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nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
edited March 2013 in The Crudcatcher
the comuting section but

viewtopic.php?f=40012&t=12908757

if you dont want to go there here is the direct link

http://seattlebikeblog.com/2013/03/02/s ... -be-taxed/
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • njee20njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Doesn't work for me - website down or over zealous work firewall?

    Can someone synopsisise me?
  • Chunkers1980Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Moron.
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  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    njee20 wrote:
    Doesn't work for me - website down or over zealous work firewall?

    Can someone synopsisise me?

    20130303-125507.jpg
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • njee20njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Impressive.
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    njee20 wrote:
    Impressive.

    Almost geniues i'd say :0
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I think theres a point there, when I ride Igenerally have some kind of full english breakfast to help fuel me rather than the lighter option I eat on a non ride day. because of this the gasses that come out of me when I am riding smell like they could kill the surrounding flora and fauna.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    nah there good, the plants suck them up and turn it to fresh oxygen we all breath in!

    so no problems gaz :lol:
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    News Headline: State Law-maker in 'I'm a complete tool, and I'll say something that proves it' shocker.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    i can see his point.

    im assuming people who ride to work cant afford a car?
  • Would this tax be applied to anything that increases the heart rate? Such as a brisk walk, jogging, manual labour, masturbation and shagging?????
    I hope not as I’m quite found of a brisk walk
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Would this tax be applied to anything that increases the heart rate? Such as a brisk walk, jogging, manual labour, masturbation and shagging?????
    I hope not as I’m quite found of a brisk walk

    Or if you are a lady, the realization I'm behind you and smelling your neck......it might be fear, it might be excitement but either way their pulse will raise and their underwear will become wet
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Would this tax be applied to anything that increases the heart rate? Such as a brisk walk, jogging, manual labour, masturbation and shagging?????
    I hope not as I’m quite found of a brisk walk

    Or if you are a lady, the realization I'm behind you and smelling your neck......it might be fear, it might be excitement but either way their pulse will raise and their underwear will become wet
    thought you had given that up for Lent?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    nicklouse wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Unclejonny wrote:
    Would this tax be applied to anything that increases the heart rate? Such as a brisk walk, jogging, manual labour, masturbation and shagging?????
    I hope not as I’m quite found of a brisk walk

    Or if you are a lady, the realization I'm behind you and smelling your neck......it might be fear, it might be excitement but either way their pulse will raise and their underwear will become wet
    thought you had given that up for Lent?

    I thought I'd got proteges to carry on the mantle but it seems Waylander is making a half arrised job of it so I may have to come out of retirement.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I work stealthily with womenz. Missbint knows this too well ;)
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I work stealthily with womenz. Missbint knows this too well ;)

    By that you mean they can't feel it when it's in :)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    it's alot of effort stalking and mim by nature a lazy git, Sorry Gaz.

    I try stalking Miss CMC but what a faff.
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    I try stalking Miss CMC but what a faff.

    'Faff' - that's a euphemism, right?
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    Clank wrote:
    I try stalking Miss CMC but what a faff.

    'Faff' - that's a euphemism, right?

    if you want it to be.
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    Clank wrote:
    'Faff' - that's a euphemism, right?

    if you want it to be.

    Sweeeeet 8)
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
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