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  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    mfin wrote:
    Just a reminder, from the Cas report, a quote...
    Contador : “I have never taken doping substances in my life. And not only have I not taken doping substances, but I have always been surrounded by people (cyclists, doctors, trainers, etc.) who categorically reject the use of doping substances.”

    Of course you have, Jorg Jaschke, Alexandre Vinokourov, Manalo Saiz, Johan Bruyneel, Lance Armstrong, Levi Leipheimer, Bjarne Riise, Pepe "Banned For Life" Martinez and so on and so forth
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Blazing Saddles wrote:
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    Guys enough with the beef puns! it's just getting corny now...

    That joke is a little Frayed around the edges.

    ...and somewhat Bentos out of shape?
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,663
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Btw. Any beef , contador, or clen related puns may be cleansed without warning.

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  • dougzz
    dougzz Posts: 1,833
    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro- ... g-in-spain

    Edit: I think this is an English version of what Blazing posted earlier.
  • Doobz
    Doobz Posts: 2,800
    Worth Reading.. If you have not already..

    Puerto+Civil+Investigation+Memo.pdf
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    Do you think his team mates rib him about the beef stuff?

    I'll get my (entre)cote...
    FTFY
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  • rob churchill
    rob churchill Posts: 272
    "Now, Mr C; if I could just ox you to take this little pot and fillet..."
    I have a policy of only posting comment on the internet under my real name. This is to moderate my natural instinct to flame your fatuous, ill-informed, irrational, credulous, bigoted, semi-literate opinions to carbon, you knuckle-dragging f***wits.
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    so...

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro- ... g-in-spain

    Everyone still looking forward to the Vuelta e 12 MTFs Espana?
  • chrisday
    chrisday Posts: 300
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    so...

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro- ... g-in-spain

    Everyone still looking forward to the Vuelta e 12 MTFs Espana?

    *sigh* The fact he was an anti-doping chaperone is both unsurprising and depressing. And indeed depressing in its unsurprisingness.
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,439
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    so...

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro- ... g-in-spain

    Everyone still looking forward to the Vuelta e 12 MTFs Espana?

    Cycling News wrote:
    Ex-pro arrested in dope ring sting in Spain

    Ring sting! Really, who writes these headlines. They need a quality punner on board.
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  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    prawny wrote:
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    so...

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro- ... g-in-spain

    Everyone still looking forward to the Vuelta e 12 MTFs Espana?

    Cycling News wrote:
    Ex-pro arrested in dope ring sting in Spain

    Ring sting! Really, who writes these headlines. They need a quality punner on board.



    Hmmm...now where could they find some top quality punners....
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    chrisday wrote:
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    so...

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro- ... g-in-spain

    Everyone still looking forward to the Vuelta e 12 MTFs Espana?

    *sigh* The fact he was an anti-doping chaperone is both unsurprising and depressing. And indeed depressing in its unsurprisingness.


    That is a little twist that's a new one, as far as I know.

    To quote Iain: Spain is a POX on the sporting world
  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    Police in the Spanish city of Murcia have broken up a doping ring that had been both producing and distributing products including plasma, clenbuterol, testosterone and anabolic steroids.

    How odd that a Spanish doping ring has been distributing Clen. ...and that there are bugger all cases of Clen in cattle in Spain :)
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    chrisday wrote:
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    so...

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro- ... g-in-spain

    Everyone still looking forward to the Vuelta e 12 MTFs Espana?

    *sigh* The fact he was an anti-doping chaperone is both unsurprising and depressing. And indeed depressing in its unsurprisingness.


    That is a little twist that's a new one, as far as I know.

    To quote Iain: Spain is a POX on the sporting world

    Not really that novel - Lothar Heinrich of Freiburg developed and published a test for the detection of autologous transfusions at the same time as running the Team Telekom / T-Mobile anti-doping programme AND their full-fat doping programme
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  • tailwindhome
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,395
    Might be getting a new version of this soon!

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  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    http://www.sport.co.uk/cycling/disgraced-dutch-cyclist-thomas-dekker-vows-to-tell-all-on-d/3675262/

    Dekker was a Fuentes client wasn't he.

    (sorry I might be being slow but Googling seems to come back with lots of .nl sites mentioning Dekker and Fuentes in the last hour or so)
    Disgraced Dutch cyclist Thomas Dekker has promised to spill the beans on the doping culture in the sport and name names, he announced on Wednesday...
  • dsoutar
    dsoutar Posts: 1,746
    Cycling News wrote:
    Ex-pro arrested in dope ring sting in Spain

    I thought it was a story about some PEDs in a really hot curry
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    dsoutar wrote:
    Cycling News wrote:
    Ex-pro arrested in dope ring sting in Spain

    I thought it was a story about some PEDs in a really hot curry


    Ah, now that would be a dop-iaza

    :)
  • salsiccia1
    salsiccia1 Posts: 3,725
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    dsoutar wrote:
    Cycling News wrote:
    Ex-pro arrested in dope ring sting in Spain

    I thought it was a story about some PEDs in a really hot curry


    Ah, now that would be a dop-iaza

    :)

    *applause*
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  • Macaloon
    Macaloon Posts: 5,545
    You always knew when he'd had a dose. He'd do that Wag Yu finger dance crossing the line.

    Some very fine work up-thread. PMSL
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  • rob churchill
    rob churchill Posts: 272
    edited January 2013
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    dsoutar wrote:
    Cycling News wrote:
    Ex-pro arrested in dope ring sting in Spain

    I thought it was a story about some PEDs in a really hot curry


    Ah, now that would be a dop-iaza

    :)

    Well done.







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  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Thank you, thank you

    I feel like today is shaping up as the MSR of punning, and I'm just going over the top of the Cipressa at the moment
  • Macaloon
    Macaloon Posts: 5,545
    Heads-up RR. You might want to mince those veal suckers now, or the burgers will flip you on the line.
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  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    Been a couple days. Any revelations? .........
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,395
    hmm, no both Spain and Netherlands have gone quiet for the mo....
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • dougzz
    dougzz Posts: 1,833
    Did NRC ever publish anything? I think it was Jose been that tweeted it was coming.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,395
    think it was all in Dutch, which is very unsporting of them! ;)
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,159
    frenchfighter wrote:
    Been a couple days. Any revelations? .........
    Puerto's been rumbling on for seven years without much happening and you want action in two days??
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  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    Nope. The whole forum in an explosion of happiness as if something totally new was coming out. I haven't seen it. The Puerto stuff was gone over in detail many times by many people and has turned out to be nothing. I assumed it was something different...couldn't explain the hysteria otherwise.

    Sell hysteria.
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