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Ah ah ...
Party Party Party.

The first few times I read that as Pastry.
Couldn't get it.

Wahey thats in the spirit of BB, you can stuff your Gangnam style - we got BB style. RideOnTime is going to compose (for want of a better word) a rap song to promote the BR BB, aren't you ?

pinarello001 wrote:

Wahey thats in the spirit of BB, you can stuff your Gangnam style - we got BB style. RideOnTime is going to compose (for want of a better word) a rap song to promote the BR BB, aren't you ?

Yooo.

Ha ha... Young Money... AHH~!
B.R, B.B., rawest niggaz doing it
School for the blind, I don't see these niggaz doin it
I'm doin it and doin it and doin it well
Niggaz wanna test me boy, who wanna fail?
Hit you like a bully bitch, yeah saved by the bike bell
If you scared, go to church (on ya bike), I'll see you in Hell
And your girl, she a flip (clean my chain), give me heads or tails
Everybody fake and like Shimano so I got real for sale
Bike lube doth fill the air
Rappers sh ittin' on theyself, you could smell the fear
And these bit ches layin flowers cause the Wiggo is near
T-Raw this is the new +Flava In Ya Ear+
Bike Radar softer than baby hair
Why you actin tough? Heard you work at Build-a-Bear
I'm a dealer, all my girls come in deuce and pairs
I'm in the Tour d' France, I construct so {"crank this motherfucker up"}
W-w-w-w-what the funk you beezy's want?
I'm ready to +cycle+ the bike I call it +cycle+, the trunk in the front
Man she give me good brain cause she feel dumb
I just keep goin like the bunny 'til I feel numb
Yeah these bitc hes want it, I put my mans on it
That 110 Sup' and that Trek
Ni-niggaz want beef, ca-call me Lance
You potatoes on the sofa... ha ha ha
Lazy motherfu ckers why you ain't even try EPO yet?
+Rich or Die Tryin+ why you niggaz ain't died yet?
Wings tattoo, yeah forever on some fly shi t
And I'm with the business, skip PYOOM with a iey clip
Stay on the flight, yeah I'ma trip
Probably up in paradise, TdF in Yorkshire, chillin like Parliaments
Flow got a boner, you could say I'm on some harder sh it
'Bout to make the speaker buss {"crank this motherf ucker up!"}

etc

Dodgerdog wrote:

Wish my garage was equipped like that!

That sort of garage equipment is not cheap - neither initially, nor in ongoing upkeep.

Also liable to find everyone else trying to borrow said equipment from you too.

I don't think they are concentrating enough, too much time biting chains, getting singlets manky and as for PPE, well don't get me started.