The 'Things a woman should be able to do' Thread

Anonymous

Well?

veronese68

Even I can see this is a trap.

msmancunia

Now this should be interesting....

Anonymous

In the interests of equality.

Green Brompton

Careful what you say boys, you'll only encounter the wrath of the millions of women that frequent this forum. Oh wait...

veronese68

I think some of the ladyfolk should post suggestions on the "things men should do" thread before I get myself into trouble over here.
Thought of a thing women should do:
Have a decent rear light on their bicycle so lecherous cape clad cyclists don't have an excuse to stalk them.

Anonymous

Read a ******* map

Kieran_Burns

Veronese68 wrote:

I think some of the ladyfolk should post suggestions on the "things men should do" thread before I get myself into trouble over here.
Thought of a thing women should do:
Have a decent rear light on their bicycle so lecherous cape clad cyclists don't have an excuse to stalk them.

You're obsessed you are. :shock:

and as for the title:

Understand that subtle hints do not work.

msmancunia

I think most of them in either list are pretty much the same. I can change a tyre, and put up shelves, and gut a fish. People should just learn to be a bit more capable.

I'm shamefully inadequate at fettling though. And long division.

msmancunia

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I think some of the ladyfolk should post suggestions on the "things men should do" thread before I get myself into trouble over here.
Thought of a thing women should do:
Have a decent rear light on their bicycle so lecherous cape clad cyclists don't have an excuse to stalk them.

You're obsessed you are. :shock:

and as for the title:

Understand that subtle hints do not work.

No - I can't see anything "subtle" about following a girl half way across Derbyshire because "her lights were a bit dim"

Green Brompton

I can put together flat pack furniture without too many problems

CiB

It'd be good if real women were able to do what the ladies in those gentlemen's special interest films available on the internet are able to do. Apparently. You did ask.


Understand offside inside the first half dozen explanations.

Park.

Understand that brakes are cheaper than gearboxes & clutches so maybe use the brakes for slowing down.

Not hold a ****ing grudge over some stupid argument for that long. Honestly, it was three weeks ago, I barely touched it and it wasn't really that valuable anyway.

Not try to discuss football / TdF tactics unless you're quite confident that what you're about to say doesn't sound totally ridiculous (M-i-L)

Grasp that being in the garage tinkering isn't hiding or avoiding doing the washing up, it's important.

Read my mind. That covers it all probably.

notsoblue

Make a nice victoria sponge.

bigmat

CiB wrote:

Read my mind.

That would be really, really bad...

veronese68

BigMat wrote:

CiB wrote:

Read my mind.

That would be really, really bad...

I think it's fairly obvious what I'm thinking when I'm talking to a pretty girl. I think my tongue dragging on the floor gives it away.

veronese68

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Have a decent rear light on their bicycle so lecherous cape clad cyclists don't have an excuse to stalk them.

You're jealous you are.

FTFY. Feltham and Hanworth are not good for lecherous old men, oh to work back in Richmond.

CiB

Veronese68 wrote:

BigMat wrote:

CiB wrote:

Read my mind.

That would be really, really bad...

I think it's fairly obvious what I'm thinking when I'm talking to a girl. I think my tongue dragging on the floor gives it away.

I've FTFYed that for you.

Kieran_Burns

msmancunia wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I think some of the ladyfolk should post suggestions on the "things men should do" thread before I get myself into trouble over here.
Thought of a thing women should do:
Have a decent rear light on their bicycle so lecherous cape clad cyclists don't have an excuse to stalk them.

You're obsessed you are. :shock:

and as for the title:

Understand that subtle hints do not work.

No - I can't see anything "subtle" about following a girl half way across Derbyshire because "her lights were a bit dim"

Perfectly accurate summary... except:
It was Nottinghamshire / Leicestershire
It was less than 2 miles
They were completely flat.

So nuh.

With regards to the title: know when they're wrong, and stop arguing :P

veronese68

CiB wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

BigMat wrote:

CiB wrote:

Read my mind.

That would be really, really bad...

I think it's fairly obvious what I'm thinking when I'm talking to a girl. I think my tongue dragging on the floor gives it away.

I've FTFYed that for you.

I was trying to imply that I have standards.

CiB

Oh.

meanredspider

Put the seat UP when they've finished!

Green Brompton

meanredspider wrote:

Put the seat UP when they've finished!

Hang on, you just said you stand on it... :shock:

msmancunia

I'm not letting that one go.

Lid down AND seat down. Both genders. Ever seen how many bacteria can jump onto a toothbrush when you flush?

Besides - it looks tidier.

*folds loo roll into a point, hotel-bathroom-stylee*

Kieran_Burns

msmancunia wrote:

I'm not letting that one go.

Lid down AND seat down. Both genders. Ever seen how many bacteria can jump onto a toothbrush when you flush?

Besides - it looks tidier.

*folds loo roll into a point, hotel-bathroom-stylee*

Do you know how many you breathe in when you sniff someone else's fart?

Green Brompton

Yes. LID down, please (it's there for a reason, and said mankind invented it )

the_fuggler

Can't believe nobody has written a sentence that involves the phrase 'breathe through her ears'...

Green Brompton

Learn to turn the computer off and then on again before calling IT?

Anonymous

Although the thread was started in jest, some things like mapreading- when from the passenger seat IS the womans job, in the same what that putting up shelves are a mans job.

When men are in the passenger seat they SHOULD be great at mapreading (and generally are, with exceptions) whereas women who CAN mapread are the exception.

nicklouse

Kieran_Burns wrote:

msmancunia wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I think some of the ladyfolk should post suggestions on the "things men should do" thread before I get myself into trouble over here.
Thought of a thing women should do:
Have a decent rear light on their bicycle so lecherous cape clad cyclists don't have an excuse to stalk them.

You're obsessed you are. :shock:

and as for the title:

Understand that subtle hints do not work.

No - I can't see anything "subtle" about following a girl half way across Derbyshire because "her lights were a bit dim"

Perfectly accurate summary... except:
It was Nottinghamshire / Leicestershire
It was less than 2 miles
They were completely flat.

So nuh.

With regards to the title: know when they're wrong, and stop arguing :P

so you tailed her for TWO counties.

You are a true Crudite.

Oh and re the OP. see the things a man should be able to do.

save me from having to do it. :P

DonDaddyD

Eat a banana in public without men staring thinking blow job.

tailwindhome

Get out of bed to show hubby how to change a tyre