Work in the morning

willhub
willhub Posts: 821
edited January 2013 in The bottom bracket
Can't believe I am saying it, yes WORK for me in the morning, up at 7am, in for 8:20am, although I'm supposed to be in at 8:45am but going to get there early in case I get lost or something.

I'm sheeting it, have no idea really what to expect.

I'm all moved in, in Fallowfield, the house is nice and I intent on staying there, which means I MUST keep this job, I am sheeting it.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Keep your head down. Don't panic, and do what you're told.
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  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    Head down, do what you're told, smile, say yes not no. Don't let on that you know that none of them have any more of an idea than you do, and that their only asset is that they've had more practice faking it than you have.
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Good man, you'll be fine !

    Be confident, be keen (without being a brown nose) and volunteer for stuff. There will always be people who will resent you for putting yourself forward for things, but they won't be there long.

    Muck in and get on with it. Good luck !!!
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  • jibberjim
    jibberjim Posts: 2,810
    When you're sent down to the stores for a "long weight", take a book to read.
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  • Simmotino
    Simmotino Posts: 295
    Make sure you log on at half nine to tell us how it's going! :lol:
  • arthur_scrimshaw
    arthur_scrimshaw Posts: 2,596
    good luck Will, you'll be fine!
  • pete_s
    pete_s Posts: 213
    Take your own mug for tea & coffee. People get it right on 'em if you use a mug that's theirs.
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    There'll probably be a load of people showing a mix of surprise and disinterenst that a new starter has pitched up, and you'll have time to get used to your new environment. A bloke I used to work with claimed that beetling off for a dump in the works bog was the best way to become comfortable in a new job.
  • schweiz
    schweiz Posts: 1,644
    How's your first morning goin Will?

    Any office totty?
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  • jonomc4
    jonomc4 Posts: 891
    funny feeling he may be keeping his head down and off the message boards!

    Good luck and hope it all goes well.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Well, how did it go ???
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Silence doesn't bode well ...........
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Yossie wrote:
    Silence doesn't bode well ...........

    It's 'cause he's tied up in the copier room with a ball gag in his mouth !
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Now thats a first day to be proud of - wonder if they used his own bicycle clips as 'cuffs?

    Or was it punishment for turning up smelling of sweat and traffic on a ropey bicycle on his first day?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    ChrisAOnABike wrote:
    Head down, do what you're told, smile, say yes not no.

    thats what I always say to the current wife :D
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Yossie wrote:
    Now thats a first day to be proud of - wonder if they used his own bicycle clips as 'cuffs?

    Or was it punishment for turning up smelling of sweat and traffic on a ropey bicycle on his first day?

    Definitely not punishment, just a bit of fun and games. Although he may now have an ar*e like a ripped out fire place !
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Oooh - that sounds painful. Need more than a bit of TCP to sort that one out.

    But where is he? His bath in front of the fire must be getting cold by now. And he's still got to wash his bike in it.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Telesales ain't it?

    Do you reckon he's actually found his true calling and got a job with the Samaritans?
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Time for work Will.Yes its early.And dark now get moving ya slack *rse.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    tim wand wrote:
    Telesales ain't it?

    Do you reckon he's actually found his true calling and got a job with the Samaritans?

    Suicide rates 'll go through the roof then. :lol:
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Frank the tank wrote:
    tim wand wrote:
    Telesales ain't it?

    Do you reckon he's actually found his true calling and got a job with the Samaritans?

    Suicide rates 'll go through the roof then. :lol:

    No, it would be genius - anyone speaking to Will would suddenly feel that they have no problems in life and would hang up the phone and go off whistling and skipping down the road.
  • jrduquemin1
    jrduquemin1 Posts: 30
    ChrisAOnABike wrote:
    Head down, do what you're told, smile, say yes not no. Don't let on that you know that none of them have any more of an idea than you do, and that their only asset is that they've had more practice faking it than you have.

    Of course, saying yes not no would depend on the question, correct?

    Do you want an enema? Not sure I'd answer YES to that to be honest... ;-)

    Good luck with the job though, willhub :-)
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    jrduquemin1 wrote:
    ChrisAOnABike wrote:
    Head down, do what you're told, smile, say yes not no. Don't let on that you know that none of them have any more of an idea than you do, and that their only asset is that they've had more practice faking it than you have.

    Of course, saying yes not no would depend on the question, correct?

    Do you want an enema? Not sure I'd answer YES to that to be honest... ;-)

    Good luck with the job though, willhub :-)



    Will's one of lifes yes men.

    He's always so positive. Who mentioned enemas anyway has he got a job as Aggieboy's carer? No wonder no ones heard from him for a bit.
  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    I hope this isn't going to turn into another Decal-gate thread?

    Maybe he was totally Knackered from first day?

    I haven't got all day to hang around on the internet you know... Err. :D
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  • y33stu
    y33stu Posts: 376
    I bet he's been sent into a cupboard to look for a glass hammer and been locked in.
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  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Its been three days now - that's one long shift.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Yossie wrote:
    Its been three days now - that's one long shift.


    I reckon he's been abducted to a Moss Side crack den where a bunch of Albanians are using him as a sex toy so they can sell him out as a rent boy.

    I also saw him on F/B a few days ago offering to go up the cat and fiddle with Bhima, either way he's going to end up with one worn ring .

    (His biggun if he's with the albanians and his granny if he's with Bhima)
  • schweiz
    schweiz Posts: 1,644
    well he's been poking around in the forum but he's not letting on how it's going!

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    come on Will...we want to know

    1. How's the Job?
    2. Are you going to stick at it?
    3. Is there any office totty?
    4. If so....pics!
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    Surely no one expected him to last til Thursday? Give the poor chap a break - he's probably upset! :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    Work is ok, pretty slow and straight forward until today, we had to learn about various bank accounts, mortgages, insurance and credit cards, then do a mock test, I managed 56 out of 60 points for that.

    Learning the system from next week, and the final test has a pass rate of 80% and to keep job must pass it.

    I get up at 7am, cycle only 4 miles at 7:30am, park my bike, get changed, walk from Northern Q to Spinningfields, some days I go riding after, so not back in untill 9-10pm, struggle to stay awake, but managing.

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