The 'Things a woman should be able to do' Thread

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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    msmancunia wrote:
    I'm not letting that one go.

    Lid down AND seat down. Both genders. Ever seen how many bacteria can jump onto a toothbrush when you flush?

    Besides - it looks tidier.

    *folds loo roll into a point, hotel-bathroom-stylee*

    What? Are you typing on the loo? Have you any idea how many bacteria get onto the keys?
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    nicklouse wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I think some of the ladyfolk should post suggestions on the "things men should do" thread before I get myself into trouble over here.
    Thought of a thing women should do:
    Have a decent rear light on their bicycle so lecherous cape clad cyclists don't have an excuse to stalk them.

    You're obsessed you are. :shock:

    and as for the title:

    Understand that subtle hints do not work.

    No - I can't see anything "subtle" about following a girl half way across Derbyshire because "her lights were a bit dim" :)

    Perfectly accurate summary... except:
    It was Nottinghamshire / Leicestershire
    It was less than 2 miles
    They were completely flat.

    So nuh.

    With regards to the title: know when they're wrong, and stop arguing :P
    so you tailed her for TWO counties.

    You are a true Crudite.

    Oh and re the OP. see the things a man should be able to do.

    save me from having to do it. :P
    Eh? He is chopped celery, cucumber and carrot?
  • Applespider
    Applespider Posts: 506
    ...be able to act helpless enough that men feel useful :wink:

    I mean seriously... why would I want to have to get my hands mucky adjusting my brake pads when I can wander into an LBS, play the girlie card and one of the nice men will do it for me to be helpful :lol:

    My problem is that I'm rubbish at doing the helpless female bit generally... since I'm single, I generally just get on and do what needs doing...

    Every woman (perhaps everyone) should be able to cook a decent meal though; it astounds me how many can't.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,053
    The Fuggler wrote:
    Can't believe nobody has written a sentence that involves the phrase 'breathe through her ears'...
    ....and have teeth that retract when you pull her ears.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Applespider wrote:
    since I'm single, I generally just get on and do what needs doing...

    When you get married you pretty much have to do what needs doing anyway, you just need to wait until your wife leaves the house...
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    Get to the point
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    Realise that it's not all about them, and act according.

    And MTFU, they should do that too.
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Greg T wrote:
    Applespider wrote:
    since I'm single, I generally just get on and do what needs doing...

    When you get married you pretty much have to do what needs doing anyway, you just need to wait until your wife leaves the house...

    :?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    Give up
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • SteppenHerring
    SteppenHerring Posts: 720
    Stay away from men you are a**eholes. I'm looking at you Rihanna.

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