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How to lube your chain NSFW

ad_snowad_snow Posts: 469
edited February 2013 in The bottom bracket
A short instructional video of how to lube your chain.

This video is so good, I've watched it multiple times :wink:

https://vimeo.com/33946564

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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Ah ah ...
    Party Party Party.

    The first few times I read that as Pastry.
    Couldn't get it.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    It's going to take a lot of Daz to get those stains out.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,119
    Wahey thats in the spirit of BB, you can stuff your Gangnam style - we got BB style. RideOnTime is going to compose (for want of a better word) a rap song to promote the BR BB, aren't you ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • dodgerdogdodgerdog Posts: 292
    Wish my garage was equipped like that!
    Allez Triple (hairy with mudguards) - FCN 4
    Ribble Gran Fondo
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Wahey thats in the spirit of BB, you can stuff your Gangnam style - we got BB style. RideOnTime is going to compose (for want of a better word) a rap song to promote the BR BB, aren't you ?

    Yooo.

    Ha ha... Young Money... AHH~!
    B.R, B.B., rawest niggaz doing it
    School for the blind, I don't see these niggaz doin it
    I'm doin it and doin it and doin it well
    Niggaz wanna test me boy, who wanna fail?
    Hit you like a bully censored , yeah saved by the bike bell
    If you scared, go to church (on ya bike), I'll see you in Hell
    And your girl, she a flip (clean my chain), give me heads or tails
    Everybody fake and like Shimano so I got real for sale
    Bike lube doth fill the air
    Rappers sh ittin' on theyself, you could smell the fear
    And these bit ches layin flowers cause the Wiggo is near
    T-Raw this is the new +Flava In Ya Ear+
    Bike Radar softer than baby hair
    Why you actin tough? Heard you work at Build-a-Bear
    I'm a dealer, all my girls come in deuce and pairs
    I'm in the Tour d' France, I construct so {"crank this censored up"}
    W-w-w-w-what the funk you beezy's want?
    I'm ready to +cycle+ the bike I call it +cycle+, the trunk in the front
    Man she give me good brain cause she feel dumb
    I just keep goin like the bunny 'til I feel numb
    Yeah these bitc hes want it, I put my mans on it
    That 110 Sup' and that Trek
    Ni-niggaz want beef, ca-call me Lance
    You potatoes on the sofa... ha ha ha
    Lazy motherfu ckers why you ain't even try EPO yet?
    +Rich or Die Tryin+ why you niggaz ain't died yet?
    Wings tattoo, yeah forever on some fly shi t
    And I'm with the business, skip PYOOM with a iey clip
    Stay on the flight, yeah I'ma trip
    Probably up in paradise, TdF in Yorkshire, chillin like Parliaments
    Flow got a censored , you could say I'm on some harder sh it
    'Bout to make the speaker buss {"crank this motherf ucker up!"}

    etc
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Thanks to Tyga and Nicki Minaj

    Yo

    Yo
  • dodgerdog wrote:
    Wish my garage was equipped like that!

    That sort of garage equipment is not cheap - neither initially, nor in ongoing upkeep.

    Also liable to find everyone else trying to borrow said equipment from you too.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,119
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Wahey......aren't you ?

    Ha ha...
    ...up!"}
    etc

    :D:D You're pretty fly for a white guy...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • I don't think they are concentrating enough, too much time biting chains, getting singlets manky and as for PPE, well don't get me started.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I don't think they are concentrating enough, too much time biting chains, getting singlets manky and as for PPE, well don't get me started.

    yes, it's going off all over. waste - really... :roll: :roll:
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