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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Banned for lack of imagination

    Banned for being weak and yielding to the pedantic whores on here with reference to your abode. Its Kingston Upon Thames rather than Kingston Town which as ny child of the 80's will inform you is a UB40 song.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballymate. You banned coz you beat me to banning that posh bloke from Kingston Upon Thames
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for being slow :lol:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Banned for shooting your load to early. Again.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for sounding like my missus. :oops:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Banned for having a sexy wife.... Or a brilliant imagination
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Banned for trying to hit on Bally's wife.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Banned for not sending pictures of your wife/sister
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for being the only one on here who didn't get Arran's pics.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Banned for not being a mate and forwarding said pics
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for not realising I am a mate, that's why I didn't forward said pics. :shock:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Banned for making me p!ss myself :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,808
    Banned for smelling of wee.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Banned for mocking Sean's lack of bladder control.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for forgetting that Sean's priapism makes control of his nether regions difficult.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Banned for making me google priapism. P!ssing in ones own face isn't as much fun :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for coming up with a new porn genre.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    banned for fisting
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for not realising that Basil is being fisted and not fisting. Ouch!!
  • wannabecyclist
    wannabecyclist Posts: 149
    Banned because I am new to this and he was the first available person for me to ban.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Banned for losing your banning virginity to Bally
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for picking on a newbie
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Banned for defending the newbie.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    banned for having two a's two r's two 7's and an n in your name
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for talking out of your r's
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,288
    Banned for having a hand up your bum and smiling simultaneously.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for being so miserable you can find fault in smiling.

    Bum Bum Mr Derick
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    banned for having a big bushy appendage
  • wannabecyclist
    wannabecyclist Posts: 149
    Banned for not liking a big bushy appendage
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for seeming to like appendages.
    By all means like bush, but appendages? :shock:

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