Sweet Mother of God...
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StalkerSometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.0
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Now running with two very bright rear lights, one of which is the Cateye LD610 in full cylon mode. Those lights are properly bright!
Clearly she is taking no chances....
... of giving you any kind of pretext for tailing her home again
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I'm gonna be absolutely honest here. Either its the physical exertion, riding position or bad circulation on my part, but I can't get an erection when cycling (I find it hard to fart too) and so if I see a nice looking girl on a bike I can't really get THAT excited. It's like "oh that girl is attractive.... <long pause for blood to rush from brain and attraction instinct to kick in - nope doesn't happen>... I wonder if I can still beat the next light phase..."Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
That's because you don't ride a mountain bike.DonDaddyD wrote:I'm gonna be absolutely honest here. Either its the physical exertion, riding position or bad circulation on my part, but I can't get an erection when cycling (I find it hard to fart too) and so if I see a nice looking girl on a bike I can't really get THAT excited. It's like "oh that girl is attractive.... <long pause for blood to rush from brain and attraction instinct to kick in - nope doesn't happen>... I wonder if I can still beat the next light phase..."0 -
davis wrote:Stalker
I cycle the same way every time, at the same time :P
I'd agree if I was furnishing film footage to you lot of perves....Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:davis wrote:Stalker
I cycle the same way every time, at the same time :P
I'd agree if I was furnishing film footage to you lot of perves....
Aye, because keeping it in a locked room that has the walls plastered with stills of her is much less creepy
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UndercoverElephant wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:davis wrote:Stalker
I cycle the same way every time, at the same time :P
I'd agree if I was furnishing film footage to you lot of perves....
Aye, because keeping it in a locked room that has the walls plastered with stills of her is much less creepy
and you've not returned the key...
(being serious about this: I was genuinely pleased to see my advice to a fellow cyclist had worked)Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
MrSweary wrote:
Yes, and under point I of that list:If you have some creepy thing about tight Lycra, keep it to yourself, or look online for some like-minded weirdos to share it with instead.Shut up, knees!
Various Boardmans, a Focus, a Cannondale and an ancient Trek.0 -
wandsworth wrote:If you have some creepy thing about tight Lycra, keep it to yourself, or look online for some like-minded weirdos to share it with instead.
Lets be honest.. we all have something about tight lycra. Kinda goes with the territory. Is it creepy? Depends on whether you are following people down the road to satiate your urges. :shock:Kinesis Racelite 4s disc
Kona Paddy Wagon
Canyon Roadlite Al 7.0 - reborn as single speed!
Felt Z85 - mangled by taxi.0 -
I don't buy that women who do cycle in full naked lycra are that self-concious - note the guys wife who wore three layers of pants, briefs, and lycra. We all got a little bit of freak in us when we put on the skin tight lycra that leaves nothing to the imagination. Do the ladies look at my noodle when I walk into work, yes, and do I like it? Hell yes. What they don't do is make lewd comments or make it obvious that they are looking and objectifying me (I don't mind being objectified as long as I'm not directly and publicly being objectified) as that would make me uncomfortable.
Do the same for women. Look, admire, appreciate from afar but don't make it obvious.
The World still turn.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Do the ladies look at my noodle when I walk into work, yes, and do I like it? Hell yes. What they don't do is make lewd comments or make it obvious that they are looking and objectifying me (I don't mind being objectified as long as I'm not directly and publicly being objectified) as that would make me uncomfortable.
Word on the street is that the ladies can no longer see your noodle......Faster than a tent.......0 -
Nor can DDD.Rolf F wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Do the ladies look at my noodle when I walk into work, yes, and do I like it? Hell yes. What they don't do is make lewd comments or make it obvious that they are looking and objectifying me (I don't mind being objectified as long as I'm not directly and publicly being objectified) as that would make me uncomfortable.
Word on the street is that the ladies can no longer see your noodle......0 -
Must have meant she was stalking you then!Kieran_Burns wrote:davis wrote:Stalker
I cycle the same way every time, at the same time :P
As an aside I presume you didn't recognise her from her face?Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0 -
The Rookie wrote:
Must have meant she was stalking you then!Kieran_Burns wrote:davis wrote:Stalker
I cycle the same way every time, at the same time :P
As an aside I presume you didn't recognise her from her face?
The bike :oops:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
I'm often telling missus that it's ok to window shop...0
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DonDaddyD wrote:I don't buy that women who do cycle in full naked lycra are that self-concious - note the guys wife who wore three layers of pants, briefs, and lycra. We all got a little bit of freak in us when we put on the skin tight lycra that leaves nothing to the imagination. Do the ladies look at my noodle when I walk into work, yes, and do I like it? Hell yes. What they don't do is make lewd comments or make it obvious that they are looking and objectifying me (I don't mind being objectified as long as I'm not directly and publicly being objectified) as that would make me uncomfortable.
Do the same for women. Look, admire, appreciate from afar but don't make it obvious.
The World still turn.
I bloody hope they don't at my place of work! (Girls school). Although some have told me how embarrassing I am.0
