Broken helmet

Unclejonny
Unclejonny Posts: 75
edited March 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    Buy a new visor???? lay out a whoopin on the kids?

    want a hug? :roll:
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    This Thread is not worthy of The Crudcatcher
    It belongs in Commuting where wimps constantly whine
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    The only sensible solution: gun spree.

    Go postal 'till someone confesses.

    .....at least that's what my table lamp is telling me.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    call the police
  • Unclejonny
    Unclejonny Posts: 75
    A confession has been extracted (hanging kids by the ankle from an upstairs window, maybe frowned upon but works). Punishment, a week in the special child sized, soundproofed cupboard fits the crime.

    And yes I hug would be nice
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    You're the one who lets the kids play with your helmet, maybe you're the problem.
  • cicatriz
    cicatriz Posts: 411
    EH_Rob wrote:
    You're the one who lets the kids play with your helmet, maybe you're the problem.

    Does Operation Yewtree need to be informed of this?
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?
  • Unclejonny
    Unclejonny Posts: 75
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Unclejonny
    Unclejonny Posts: 75
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    tried some Sugru?
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  • smegg40
    smegg40 Posts: 75
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?


    Do you live in Savile Town ?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    smegg40 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?


    Do you live in Savile Town ?

    Now then, now then
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Unclejonny
    Unclejonny Posts: 75
    Gazlar wrote:
    smegg40 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Got it - you're David Lee Travis.

    Do I win a prize?


    Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?

    more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:

    Have you tried savlon?


    Do you live in Savile Town ?

    Now then, now then


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