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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Banned for not abiding by my original banning order on you.

    You're a very naughty man.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Banned for using the word "naughty" and not using it in the context of a Benny Hill Nurse.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Banned for posting around lunchtime and thereby making it difficult for me to keep to the healthy lunch promise I'd only just made this morning. Damn you and your avatar.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Banned for being weak when faced with tempting junk food.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Banned for only posting 316 times and using this thread to break rule 7 (which is an 4rse) just to increase your post count.

    There I was sat on my bed and out of the blue and with no warning, someone said 'Seanoconn'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Banned for no reason.Go and cry to Rick, see if he cares.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Banned for not calling Teagar, Teagar, sorry rick. If you were old Skool like me....
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Banned. It's Friday and I've got to let someone go. You know yourself how quiet things are at the moment, so listen thanks for all your efforts and good luck in the future. Security will see you out.
  • Bwgan
    Bwgan Posts: 389
    Banned for trapping your scrote in your chain whilst oiling it ready for the weekend
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Banned for mentioning "oiling chain" when you know the new way is Lubing.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Banned for no reason in particular, it's just I haven't banned anyone lately.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Banned for not giving a toss and running with the crowd. Love your work, :wink:
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Banned for not being upgraded recently. Surely 'dmclite-3.0r1' is now overdue.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • TheCornishMong
    TheCornishMong Posts: 88
    Banned because nobody has been banned for a while
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Banned for blatant bumping of blisteringly bad bonanza of bannedness.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • tetley10
    tetley10 Posts: 693
    Banned for nt having seeds on your burger bun.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    Banned for blatant bumping of blisteringly bad bonanza of bannedness.

    Superb aliteration. I have negotiated with the mods and they have unbanned you for your creativity and wit - therefore, you can have another go at being banned.

    Tetley10: Banned for appearing in my imagination as: A short cartoon character (who's short) with a stereotypical Yorkshire accent with inordinately big cups of tea for his size.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Banned for confusing the word fastest with hardest in relation to Bernard Hinault
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Banned for badgering us about Bernard Hinault. See what I did there ?
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    For no reason in particular.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Banned for using a hip replacement as an excuse for not riding a bike :roll:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    I`m banning Schweiz anyway.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Banned for trying to coerce your partner into taking the ban. Shame on you.
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Banned just because I can, bitches
    Uncompromising extremist
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    banned for having a smiling face on your bell end :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Banned for having that kind of information at your fingertips.
  • TheCornishMong
    TheCornishMong Posts: 88
    Banned for wanting that information at your fingertips
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Banned for not really putting much thought into your ban.

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