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Horse - would you knowingly **** it?

team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
edited February 2013 in The bottom bracket
OK, there seems to be a bit of a boast going on over on cake stop to see who has eaten the most 'unusual' of the other species, it's just a cultural taboo thing, which made me wonder...

would you/have you? :shock:
my isetta is a 300cc bike

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  • CrunchyToesCrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
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  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    I ate tapir once - not an entire tapir - but enough to master projectile vomiting. I was in the army. The tapir was not.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I've had tapioca pudding before...
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Not in the army...
    umm tapioca pudding :)
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    neigh...
  • Totally, no issues whatsoever. The Euros eat horse - it's just meat, after all. The Indians won't eat cows (religious reasons). When I lived in Vietnam I ate dog regularly (tough but nice with sauce). It's just a cultural perception thing.
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,386
    Catherine knew a horse..........
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Oh I'm sorry for my lack of clarity, wot I meant was that there are other cultural taboos not just eating other species as covered on cake stop I meant one of the other taboos probably considered a bit more abhorrent...that could only be discussed on bottom bracket :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • PituophisPituophis Posts: 1,025
    You mean shagging "things" don't you? Just say it :mrgreen:
  • Yes, although I don't think I'd let one give me a gobble. Thinking back though Ester Rantzen never damaged it when she gave me a gobble so as long as it was a particularly gentle horse!
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,295 Lives Here
    How many people unwittingly hump a horse? If I were that drunk I doubt I could get it up.
  • CrunchyToesCrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
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  • BozmanBozman Posts: 2,518
    Topical.
    There was a man from Ilkeston Derbys who was due in court on four counts of having sex with a horse, but he died before it went to court on Feb 7th, minor news if you know the area.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Jesus. I guess the horse didn't consent.
  • PituophisPituophis Posts: 1,025
    She's only saying she didn't consent now he's dead and she can sue his estate :evil:

    Bloody Jimmy Saville has opened the floodgates :D
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    What Saville was alledgedly doing horses. Is there no limit to this mans alledged depravity...
  • briantrumpetbriantrumpet Posts: 10,200
    Bozman wrote:
    Topical.
    There was a man from Ilkeston Derbys who was due in court on four counts of having sex with a horse, but he died before it went to court on Feb 7th, minor news if you know the area.
    Your limericks don't rhyme. Or scan very well, come to that.

    Now, let me see...

    The Derbyshire man's alleged crime
    Was to have sex with a horse (does that rhyme?)
    He regretted the ride
    Not convicted: he died.
    That's one way to avoid serving time.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Bozman wrote:
    Topical.
    There was a man from Ilkeston Derbys who was due in court on four counts of having sex with a horse, but he died before it went to court on Feb 7th, minor news if you know the area.
    Your limericks don't rhyme. Or scan very well, come to that.

    Now, let me see...

    The Derbyshire man's alleged crime
    Was to have sex with a horse (does that rhyme?)
    He regretted the ride
    Not convicted: he died.
    That's one way to avoid serving time.

    Brilliant! You also, in my opinion at least, have the funniest monicker on the forum.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Goats,sheep even chickens feature regularly round here as `girlfriends`,we are quite diverse in partner lifestyle choices. :wink:
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    Pituophis wrote:
    She's only saying she didn't consent now he's dead and she can sue his estate :evil:

    :D


    You are assuming that the horse was female - this shagger may have been a pervert and shagged a male horse.
  • I. Live. In. Lincolnshire.


    'nuff sed
  • PituophisPituophis Posts: 1,025
    Lagrange wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    She's only saying she didn't consent now he's dead and she can sue his estate :evil:

    :D


    You are assuming that the horse was female - this shagger may have been a pervert and shagged a male horse.

    Mate don't kid yourself, if your out with a stallion, it's you that's getting shagged :shock:

    Which is not that funny, especially if you think it's just a "lads night out" :cry:
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