All Daily Mail and Guardian etc... blog posters are Tw@ts

willhub

They're all tw@tting barstewards.

alihisgreat

Isn't it wonderful that they can make a living being a tw@t...

I have dreams about being able to do that!

crispybug2

willhub wrote:

They're all tw@tting barstewards.

And today's other news story...........Ursine creatures are known to be defecating in arboreal ares!!

team47b

crispybug2 wrote:

willhub wrote:

They're all tw@tting barstewards.

And today's other news story...........Ursine creatures are known to be defecating in arboreal ares!!

...and the Pope, a.k.a Papa, Vicar of Christ, Vicar of Peter, Holy Father, Bishop of Rome, Servant of the servants of God, Supreme Pastor, His Holiness, The Rock, Supreme Pontiff, Father of Kings, Governor of the World, Successor of St. Peter, Shepherd of the Universal Church does sport some exceedingly curious headgear.

Frank the tank

team47b wrote:

crispybug2 wrote:

willhub wrote:

They're all tw@tting barstewards.

And today's other news story...........Ursine creatures are known to be defecating in arboreal ares!!

...and the Pope, a.k.a Papa, Vicar of Christ, Vicar of Peter, Holy Father, Bishop of Rome, Servant of the servants of God, Supreme Pastor, His Holiness, The Rock, Supreme Pontiff, Father of Kings, Governor of the World, Successor of St. Peter, Shepherd of the Universal Church does sport some exceedingly curious headgear.

And is also an ex member of the Hitler youth.

GODWINS!!!!!

Yellow Peril

I'm a tw@t but at least I'm true to my amateur roots and don't make a living as one.

pinno

Yellow Peril wrote:

I'm a tw@t but at least I'm true to my amateur roots and don't make a living as one.

Booo - Plenty of tw4ts go proffessional and make a living as one - you can do it, i'll support you all the way

Please excuse my miserable ignorance, but what is the link between bears and the pope ?

team47b

pinarello001 wrote:

Yellow Peril wrote:

I'm a tw@t but at least I'm true to my amateur roots and don't make a living as one.

Booo - Plenty of tw4ts go proffessional and make a living as one - you can do it, i'll support you all the way

Please excuse my miserable ignorance, but what is the link between bears and the pope ?

Does a bear sh1t in the woods? = Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Sometimes, does the pope sh1t in the woods and does a bear wear a funny hat!

pinno

Doh. I'm afraid the brain is currently underperforming due to the greeny brown thick sticky stuff that I caught through the cybernet from that other miserable basket Willhub.

Fancy a house swap team47b for a couple of weeks?. I can offer: Cosy log burner, lazy cats, lovely scenery, thick inbred locals, some whisky, homemade jam, light romantic rain showers breaking up the mist on the lawn adding to the puddles. I'll even preserve some greeny brown thick sticky stuff for perusal/observation/chance to get a nobel prize for finding a new living species.

Yellow Peril

team47b wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Yellow Peril wrote:

I'm a tw@t but at least I'm true to my amateur roots and don't make a living as one.

Booo - Plenty of tw4ts go proffessional and make a living as one - you can do it, i'll support you all the way

Please excuse my miserable ignorance, but what is the link between bears and the pope ?

Does a bear sh1t in the woods? = Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Sometimes, does the pope sh1t in the woods and does a bear wear a funny hat!

Sometimes used as a variant is..."are the Kennedys gun-shy?"

Yellow Peril

pinarello001 wrote:

Yellow Peril wrote:

I'm a tw@t but at least I'm true to my amateur roots and don't make a living as one.

Booo - Plenty of tw4ts go proffessional and make a living as one - you can do it, i'll support you all the way

Please excuse my miserable ignorance, but what is the link between bears and the pope ?

Thanks for the backing Pina but I'm staying true to the Corinthian spirit as far as my tw@ttedness is concerned.

pauldavid

pinarello001 wrote:

Yellow Peril wrote:

I'm a tw@t but at least I'm true to my amateur roots and don't make a living as one.

Booo - Plenty of tw4ts go proffessional and make a living as one - you can do it, i'll support you all the way

Please excuse my miserable ignorance, but what is the link between bears and the pope ?

They both shit in the woods and it's a shared hat

team47b

pinarello001 wrote:

Fancy a house swap team47b for a couple of weeks?. I can offer: Cosy log burner, lazy cats, lovely scenery, thick inbred locals, some whisky, homemade jam, light romantic rain showers breaking up the mist on the lawn adding to the puddles.

Sounds idylic, I'm up for it (you will be taking the kids won't you?).

Just let me know when the forecast says two weeks without rain and we will be over :roll:

Bunneh

Daily Mail is just for tw*ts by tw*ts. Used to read it until it caused me to catch d*ck cancer.