the phrases 'can't find a boyfriend' and 'can't find someone to stick a penis in me'. They aren't the same thing Frank :wink:
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    She is pretty but nothing mega that would set her above most out there.
    Having said that, I've always preferred jet black hair and a little more curves myself.
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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    VTech wrote:
    She is pretty but nothing mega that would set her above most out there.
    Having said that, I've always preferred jet black hair and a little more curves myself.

    You sound like a "Nigella" man. I have to say a dalliance with the former chancellor of the exchequer's daughter would be quite appealing.
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  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    VTech
    Glad to see you have lost a bit more weight, how's it going? Molly could help.

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