Offensive, non racist, non sexist jokes. Warning may offend!
MattC59
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Off you go fellas, rules are in the title......
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Yip, you're right. I am indeed much offended by your warning.
This thread's heading for the bin. :P
I'll most probably get banned again for that. Oh well.
At least I'm not the same height as Kylie.
Sorry for hijacking your thread, Matt.
Main thing is that you took it well.
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Lmfao.....
Clearly a long time lurker that was so incensed he had to make his hatred known to the world via his very first post.
Welcome to the forum Jim.
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As I'm here, I may as well post one -
If a baby was born in Italy, raised in Spain, went to University in England, went to live in South Africe, married a woman from Kenya, retired in Portugal but died in Morroco, what is he?
Dead!
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Now that's funny.Where is this street?
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When he gets to the bar he says,”I hope you don’t mind me saying, but you look like Hitler”
“That’s right”, he replied. “I am Hitler. Me and my mates Himmler and Goering come in here for a pint and plan the next world war. We are going to murder 6 million Jews and an English postman”
The brickie goes back to his mates and tells his mates the story. Perplexed, they get up and go to the bar and one says to Hitler, ”What’s this about murdering an English postman?”
Hitler turns to Himmler and says,” There! I told you nobody gives a censored about the Jews”
Now regardless of whether you find this funny, offensive or whatever, consider
Is it anti semitic?
How many people got as far as the mention of the English postman and thought wtf? In which case, does that make them anti semitic?
Or is it just anti Geordie?
Or just a silly little joke that no-one should find offensive.
By someone trying to steal hubcaps off a moving car.
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The fact that the joke references Jews, Nazis and the Holocaust wouldn't necessarily make it anti-Semitic, that's when PC goes mad.
There is a bit of a judgement which the listener/reader should apply.
However the joke which begins "What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?" probably crosses the line to be both offensive and anti-Semitic.
If you excuse the pun, it ain't always black and white.
These issues are further complicated by the teller of the joke. Black people can tell n***** jokes, Jews can tell Jew jokes, I can tell Irish jokes. That might not seem fair but that's life.
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Again you seem to confuse 'offensive' and racist, sexist and homophobic.
AFAIK Boyle isn't known to be a racist comedian and has gone to court to defend his reputation in that area
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I hadn't heard either of these, and the Three Geordies one (clearly NOT anti-semitic) made me LOL - it's funny and quite clever on several levels. Whereas the Pizza one, which I had to Google, actually shocked me, and usually I'm pretty unshockable.
I wouldn't arrest people over telling it though.
have you complained to them about this too?
unfortunately there will always be a vocal minority who claim to find offence at anything (usually the ones who are not reperesented in any of the groups being sleighted against), and will let everyone and anyone know about this with the aim stopping the perceived offensive item persisting, and often by proxy getting others in trouble, and making themselves feel morally good in the process. usually these are white, middle class who probably wear helmet cams...
"Let's just all be really careful out there folks!"
The yardstick I tend to use is "Is it funny?" Just because someone tells a joke about a specific group, doesn't mean he's a bigot. I am sure Les Dawson had a perfectly good relationship with his mother in law.
I have swapped jokes that I would not post on here because, although funny, some w anchor would take mock offence and complain, getting the thread shut down again.
Come on Matt. Out with it.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
Now, think carefully about your next move, Matt. Remember what happened last time.
You pedophile.
Which is why I haven't answered yet.......
(Hello again, by the way)
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