Broken helmet
Unclejonny
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Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Buy a new visor???? lay out a whoopin on the kids?
want a hug? :roll:It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
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This Thread is not worthy of The Crudcatcher
It belongs in Commuting where wimps constantly whine0 -
The only sensible solution: gun spree.
Go postal 'till someone confesses.
.....at least that's what my table lamp is telling me.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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call the police0
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A confession has been extracted (hanging kids by the ankle from an upstairs window, maybe frowned upon but works). Punishment, a week in the special child sized, soundproofed cupboard fits the crime.
And yes I hug would be nice0 -
You're the one who lets the kids play with your helmet, maybe you're the problem.0
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Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?0 -
EH_Rob wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?
Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:0 -
Unclejonny wrote:EH_Rob wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?
Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?0 -
Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:EH_Rob wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?
Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?
more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:0 -
Unclejonny wrote:Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:EH_Rob wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?
Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?
more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:
Have you tried savlon?0 -
tried some Sugru?"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:EH_Rob wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?
Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?
more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:
Have you tried savlon?
Do you live in Savile Town ?0 -
smegg40 wrote:Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:EH_Rob wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?
Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?
more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:
Have you tried savlon?
Do you live in Savile Town ?
Now then, now then0 -
Gazlar wrote:smegg40 wrote:Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Gazlar wrote:Unclejonny wrote:EH_Rob wrote:Unclejonny wrote:Just walked into the downstairs karzie for a pee and found my bike helmet on the floor with the visor smashed, no one has owned up to this heinous crime, so it must be the fcuk up fairies again. As it couldn't or wouldn't be the kids :evil: :evil: :evil:
Got it - you're David Lee Travis.
Do I win a prize?
Or am I unclejimmy ?????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Depends, is your helmet a sminy purple bell?
more a red shiny one, now with a flappy front end :oops:
Have you tried savlon?
Do you live in Savile Town ?
Now then, now then
Guys and gals, guys and gals, can I fix it for you.......0
