How to really upset the guys that work for you
Kieran_Burns
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Coming in to the office today, one of my team had done some major remedial work on a Domain we manage last night.
Before going for a shower, I stopped and had an impromptu team meeting where we all had a chat about how things had gone, what problems there were, if it all worked and any lessons learned.
After we'd finished the conversation I walked away saying "Right, I'm off to get wet and naked. See you in a bit."
The sound of retching, wailing and dry heaving was music to my ears.
Before going for a shower, I stopped and had an impromptu team meeting where we all had a chat about how things had gone, what problems there were, if it all worked and any lessons learned.
After we'd finished the conversation I walked away saying "Right, I'm off to get wet and naked. See you in a bit."
The sound of retching, wailing and dry heaving was music to my ears.
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2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Coming in to the office today, one of my team had done some major remedial work on a Domain we manage last night.
Before going for a shower, I stopped and had an impromptu team meeting where we all had a chat about how things had gone, what problems there were, if it all worked and any lessons learned.
After we'd finished the conversation I walked away saying "Right, I'm off to get wet and naked with the 22 year old receptionist."
The sounds of envy was music to my ears.
FTFYI've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
Ftfy0
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Aye my clothing choice is starting to fail, all my autumn/winter kits is too warm and no showers at current workplace
Summer kit too cold and dont fancy being caught in the rain & being cold too, almost ready to go back to baggy jeans as I used from day 1 as commuter
Pretty certain the receptionist would appreciate a shower facility for us, shame shes a cougar..
Only real honey in the building is an italian chick that rarely ventures out of her box0 -
and you want to venture into hersBMC TM01 - FCN 0
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meanredspider wrote:Spring has sprung and a young man's fancy turns to....
...should I get the good bike out yet?
(and one or two other things).
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spasypaddy wrote:and you want to venture into hers
bet her accent is super sexy in bed too :drool: I'm probably putting her on a pedestal as she is pretty much the only honey for miles, as i don't work in city centre we don't see much livestock of the female kind at work
want to change job for this reason alone, nevermind the pishy wage..0 -
bushu wrote:spasypaddy wrote:and you want to venture into hersI used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.0
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Kieran_Burns wrote:After we'd finished the conversation I walked away saying "Right, I'm off to get wet and naked. See you in a bit."
The sound of retching, wailing and dry heaving was music to my ears.
That's pretty much the norm where I work........Faster than a tent.......0 -
bushu wrote:, as i don't work in city centre we don't see much livestock of the female kind at workCurrently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0
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There's a colleague at work that has managed to upset the three girls who work amongst us. I won't go into detail but if you're stupid enough to ask a girl such a question you at least make sure her boyfriend isn't within earshot.I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0
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The Beginner wrote:bushu wrote:, as i don't work in city centre we don't see much livestock of the female kind at work
You work at Warwick Uni. I've seen that place in summer.Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:After we'd finished the conversation I walked away saying "Right, I'm off to get wet and naked. See you in a bit."
The sound of retching, wailing and dry heaving was music to my ears.
And if you didn't get wet and naked, they'd be retching, wailing and dry heaving for real0