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Broken helmet

UnclejonnyUnclejonny Posts: 75
edited March 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

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  • rglinianyrgliniany Posts: 753
    Buy a new visor???? lay out a whoopin on the kids?

    want a hug? :roll:
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  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    This Thread is not worthy of The Crudcatcher
    It belongs in Commuting where wimps constantly whine
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    The only sensible solution: gun spree.

    Go postal 'till someone confesses.

    .....at least that's what my table lamp is telling me.
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,351
    call the police
  • A confession has been extracted (hanging kids by the ankle from an upstairs window, maybe frowned upon but works). Punishment, a week in the special child sized, soundproofed cupboard fits the crime.

    And yes I hug would be nice
  • EH_RobEH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    You're the one who lets the kids play with your helmet, maybe you're the problem.
  • cicatrizcicatriz Posts: 411
    EH_Rob wrote:
    You're the one who lets the kids play with your helmet, maybe you're the problem.

    Does Operation Yewtree need to be informed of this?
  • EH_RobEH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?
  • EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    tried some Sugru?
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  • smegg40smegg40 Posts: 75
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?


    Do you live in Savile Town ?
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    smegg40 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?


    Do you live in Savile Town ?

    Now then, now then
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar wrote:
    smegg40 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?


    Do you live in Savile Town ?

    Now then, now then


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